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A collection of advertising songs in football matches

Do you like watching football matches? Have you ever heard the jingle of football matches? The following is the football match jingle I compiled. Let's have a look.

More than 20 people compete for the jingle of the football match, which shows the charm of football.

The player is performing for the audience, and the audience is giving the player strength.

The fans cheered more than the exciting game, and the players struggled for speed and strength.

They are all sweating, and each of us is full of energy.

Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang; Don't pretend with me, I am the backstage of the CPC Central Committee; If you don't believe me, bin Laden is my uncle. If you blow it first and then poison it, America has to eat it.

A catty and a half of Erguotou, a two-year-old veteran in love, a three-year-old one who eats, drinks, whores and gambles, and a four-year-old one who cheats and steals, knowing that this person is you, I have to insist on reading it. Admire! Admire!

The family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters, primary school culture, rural hukou, three broken houses, an acre of thin land, a cold pot and a hot stove, but my wife doesn't. I can't leave my mouth all year round. I am surfing the Internet now, and I want a girlfriend!

You are cute, poor and unloved; You are annoying, lovable and tireless; You are very? Smart? The first place to flush the toilet; You are very temperamental and irritable by nature.

The sea is full of fucking water, spiders, legs and peppers. It's too fucking hot. I don't regret knowing you.

At dawn, I carried Emil Wakin Chau, crossed Nicholas Tse, came to Stephen Chow, picked Andy Lau, picked up a stick, made Jacky Cheung, and ate Joe Cheng chicken.

Kiss you a little, take a big bite, take a big bite, and the young couple will become three new ones.

Lovers are gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues are diligent and have no temper, and friends are obscene.

A man's life belongs to the country, his income belongs to his wife, his property belongs to his children, his achievements belong to his leader, his body belongs to his lover, and only his shortcomings and mistakes are his own.

Four ideals: blow up the Himalayas, travel around the solar system, climb the Great Wall of Wan Li, and swear to turn my wife into a fairy.

When you don't have a girlfriend, you are a hound. When you find your goal, you are a Baha 'i dog. When you get it, you are a German shepherd. When you lose it, you are a dead dog.

Xiao Bai was white and white, and his ears pricked up. When he heard the beep of his mobile phone, he put down his radish and vegetables and sent a message quickly.

Love at first sight. Goodbye, infatuation! All day! Want to win people's hearts! Take great pains! I want to hurry! Difficult to your heart! Do not know how to be intimate! How cruel! Makes me sad!

Honey, don't be cool with me, don't be jealous of me, give in when you quarrel, and hold on when you are beaten!

When Mr. Wang was away, his wife told him: drink less spirits and don't gamble; Don't pick wild flowers on the roadside; Cherish feelings and care for your wife; Such a husband is so cute!

The pain of a romantic man: telling lies behind his wife's back, telling jokes when he meets a mistress, talking nonsense when he meets a lady, and talking nonsense with friends.

There are seven kinds of eggs in the world: eggs laid by chickens, exploding bombs, idiots who read text messages, idiots who laugh, big idiots who are angry, bastards who scold me, and losers who don't respond.

There are four monsters in today's society: cats don't catch mice, women don't like breastfeeding, people become prisoners of computers, and pets replace their parents.