6 18 shopping festival friends circle copy about 6 18 funny talk excerpt 19 sentences

1, you can buy it lying down, so why stand and grab it?

2. What is the best discount? Your hand!

3, not only get married together, but also check out together.

4, the number of buns is relatively large, not as much as Taobao.

5, people are not as good as the sky, and the sky is not as good as Taobao.

6, the boss's words are the same as Taobao, and the discount is fierce.

7. If the money is gone, if you earn it again, the baby will be gone.

8. Feelings are like shopping. The new ones don't come, and the old ones don't go.

9, investment and financial management have earned and lost Taobao concessions, and earned and lost.

10, Jianghu is on the move. Taobao should have it. If you come out to mix, you will have to return it sooner or later.

1 1. Every pickpocket has a priceless car and a shopping cart.

12, my mother asked me to spend as little money as possible, but I just didn't do it.

I would rather empty my shopping cart than sit in your expensive sports car.

14, it's almost there. I don't know why my husband put away all the bank cards at home. Is this wool?

15, everything is so cheap that I have a desire to shop. I've been thinking about it all noon, and I can't figure out what I missed. Finally figured it out, lack of money!

16, no money if you don't buy things, no money if you buy things, which means you don't need money to buy things! Why don't you buy it if you don't want money!

17, almost 6 18. Open your wife's or girlfriend's mobile phone, log in to Alipay, and enter the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet.

18, every 6 18, two kinds of people will suddenly appear, one is a self-proclaimed pickpocket party, and the other is a loser. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful: not only a daughter-in-law, but also TM showing off wealth!

19, ladies, please pay attention. If you are ready to pay after online shopping and find that your Alipay and online banking have been locked by your man, please don't panic. Amazon Suning Store 1 supports cash on delivery!