Help find some longer hilarious jokes.

The Dragon Boat Festival is coming, and the company distributed a box of milk and a bag of good Thai fragrant rice. A female colleague in the company asked me to help him move home after work. After going downstairs, my colleague said to me, "No one answered the phone. Please wait for me downstairs. I'll go up and have a look. If my husband were here, I would ask him to come down and move. If he is not here, I will have to ask you to help me move. " We are all friends, and I nodded without saying anything.

After a while, the female colleague stood on her balcony and shouted, "Come up!" " "

I didn't hear or respond at first. I heard my female colleague shout, "Hello! My husband is not at home, hurry up! "

When this statement came out, it shocked the neighbors. They all just came home from work, and there are people at home. Everyone ran to the balcony to watch. I'm not in public, I'm not in the next place, and I haven't left, NND. There are still many people in that neighborhood who know me. I want to remind her not to shout, "What are you talking about?" . Who knows that the female colleague not only didn't respond, but also thought I didn't hear you clearly. She put her hand over her mouth and made a trumpet. Word by word, she shouted louder, "Did you hear that? My husband is not at home, please wait quickly! "

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After military training in senior high school, the first day of class is Chinese class.

I didn't rest at the same table, so I slept in class.

The teacher saw, "Students who are sleeping,

Please answer this question. "

My deskmate woke up with a tingle. "I won't ..."

Teacher: "concentrate on the class and stop sleeping."

Sit down! Then student 53 comes to answer this question. "

The deskmate stood up again: "Teacher, I won't ..."

The teacher fainted. "Sit down, and then the students will answer!"

The deskmate stood up and said, "Teacher, I really can't!" "

"Sit down! The representative of the Chinese class answered me! "

The deskmate stood up again: "Teacher, I am the representative of Chinese class ..."