A funny conversation between husband and wife

The problem of hilarious couples, can it be God's problem?

1, wife: The small Europe in your unit is so beautiful!

Husband: Everyone says so!

Wife: What do you think?

Husband: Since last night, I have been against it.

Wife: Why?

Husband: I'm older than you without makeup.

2. Get used to smoking after passion. My wife said: you smoke before you do it, and you smoke after you finish it.

I said, I've never smoked.

After a while, my wife told me she was sorry. There is a mistake.

That's more like it. If you are wrong, admit it! ! !

3. Answer: My son is over 1.8 meters tall, which is a whole head taller than me.

Be careful, this is not your son.

A: Impossible. I saw my wife give birth in the hospital.

B: You only saw it coming out, not going in.

Today, my wife and I quarreled. Without saying anything, that bitch told me to get out. I was very angry and shouted, "Everything in this house is mine. Why should I go out? "

At this moment, I saw the woman touching her 6-month-old belly and suddenly said, "Hum, not necessarily."

5. Man: "Marry me! ! ! "

Woman: "If you want me to promise you, you can. See the woman with heavy makeup across the street? " ! Go over there and give her two big slaps! I'll accompany you to get the certificate right away! "

Without saying anything, the man used to slap and slap. . .

Without saying anything, the woman received the certificate directly from the man.

Man: "Since we are husband and wife, can you tell me why you slapped her?"

Female: "Smelly shameless! How much work you robbed me all morning! "