Classic curse message

1, don't say I'm not nice to you. After you die, I will install an air conditioner in your coffin and change the frequency. ?

You wish my girlfriend has no breasts, and I wish your girlfriend only has chest hair. ?

Even if I am the second child, I am still a human being. Even if you are smart, you are just an animal. This is life! ?

4. hey! Don't say, I find you look a bit like a star! Really half like Wu Bai! ?

In fact, your figure is not fat. It should be that you have been swollen recently, which has caused our optical illusion. ?

6. If you want to save face, go back and have a good look, and then come back. Don't look like the devil wears Prada all day. ?

7. You are not afraid of being ugly. I'm afraid there will be many flies on your face. When the time comes, I will swat the fly on your face with a fly, and it will be bad if I accidentally shoot my eyes. ?

8. Don't wander around outside, which will affect the city appearance. You just change your nationality as soon as possible, and you really don't want to be in the same country with you. ?

Ask the doctor to check your brain quickly to see if it has shrunk. ?

10, Nu Wa feels remorse when she sees you! How did I squeeze you out in the first place? It is really a stain and failure of life! ?

1 1, I have done nothing but quarrel these days. All kinds of quarrels. Am I not sensible, or am I treating you like a human being? ?

12, your face is a face with a high coefficient of friction, which made me experience that long time personally. ?

13, I really don't know what you think, ugly, and I don't know how to dress neatly. I just want to look like a Beijing bus and pretend to be a beautiful woman. ?

14, I found the stick that grew among your father with a magnifying glass. Is your family asexual? ?

15, with so little hair, it's still top to comb a ball. Are you trying to cheat the children who have seen gourd dolls? ?

16, the world is big and the universe is bigger, but these are bigger than the brains you lack. ?

17, some people always think that they know that two words are literate people. Why don't you even know two words? ?

18, as far as your mind is concerned, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of the ATM bank. How MD is a group of people whose brains are thinner than capillary blood holes! ?

19, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! Have you asked the pig? With your IQ and figure, pigs are unwilling! ?

20. If you know someone with some connections, you will have to please Rado in the future. ?

2 1. If human beings bring harm to the earth, then what you bring to the earth is destruction. For the health of mankind, I will kick you back to your unknown country. ?

22. What I hate is a hairy child who doesn't have long hair and smells like milk. When he comes out, he buckles a few dirty words, which makes him feel that he is acting. ?

23. I don't understand. You can make up for the ozone layer by farting in the air. Why take it out on people everywhere? ?

24, ah! Nothing, just when I went to the grave on Qingming, I suddenly thought of you. So many people are dead, why don't you die? ?

25. Xifeng is your teacher? All the students who have taught have inherited all her "fine traditions". ?

26. I have a miserable life because I can't find a word to describe how handsome I am when I look through the dictionary. ?

27. We know your mind is empty, so let's just pretend we didn't see it. If you have something to do with the brain and nothing to do with it, we can't understand it. ?

28. When I was a child, I gave Altman more lasers, and my genes mutated and grew up. You can't play monsters like this, can you? You don't even need makeup! ?

29. Look at the way your head is pinched by Xifeng's thigh. The brain is tofu, and the cerebellum is shrinking, right? ?

30. He has sexually transmitted diseases, and he is likely to get septicemia and leukemia, and he will be senile and insane in advance. The most important thing is that there is no cure for this disease. Although he looks like an ordinary person now, his heart is completely rotten.

3 1, sister and aunt, please be realistic! You think this is Andersen's fairy tale! This is not! ?

32. If you count the hair on your head, you don't have to count the pockmarked faces, and you can't even count them. ?

33. People who like me are good people, people who don't like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not people. ?

34. Sing a song about wine and analyze geometry. Trigonometric function, it is much more difficult to go to Japan. Point multiply vector, pay attention to the direction. How to solve the problem, both sides are square. The green scorpion has a center. But there are no integers, and it is still difficult to calculate. ?

35, sister paper Your mito technology is really not a general fork, and it has a fight with the PS technology of the great gods. ?

As long as you are my friend, I will stand by your side, even if it is heinous, heaven and earth will not tolerate it. ?

37. People who went to caves in ancient times didn't necessarily want you. Neanderthals look at you and think you are a beast, a dinosaur or a platypus? You can cook eight-treasure porridge for your acne. ?

I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man. ?

39. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. You are easy to be shot by an inspector running around the street like this. ?

40. The deadly summer is coming. If anyone can install air conditioning in our classroom, we will marry the head teacher. ?

4 1, it's cold now. Look how thick you are wearing. I didn't expect you to be so cheeky! ?

42. Your moving voice comes from the valley. I looked down and it was you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran down and said, Grandpa, can I borrow your donkey? ?

43, playing hooligans, you must have a rogue character; If you are crazy, you must have a neurotic temperament; If you harm others, you will harm their abilities. ?

44. I have seen stupid, never seen such a stupid, pigs are stupid, how can they still live; I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. Dinosaurs became extinct. How can you still be alive? ?

45, senior cream and senior sugar, senior ladies go to the toilet. Touch the pocket without paper, and touch the * * * shit. ?

46. Remember to go back and wash your face when you are free! What? Did you go out to wash in the morning? That will be a day! I can't see your black facial features clearly. ?

47. I will never judge a book by its cover, but I really have to think about it because of your appearance! ?

48. I think you are like an angel. Why do you still stay on the earth? I am fat, and I can't fly in the sky. ?

You do, but I really don't want to build a house for you with my spit. I can't cure you today, even if I haven't studied veterinary medicine. ?

50. You look like a bird, just like a string made by Chihuahua and Beijing Ba. It's small, but it's impure and stinks, only the size of a pocket. I really want to slap you. ?

5 1, do you know the difference between you and ordinary boys? Ordinary boys ride with a girl, and you ride with a boy. ?

52. Do you say you are beautiful? I want nothing. The front is flat and the back is flat. Do you think you are a washboard that is poked every day? ?

53. If you don't have knowledge, don't show off at random, so that Sun Man won't laugh at you because you have no connotation and don't know the art of speaking. ?

54. While I can still speak and my limbs are still sound, I will go against the sky if I want to, or I will only regret it when I get old. ?

55. If I speak rudely, it's called elegance. What is elegance? Elegance is pretending to be a grandson. ?

56. Did you graduate from Duck Neck University, Kiqiao University, Radish University and Jinniu University? ?

Well, that's it. Anyway, these words are still the same. Have a rest, I'm afraid I'll delay your reception time. It's not a good deal for you. ?