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1. Do math problems today. There are ten people waiting in line. A can't stand in the middle, at both ends, next to B. Besides C, there is Ding behind them. After heated discussion, everyone thinks 1, let's have a roll!

2. I am actually an angel, and the reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

3. Q: What do you want to see most when you are late for school? A: Other students who are late!

4. I went to the parking lot to pick up the car and found that the headlights were broken! And there are many scratches! There are no accident vehicles nearby! Fortunately, there is a piece of paper under the wiper, which was left by the accident. I picked it up and looked at it. It said, "Sorry, I accidentally bumped into your headlights when reversing. Everyone who witnessed the scene nodded and smiled at me when I left this note. They thought I wrote your name and phone number, but I didn't. ...

5. Throw a drift bottle when you are bored, remember to write another bottle in it!

6. I went to eat lobster with my friends. A little girl at the next table asked: Mom, will the lobster be worried if it can't go home? Her mother froze ... and I put down my lobster-peeling hand. What should I do in the face of such a kind question? Then the boss came to clear the way: no, their whole family is here!

7. "What is the use of a divorce certificate?" "This is not simple. Think about it. One more certificate, whether it is an application or an interview, can always bring you a little confidence and confidence!"

8. "Is your neck long?" The ant asked the giraffe. The giraffe replied, "Not at all!" The ant asked again, "Why?" Giraffe depressed: "often confused!" " "

9. At lunch time, Xiaoming pushed the bowl to Xiaogang next to him: "Try the rice I brought …" Xiaogang scooped up a big spoon and put it in his mouth. Xiao Ming added: "How about it? After two days, can I still eat? "

10. I hope my money can be like my socks. Although you can't find it when you need it, you can always find a lot when you pack it.

1 1. My friend came to my house as a guest. He saw that my goldfish was well kept and asked me the secret. After all, he is my good friend, so I told him my six-word secret of raising fish: change more water and change fish frequently!

12. In the dead of night, I often ask myself if I made the right decision to come to earth.

13. I achieved the goal of becoming a local tyrant. At present, I am very rustic. ...

14. A: "Didn't your family hire a maid? Why are you still washing clothes here? " B: "I have married her, and now I want to wash both her and mine."

15. The driving test is really difficult. When I was in the exam just now, the invigilator said, "Start when you see my gesture." I have watched him for half an hour. Where does he wear jewelry?

16. I am very hard on myself in order to lose weight. So that every time I face delicious food, I will tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I am a person who is not afraid of death at all.

17. The crab accidentally knocked down the hippocampus, and the hippocampus said angrily, "Are you blind?" The crab was even more angry and said, "You are a shrimp and I am a crab!" " "

18. I had a drink with some friends one night, and several people drank too much. One of them fell asleep on the side of the road, so we couldn't lift him, so we discussed finding something to cover him so as not to catch cold. When I saw him a few days later, he said that he woke up the next day and found three bicycles on him.

19. As we all know, I am a very principled person. My principle is, where there is delicious food, there are my people!