Friend, talk about humorous short messages! ! !

Hi! Did you get my message? What's the matter with you? Smile, okay? You look good when you smile.

After receiving this message, you are an Egyptian mummy. If you delete this message, you will be an African mistake. If you reply, you are a Rwandan wild boar. If you don't know the news, you are a Thai shemale who failed the operation. If you store it, you are an American pervert! It's up to you

The father took his son to take a bath, and the bath water was slippery. The child accidentally slipped and grabbed his father's XX without slipping. Father was very painful and casually scolded: it's a good thing you came with me. If you come with your mother, you will die.

Life should be happy. Why study hard, find a beautiful lady and have a fat baby?

come on

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╰⊙═⊙╯ You

The flood in the south, along the Yangtze River, is my home. The flood is merciless. Can you send me a message? Snow is floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes are leaking. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please give me a mild answer.

A student said, "teacher, I want to shit!" " "Teacher:" Speak politely! "The student was silent for a while and said," Teacher, my ass wants to vomit! " "

I ran into you suddenly and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart, and I ran away in despair. But you followed me closely. I cried: Whose dog is it? Nobody cares!

& lt)".."(& gt

((oo))

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