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High score in "New Year greetings"

◎ May good luck be like a mine, often trampled under your feet; Bad luck is like a meteor shower, which will never catch you; Wealth is like garbage, which can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy new year!

◎ You are happy every day, 365 days a year, 8760 hours forever, 5,256,000 wonderful minutes and 31536,000 seconds.

◎ I asked the air as a postman, bound my fiery greetings into packages, stamped them with postmarks, and delivered them at a constant temperature of 37 degrees. The recipient is you. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

In order to promote environmental protection and save paper, don't send me a greeting card during the Spring Festival. Please write a blessing in RMB as large as possible and send it to me. Economy is a virtue. Happy spring festival!

Happy new year. I wish you good health, rich financial resources and unlimited happiness in the new year. You are in a sunny mood every day, carefree like a baby.

◎ I wish you a smooth sailing, two dragons flying in the sky, three sheep flying in Thailand, four seasons of peace, five blessings, June 6, seven stars shining high, and money coming from all directions, 99, one heart, one mind, one mind, one mind, one mind, one mind, one luck.

◎ I wish the Year of the Dog "money" is like brocade, "wealth" is like the East China Sea, "thinness" is better than Nanshan, "fragrance" is like spring!

◎ When the bell rings, the years pass, the story stays and the hope comes. Hope is good, but send blessings. May my friend be safe and happy all his life and always be happy! Good luck in the Year of the Dog!

Weather forecast for the Year of the Dog: In 2006, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder and happy flash. Please note that they will haunt you all year round.

When the Year of the Dog arrives, it is obvious to all that China is young. May China's comprehensive national strength continue to develop in the new year, by going up one flight of stairs!

Boy, if you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year; If you are two people, I wish you happiness. If you are a group, please tell me where you are, and I will take a taxi to eat now!

Happy New Year. I wish your wife is a beautiful and intelligent wife, a beautiful and generous lover, and a charming and attractive honey. From time to time, there will be an affair and a one-night stand.

◎ How fast! The new year is coming again! May you go forward bravely in the new year and grab buckets of gold; Don't hesitate to see PLMM, follow one's inclinations, and ensure that you can run home with gold and beauty.

When the New Year comes, let me send my unique blessing by SMS. I wish you in the new year, wear "Versace", step on "Red Dragonfly", use "Samsung" for your mobile phone and "Chow Tai Fook" around your neck, go out and drive a BMW, and spend money if you have nothing to do. In the new year, I hope you have a lot of wealth, health, happiness and happiness. Don't mess around, be safe and happy!

In the new year, I will give you a pass to go where you want to go. I had dinner on the streets of Lhasa yesterday, and I promise to visit the White House today!

◎ SMS is rushing to send New Year greetings. I wish you a rising salary in the new year and love will blossom and bear fruit. Don't forget to treat me to coffee when you are free!

I'm sorry I didn't give you any new year gifts. So I thought and thought, and thought and thought, and I gave you the nearest supermarket, so you can go when you are free. I gave you all the delicious food. You can watch whatever you want! Don't be polite to me!

◎ Give you a coat, with peace in the front, happiness in the back, luck as the collar, wishful thinking as the sleeve, happiness as the button and warmth in the pocket. Wear it and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!

Don't be so tired, don't be so tired, take a rest when you are uncomfortable, eat when you are hungry, don't be afraid of being expensive, don't be against yourself when you are tired from work, go to bed on time when you eat, and come to the party with friends who miss you!

◎ Fat vines, shake your feet, buy old pork to sacrifice to the gods, eat pork to make people live longer, and read short messages-I wish the Lantern Festival delicious and happy work!

◎ New Year's Eve dinner method: First, you put a steaming rice cake on the ground, and then stand on your head and cross the rice cake at the last second of the year ~ ~ Hey hey ~ ~ Done! Good luck in the new year, all the best, good health, all the best, as sweet as honey!

Hello! This is 1860. Your friend ordered the song Jingle Bells for you. Because the network is busy, I can't listen directly, so I can only hum it myself. thank you

The Spring Festival is coming, I wish you good luck every day, a better life, and a lottery ticket in the middle of the year. If you forget me, be careful with the stick.

I wish you a prosperous New Year. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!

◎ Being alive is really tiring: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy New Year

◎ Wish: unified start, Vientiane updated; Good luck every year, peace every year; Financial resources are rolling, rich and auspicious; Happiness, happiness and celebration; Bamboo is safe and full of blessings; be radiant with delight/joy

Friendship is delicious rice, hot pot and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink in the Spring Festival of the Year of the Rooster!

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my soul. I will give them to you, the person I love. Happy Spring Festival!

The new year is coming. I want to give you something, but I'm not going to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

◎ A flower that has been picked for a long time is reluctant to lose; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I didn't remember to collect it when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; Anyway, I've been waiting for a long time … Happy New Year!

◎ Let me pass this blessing over mountains, over stinking ditches, through traffic lights, through main roads, through alleys, past the old lady selling popsicles, and get into your ears: Happy Spring Festival!

◎ God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Happy Year of the Dog!

If you receive this message, it means that you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you.

I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You were on the blue beach, and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard.

◎ You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity to go down the mountain; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but you landed on your face first. ......

A three-year-old boy took the hand of a three-year-old girl and said, I love you. The little girl said, can you be responsible for my future? The little boy said: Of course! We are no longer one or two years old.

◎ Don't call me heartless. At least I sent a dime message, wasting battery power, risking my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation, and I will give you a New Year call regardless of the consequences! Happy new year!

It is the end of the year again. Last year, today's family is happy. Whether parents are still healthy in a foreign country at this time of this year. Don't worry, my son is not here. I will go home today to be filial to my parents.

I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. Fortunately, you can get the text message. Send a warm message to a fool, I hope it won't make him angry. Let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.

Do you know what it's like to leave home? Just as the earth leaves the darkness of the sun, the sky leaves the white clouds, and the branches leave the leaves, I just want to say to my family when I leave home, I miss you.

◎ The cutest message of the year: the person who received it will never be fired, the person who read it will have a successful career, the person who saved it will have a sweet love, the person who deleted it will have good luck again and again, and the salary of the person who forwarded it will skyrocket!

◎ The New Year is here! May the cause develop like Marxism and its charm shine like Mao Zedong Thought, and may the thought of "Theory of Three Represents" keep pace with the times. Happy New Year!

◎ In the new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; Be handsome and ugly; It is a good thing to be old and not in good health; It is good to be poor and rich; Just understand all the troubles; It's good to have a stable life!

◎ May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

◎ Fight, fight, fight, fight ... robbery! IPICIQ card, tell me all the passwords! What? You have no IQ? Then give me the red envelope! Be serious, be serious, don't laugh, happy new year!

◎ I use the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread to express my sincere wishes to you and wish you a happy New Year!

Spring Festival is coming, send my greetings in Japanese: wash all the pots and pans, wash all the pots and pans! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day! ^0^

May you face the sea with your heart every day, sleep like a pig, bask in the sun in South Africa, spend money with Gates, get drunk with Bush's daughter, and evade taxes by bin Laden's method. Happy New Year!

◎ Days give you warmth; The moon gives you warmth; Stars give you romance; Rain moistens you; I bless you. Send a beautiful one to make you laugh, send a happy one to keep you from getting old, and wish you a happy Spring Festival! !

◎ The ancients swept the dust for the New Year. May you also sweep away the dust from your heart for a year. I wish you a happy new year during the Spring Festival.

I used to call you a dog. You must be angry and shy. This year, the puppy barked, and a warm feeling flooded into the chest. Dogs, puppies, come on, be lucky and shoot more. Money is like running water, so as not to chew bones in the coming year. (Chen Keli)

Lips slightly open, beautiful spring. Those old days were scattered with the wind, and the sunshine was crowded and scattered. Standing in the spring, waiting for a pen to draw you and me into the painting, stepping on the footsteps of spring, life is full of color and fragrance (Leng Wenfeng)

When answering why it is always harmonious, Hua said that she would like to be the background in my praise eyes. When the fire of my life went out, she gave her life to accompany me. The grass said, I am very satisfied. People always compare the nameless me with her. I am very happy, and her breath fills my mind. (Li)

Chickens fly and dogs jump in the Spring Festival, and the little dog wags its tail to send a message: wagging its tail to express its mind to the boss; Wag your tail to your lover to show your love; Wagging its tail at colleagues to please them; Wagging your tail at your friends, have fun! (Zhang)

Welcome to China New Year Mandarin Grand Prix! As long as you read the following words correctly, you can get a bonus of 10000 yuan: Solo watches the net and forgets to waste the king-haha! Congratulations on being named the singer of the Year of the Dog! (Wang Huying)

In the morning, the sun rises and the stars are cold, and the firecrackers in Fukang Park are ringing. This is the happiest time of the year, and the flowers bloom again, which is the icing on the cake. Han Mei's love for snow is now asleep, and Xiaoyan has returned to seek advice. If you succeed, you just need to work harder and your dream will come true. (Shi Ning)

In the Year of the Dog, I wish you a style beyond Chris Lee. Jay Chou's popularity soared, luck caught up with Clinton, handsome and attractive to Wang Jingwen, wealth infiltrated Forbes, and the atmosphere surpassed Truman. You are the only man in 2006! (Lu Xinqiao)

The first part: How beautiful the scenery of Alishan is. Can I go now? Part II: The enchanting snow scene in Heilongjiang. Please come here! Hengpi: Welcome to the Northeast (Li Xiantao)

The first part: in history, Khan Ma Chen Jue 'an really succeeded in bidding for the Olympic Games; The second part: Jinyang Kaitai Fumin Exhibition, a new chapter: Spring Man (Lai)

Part One: Implementing the Beauty of Scientific Outlook on Development's Spring Flowers, Autumn Moon and Mountains and Rivers: Downward: Promoting Social Harmonious Industry; Horizontal Approval: Bright Future (Yuan)

The first part: Looking back at the death of the golden rooster, the earth is full of flowers; Bottom line: Jade Dog welcomes the Spring and expects China to cross Qingyun again; Horizontal approval: long live the motherland (Li Xiaodong)

Part I: I've been sad since the year before, I'm sad; Downlink: Today is new, new and updated; Horizontal criticism: Shi Sheng's article (Ning Zhenqing)

Shanglian: Rizhao Chinese nation is developing vigorously; In a word: the children on both sides of the moon are as deep as the sea; Horizontal batch: changing with each passing day (sparkling)

Practical new year message: the weather is getting worse and the cool wind is coming; Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; Nothing to grab a bone, so as to supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!

Good friends are simple, good friendship is refreshing, good fate is long, and good dogs are rich and prosperous.

The sky is gray and wild, and the hope this year is too slim; This building is tall and crowded. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint code name: happynewyear.

When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friends: Happy New Year!

Be proud of life, be proud of learning, close the road to the future, leave your troubles behind, be warm in your heart and have a happy face!

Holding a bunch of flowers and two handfuls of sunshine, I went to France by special plane to buy four bottles of romance, the United States bought six boxes of happiness, the United Nations brought eight boxes of blessings, and cut ten caring promises from the bottom of my heart as gifts for you-Happy New Year, dear friends!

I won't give you a present this New Year. I will send you a short message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you!

May good luck be like a mine, often trampled under your feet; Bad luck is like a meteor shower, which will never catch you; Wealth is like garbage, which can be seen everywhere; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy new year!

According to the weather forecast of the Year of the Dog, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy clouds, smooth frost, perfect thunder, safety hail and happy flash, which will last for a whole year.

This year is the year of the dog. I think you have nothing, and I won't give you too much, only 50 million: just be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

I wish you a new year. When you are busy at work, you can win money by yourself at cards. Your passbook is infinitely increased, your pocket is full of dollars, your bed is crowded with beautiful women, and your lover is fierce and sweet.

When the Spring Festival comes, their jobs will fall on you, your wife will smile at you, the girls will hug you, and money will float to you, making you shout: Yes, yes, yes. ...

Serious statement: This blessing cannot be discounted without permission. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have blessing.

I wish: healthy Konka Sai Mengniu, beautiful women are soft and associated; Life is healthy and steady, and career is Jetta BBK;; Financial resources Johnson Teng Sina, stock Changhong Ziguang!

I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police are partial to you, the court is partial to you, the official transportation is with you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink whatever you want, and the fortune covers you. Only you win the prize!

Happy new year! I wish you more popularity than Notre Dame, more wealth and courage than Bill Gates' mother, more heroic spirit than Saddam Hussein, and more handsome than Beckham. You are an international superman!

2006] Spring Festival in the Year of the Dog, New Year greetings and blessing messages are included.

In the weather forecast of 2006, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy clouds, smooth frost, perfect thunder, safety hail and happy flash, which will last for a whole year.

I dreamed of you on New Year's Eve. Happy New Year to you: Happy New Year! A sneeze woke me up from my dream. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you and said, bring me the red envelope!

The new year is coming. I don't think you have anything, and I'm not going to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me.

I wish you a new year. When you are busy at work, you can win money by yourself at cards. Your passbook is infinitely increased, your pocket is full of dollars, your bed is crowded with beautiful women, and your lover is fierce and sweet.

When the Spring Festival comes, their jobs will fall on you, your wife will smile at you, the girls will hug you, and money will float to you, making you shout: Yes, yes, yes. ...

Happy spring festival! Happy spring festival! You can't stand it without it! My wife won't let me! I secretly miss you! Kissing in the dead of night makes my heart itch, dear you! Wuliangye you

Year after year, ups and downs; Day after day, starting at sunset. Mother's love penetrated into my heart. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish my mother a long and healthy life with a sincere glass of wine.

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

(Serious statement: This blessing cannot be discounted without permission. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have blessing. )

I wish: healthy Konka Sai Mengniu, beautiful women are soft and associated; Life is healthy and steady, and career is Jetta BBK;; Financial resources Johnson Teng Sina, stock Changhong Ziguang!

I wish: the leader is partial to you, the police are partial to you, the court is partial to you, the official transportation is with you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink whatever you want, and the fortune covers you. Only you win the prize!

Happy new year! May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

May good luck step on you forever like a mine, bad luck never fall on you like a meteor shower, wealth can be seen everywhere like garbage, and happiness will accompany you all your life and stare at you like a fly. Happy New Year!

During the Spring Festival, you will have a strong wind, heavy rain, hail, gold and silver, frozen diamonds, evergreen trees, pearl frost and agate fruit. Be careful not to be hit.

During the day from tonight to tomorrow, there will be goose feather blessings on the mobile phone, and the mood is mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you, and it is expected that the wind will continue to blow in the next 52 weeks!

Weather forecast for the New Year: Around the New Year's Day, banknotes will be deposited in a large area, including US dollars in Northeast China and North China, rubles in Northwest China, British banknotes in Central China and South China, cheques in Southeast China and gold bars in some areas.

A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness; Healthy and relaxed; Round and round, loving and loving; Harmonious and beautiful, thriving!

The new year is coming, I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, June 6 th, seven stars shining high, making money from all directions, ninety-nine unity and perfection.

Happy spring festival! Sincerely bless you, God bless you, God cares about you, and Bodhisattva loves you! You want wind to get wind, rain to get rain, rackets, and gold everywhere!

Chinese New Year, eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up, be respected, play tricks, and you can't eat it. Come back!

Please accept my blessing from 10. New year's day: everything is fine; Northwest and west are deep; Oriental god of wealth; Northeast expensive god; Wealth is beautiful, and love is nourishing.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, every family celebrates the New Year. I wish you open the door to see the good news, make money face to face, go out to meet people, listen to the good news at home, and finally … bring a red envelope!

New Year's greetings on the second day of the first month: Southwest Western God; Oriental god of wealth; Your god in the northeast. I wish you good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food!

Happy third day of the first month; Deep in the west and due south; Zhengnan god of wealth; Due east is your god. I wish you all the happiness in the poker game, blossom on the bar and count the money until you get cramped!

On the fourth day of the first month, Fulinmen: the god of the southeast and the west; Zhengnan god of wealth; The east is your god; Accept it when it's good and control your diet. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and all the best!

New atmosphere on the fifth day of the first month; Northeast and west are deep; Southeast god of wealth; Southwest expensive god. I wish the golden monkey a prosperous career in the Spring Festival, eat and drink without worrying about getting fat, the longer the daughter-in-law, the more beautiful she is, the stronger the old and the young, and the new year is full of new breath.

Pack a bag of sunshine, two handfuls of sea breeze, and make a few kilograms of self-made blessings to ask people to buy some happiness in the United States. France bought two bottles of romance, and cut some worries from the bottom of my heart as gifts for you. I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

Destiny meets, no chance to meet, the ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other; Knowing each other is lucky, but being together is not lucky. The sky is vast and the moon is bright, and it lasts forever. I will always bless you silently and wish you happiness. Happy new year.

It is not easy to meet by chance. Maybe it's fate. What a pity to miss it. Knowing that acacia is bitter, I can't say anything. The Spring Festival is coming again. When can I see you?

The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy new year, always in a good mood!

If you miss it, you can't finish talking; A caring heart will never change; Sincere friendship will never be forgotten. May my blessings surround you. Happy New Year and all the best!

When you receive these money symbols, it means that you have received the blessing of the God of Wealth, who will bring you wealth in the new year!

May you embrace peace, health, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness and spend a happy New Year every day!

1, Good luck in the Year of the Dog, Good luck (all the best, all the best)!

2, all trades are prosperous, the year of the dog is auspicious, and the dog is auspicious.

3, smile always smile, good health, all the best!

4. I wish you a smooth sailing, and Shuanglong plays the pearl; Sanyang Kaitai, making a fortune in four seasons; Five blessings, 66 Dashun; Seven stars holding the moon, spring breeze all around; It's the first of the Ninth National Games, and it's perfect. Congratulations.

5. Tengu guards you; Spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love nourishes you; The god of wealth loves you; Friends are loyal to you; I will bless you; The lucky star will shine on you forever!

6. Good luck in the Year of the Dog. Lulu welcomes the God of Wealth!

7. Happy New Year, teacher. Thank you for your concern all the time! I wish you good health and good luck in the Year of the Dog!

8. Looking up is spring, and looking down is autumn. May all happiness follow you. Happy Year of the Dog.

9. Love is the most hurtful martial art in the world, which is much better than Hong Qi's dog-beating stick, Duan Yu's Six-pulse Excalibur and Ling Huchong's Nine Swords.

10, Wangwang barks wealth and returns in the Year of the Dog.