Super cool and super personal classic funny quotes, it is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is hard to prevent when you are undercover.

1. Smiling at you is purely polite

2. We must look forward and don’t miss some bad things that don’t know what is good

3. This world is inherently dirty, how can you say you are sad

4. The fox has not yet become a spirit, he is simply too young

5. My destiny is up to me and not to God, God desires it Destroy me and I will destroy the sky

6. Time is like a net, wherever you cast it, your harvest will be there

7. People need face, trees need bark, and telephone poles I need cement

8. Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, and women’s words are a bit hesitant

9. Even if I want to cry again, I will smile and say: Fuck you uncle

10. Don’t ask me questions, Baidu knows better than me

11. Men are all liars. A lucky woman will be deceived by one man for a lifetime, and an unfortunate woman will be deceived by many men for a while.

14. It’s easy to hide when you are exposed, but hard to guard against when you are undercover

15. Don’t talk about love easily, don’t stubbornly open the door to your heart, and then leave in a joking manner

16. Don’t go around shouting that the world has abandoned you, this world does not belong to you in the first place

17. Youth is running like crazy and then falling gorgeously

18. Spit is used to It’s for counting money, not for reasoning

19. If the prison doesn’t collapse, I won’t learn well. If the prison doesn’t collapse, I won’t go home. Detention is nothing, sentencing is nothing, and life is nothing. Retirement, shooting and passing out

20. I saw a penny on the side of the road. I was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Holy shit... who can spit so roundly

21. All kinds of postures, all kinds of moves, all kinds of excitement

22. A woman who is good at being a sister-in-law, but a woman who is not good at being a cousin is a cousin

23. A fox Not a monster, sexy is not coquettish

24. The average young man is generally arrogant, the average woman is generally dependent

25. The man was dumped, money issues. A woman is dumped and has a problem with her appearance. I was dumped, there is something wrong with your brain

26. Flowers come in all kinds of colors, and humans are different from dogs

27. Studying is risky, so be careful when enrolling in school

28. Many girls have Han Hong’s disease, and they would not be as lucky as Han Hong

29. If you don’t study for a day, no one will notice. If you don’t study for a week, your speech will become thicker. If you don’t study for a month, your IQ will become worse. Lost to pigs

30. I used to think hard, but now I try hard to forget funny jokes. It’s easy to hide when you are overtly coquettish, but hard to prevent when you are secretly mean.

Hard to Prevent

1. A tough life does not need explanation.

2. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

3. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

4. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of thousands of people blocking me, I am only afraid of surrendering myself

5. Driving is easy, I am only afraid of new people

6. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste?

7. Listen to your words and hang yourself on the southeast branch.

8. The only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don’t have

9. The tongue lasts longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

10. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

11. Think about the salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

12. To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to tell stories

13. Don’t talk about feelings with me, because talking about feelings will hurt money

14. Don’t say that others have brains Illness, the prerequisite for a brain illness is to have a brain

15. After meeting me, you will suddenly find out. It turns out that handsome people can be so specific!

16. You even believe the advertisements. You are stupid if you read!

17. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

18. I would rather fight with a sensible person than say a word to SB.

19. When the birds are big, they can be found in any forest

20. It has been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined!

21. Money can solve the problem None of the problems are problems

22. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card

23. Don’t look back, I only love your back.

24. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

25. The tongue lasts longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

26. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

27. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot; if someone offends me again, I’ll root it out

28. Human life is like shitting. Sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart.

29. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs will always be dogs. Sometimes people are not people!

30. Marriage is like a maze. The person who builds it has already lost his way first. Funny quotes from non-mainstream personalities. It’s easy to hide when you are exposed, but hard to guard against when you are undercover.

1. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly!

2. I don’t know how to play music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but I feel tired from doing laundry and cooking.

3. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

4. During the period of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek acquaintances.

5. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

6. The red beans don’t grow in the South, but grow on my face, I really think

7. I am not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but I am afraid of teammates who are like pigs.

8. If they are all water, why bother pretending to be alcohol? If they are all perverts, why bother pretending to be sheep!

9. You can see the words I type on the screen, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard.

10. Sending text messages back and forth between you and me is called letter communication, frequent text messages to each other is called letter climax, sending boring text messages to others is called letter harassment, only receiving but not sending is called letter indifference, and only making phone calls without writing text messages is called letter harassment. It’s called belief in incompetence.

11. I would rather be proud and moldy than fall in humble love!

12. Human life is like shit. Sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart.

13. Give me an oil well and I will create a climax for the earth!

14. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

15. The tongue lasts longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

16. I am not a casual person! But if you act casually, you are not a human being!

17. Grandpas come from grandsons.

18. Freedom is not to rely on others for charity, but to be pursued by oneself.

19. The tongue lasts longer than teeth, and software lasts longer than hardware.

20. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause.

21. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

22. Make the mistake of making the mistake, or make the mistake of taking advantage of the situation. Anyway, it will be done.

23. Grandstanding can gain favor or lose favor.

24. The brain is the noblest organ - because it is the brain that tells you.

25. If the heart has no place to rest, it will be wandering wherever it goes. qq talks about how it is easy to hide when you are in a bright mood, but it is hard to guard when it is dark.

qq: when you are in a bright mood, it is easy to hide. , It’s hard to prevent being mean

1. Drink Bishengyuan slimming tea, and suddenly, my breasts are gone.

2. In fact, I feel that my figure is pretty good, fat but not greasy.

3. A slap will knock you against the wall and you won’t be able to buckle it off.

4. We are queens with thick skin, toughness and strong aura.

5. If you don’t have a flat chest, how can you flatten the world?

6. It’s hard to find a man with perfect scores, but men with zero scores are everywhere.

7. Life is wonderful, with food, drink and a computer.

8. I never drink bottled water, give me a bottle of mineral water from 1982...!

9. The greatest thing in life is to put on a mask for mosquitoes and put on gloves for flies.

10. You don’t have to hide when you see me, because you don’t even catch my eye.

11. You are OUT, sister is priceless.

12. You look for flowers, and I’ll ask willows.

13. Sister is often imitated, but never surpassed.

14. My tolerance may have exceeded the limit, please be sensible.

15. I don’t curse because I have strong hands-on skills.

16. "Lose weight" is like a mantra, eat hard after saying it.

17. I only have a heart, you can see it hurt.

18 . Even if you kill me, you haven’t tried your honey trap yet.

19. I’ve already sent you to your door. Just watch and do it.

20. I’m not. Please don't hang around me in the city center.

21. Destroy people.

22. It was completely amazing at first, only because it was rarely seen in the world. >

23. Smiling at you is purely polite.

24. People say that the characters in "Xuan Wu" have good figures, but let me tell you, you will lose weight if you dance like that every day.

25. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans.

26. It’s easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to avoid when you are undercover.

27. When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I am always at home.

28. Why do you do it wrong? That is my patent.

29. When you think the person you like also likes you, it’s usually because you’re overthinking it.

30. Don’t say I’m good, I’m not that good. Don’t say I’m not good, either. It’s not that bad. I am who I am, you can love it or not.

31. If you have a heart to study, you will fail the exam. If you have a heart to lose weight, you will die. It kills a foodie.

32. It is said that a person’s avatar cannot be used indiscriminately. The longer it is used, the more the owner will look like the avatar.

33. If you have some sleep, I can't die if I have cigarettes, family, and friends.