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The more poisonous the curse, the better.
No matter how beautiful your appearance is, you can't hide your inner filth. What's even sadder is that people don't give you money when they fuck you.
Wipe that pile of powder off your face. I really want to slap you and see how much it falls.
Shallow things, how could God create such a failure?
You seem to have encephalitis and cervical spondylosis. If you are terminally ill after careful examination, don't go home to protect your life these days.
I heard that it is not easy to be a young lady on location. I will give you more money. You must treat my man well. I don't want him to come to your house every day.
7. When people are old, they still want to be * *, and your parents are ashamed to go underground to meet their ancestors.
8. Look at your coquettish appearance. You are born with a destiny. Are you so worthy of your country?
9. Women who have been slept with by many people are just different, even their hair is different.
10, the most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still stick to you.
1 1, you leave your QQ and swear that Baidu will not send it! A pair of dogs, a man and a woman, an adulterer and a prostitute
12, * *, are not as good as miss, miss is for money, what are you for?
13, * * is * *, just like a dou who will never help others.
14, shallow thing, how did God create such a loser? Buy all kinds of idle girls at low prices for a long time. The model is not restricted. Details can be discussed.
15, * * is not shameful, after all, * * must be qualified.
16, oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?
17, look at you dressed like a condolence girl who was eliminated before World War II.
18, sleeping with * * is an early adopter. Fresh and fresh, what if there is no umami? Cold salad, of course. Of course, women who are treated coldly will not obey, and most women who are treated coldly have the determination to touch porcelain and rogues.
19, congratulations! You are the eighth woman who likes him! But I believe that you will be like the first seven, and you will not end well in the end.
20. Do you fucking know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.
2 1, since you can't be a man, don't do it, but I think you can be a janitor, so you can scream as much as you like.
22. Don't think that just because you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.
23. A girl like you can't get married. Even if she does, it will be blamed on others.
24. You are different from others. Everyone's feet are thick, and so is your skin.
25, white inside and red, different. Self-love proud as a peacock
26. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.
27. You are a bus. You can get on and off for a dollar.
28. Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it.
29, first of all, thank you, let my sister know her shortcomings, but pity you, so sneaky. A person likes the new and hates the old. It's hard to guarantee that he won't abandon you without a family. We will always support the just side!
30. Bitches are always bitches. Even with inflation, it can't be expensive!
3 1, the most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. When you look angry, you rub it too thin.
32, fall in love with me, you are not qualified. I'm sorry, to find your * *!
33. You born retarded bastard, don't come out and make a fool of yourself.
34. Living wastes air, dying wastes land, and dying pollutes the atmosphere!
35. Interesting things. Today, there is a Dragon Boat Festival jiaozi competition in our supermarket. Of course, the materials came from the supermarket, but an aunt ran away with jiaozi wrapped in the middle. ...
36. I also complain that I have no friends. Which woman can be your friend? It means that my boyfriend is not good, and I am looking for a back.
37. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, you and * * are going to jump off a building. I'm calling for refueling downstairs!
38. If marriage is a grave, is it a grave robbery?
39. When one party in the marriage becomes an insider of * *, is it necessary to resist the marriage defense of the other party in the marriage? When the city is broken, what will be the end of the battle of death?
40. If a man sticks your photo on the wall, he can ward off evil spirits during the day and use contraception at night.
4 1, as far as you are concerned, you are still imitating others, and you are still talking about 3000 bags. Why don't you tell people it's 3,000 packs for three years? It's only 3 cents a day.
42. Your mother gave birth to you to make you better satisfy the men in the world. Pan Jinlian is less than one thousandth of yours.
43. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.
44, so ugly, return not bashful to shame, hurriedly disfigure yourself, have self-knowledge, hurriedly * *
45. Not everyone thinks * * is bad. Some people are tolerant and even welcome to * *, of course, the most typical is middle-aged men, especially those who are bent on changing their beauty, which shows that they need to decide on the supply.
46. Don't drag your feet in front of labor and capital like a 258,000 person. If you have the ability, pose first and then work hard.
47. I feel sick of your embarrassed appearance. Don't stand here and pollute this pure land.
48. When I called her the third party between us, I only borrowed your partner for two days! Finally, I scolded you. You have nothing to do, and you still owe it to scold!
49. Look at your coquettish appearance. You were born a bitch. Did your mother give birth to a fox? Shameless.
It is time that has changed us, and it is * * that has changed our love.
5 1. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained. So, you keep slim.
52. Do you know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.
He often takes you shopping? These are small things. You'll never guess what brand your sister uses. Otherwise, you wouldn't be so complacent.
If I go down one day, remember that I will come up to save you.
55. Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you are an old woman.
56. Was your father possessed by Ma Yu or from the Stone Age?
57. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.
58, long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls. The model is not restricted. Details can be discussed.
59.* * Yule can dominate his body. His heart is something you will never get, and it is also my greatest capital.
60. No matter how bad your hair is, it won't change your age and appearance.
6 1, you are a cucumber, you were not photographed. Your object is a screw, which is not tightened.
62. I am a woman, too. I have never seen you so mean in my life.
63. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.
64. No love equation can compare with mathematical equation.
65. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except "Go away".
66. Many married men regard sleeping with unmarried women as their ultimate goal, and the rest is how to solve the trouble, hang up the war-free card or fight a protracted war of attrition.
67.* * has become a profession, and the marriage certificate is even less valuable than the certificate.
68. You have been praised by people for being an idiot and haven't left the earth for so many years just because you enjoy it!
69. Only the dog's nose is the cleverest, so your dog has degenerated!
70. Fuck you, do you know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.
7 1, long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls, models are not limited, details are negotiable.
72. Terrible ghosts will avoid you when they see you, and hell will not accept you. If you die, become a ghost!
73. Unmarried women regard * * as a strategy to catch up with development in their lives, and concentrate on "overtaking in corners", but ignore that overtaking in corners will not only run ahead of others, but also be more prone to rollover accidents.
74. Miss, it's a question of money. What are you doing? You will become a * *, perhaps because no one loves you!
75, there are * * that can't be driven away, only those who really don't work hard.
76. You don't even look at me. If you are a broken flower and a broken chrysanthemum, if you dare to be arrogant with me, I will throw you into my pigsty.
77. I met a rich and ugly man today. The counter selling silver ornaments downstairs in the supermarket said, What is the most expensive thing here? I want the most expensive one! !
78. Without the existence of * *, who would recognize your bullshit love?
79. Since you wrote me your resignation letter, I think it is necessary to clarify some things before you resign.
80, fuck you, you are a lazy wolf, the third child doesn't treat you like a * *, Qiong Yao doesn't treat you like a kiln sister, you look like an elf, your ears are swollen, you have distiller's grains in your nose, your arm is disabled, your leg is broken, and you have a toad mouth.
8 1, come out to mix? How to mix? Butcher? Or provide public toilet service for people?
82, * *, this is destined to be only * *. Please remember that you are just * *.
83. Your looks are so classic that you can break the world's ugliest record.
84. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
85. My wish is to get drunk naturally and wake up naturally every day.
86. About this * *, it is only a remainder in mathematics.
87, * *, you little slut, you miss me so much that you can't sleep at night. When can I hold you in my hand? It's all my fault that I have no money, you * *!
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