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How to catch up with middle school girls
Lesson 1: Of course, you must know the girl's cell phone number first. Secondly, you should be interested in her. Send a short message: "I was very happy to chat with you last time." Can I invite you out to chat again? " Note: If the girl agrees, the place she is looking for is a quiet bar, so don't go to the restaurant or D for the time being. Lesson 2: Don't forget to send a message when you get home from the date: Nice talking to you and looking forward to seeing you again. Good night to you. Let her know that you are a sweet person. The next day, you can send her a funny message, such as: 1 Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by gibbons. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. Someone asked them how they got together, and the chimpanzee said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit! 2. I am a bean. I fell down and was very discouraged. What can make me stand up again? The answer is-you. There is such a thing as "pig encouraging beans". On the birthday of the giant panda, someone asked him what his wishes were. The giant panda said: I have two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese doctor to get rid of my dark circles, and the other is to take a color photo. ..... let her know that you are a humorous person. Note: Never send pornographic jokes. Lesson 3: When you get up in the morning, send her a short message: Good morning! The early bird catches the worm. How many did it catch today? I remember a mm answered me like this: the early worm was eaten by the bird, hehe, I am more like a worm. Answer: la la la. The late bird catches the worm. I eat, I eat, I eat. Wow, what a big beauty bug! Just right, full. Stay for lunch. Note: it is a beautiful woman. Girls are vain. You can send some messages like this at ordinary times: 1. I see you're dressed very special and cute today. 2. Seeing your beautiful skirt today will make my eyes fall. ~! ~ ..... Don't be stingy with your description of beauty, be as beautiful as you want. Lesson 4: I've been familiar with it for a while, and it's time for you to play tricks. In ancient times, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty tried his best to bring R litchi to Xi 'an in order to make Princess Bo smile. Now use your text message to please the girl you like. 1, suggest playing tricks: If there is an afterlife, let's be mice, love each other silly, live silly, and simply snuggle together silly. When the mountain is closed by snow and ice, we will nest in the warm haystack, I will hold you and feed you rat poison. 2. It is also good to send an English short message: Hi, what are you doing? Close your eyes, I will be by your side and miss you day and night! 3. Warm greetings: Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, you will have a smile on your lips and let your friends around you know that you are happy. 4, teasing, deepening the impression: I said: "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you "pig monster", and finally one day you couldn't stand it and shouted at me in public: "I'm not a pig." 5, or the implied trick is effective: Listen, I want to chase you! I thought you were! It is you that I have been looking for! I will seize this opportunity! I must catch up with you! Dead fly, I'll shoot you! 6. The advantage of texting is that you can say what you are usually afraid to say to your face. Even if you vomit again, girls like sweet talk and care about others: if one day you feel tired, just turn around and my blessing will be by your side. No matter how far it is, no matter how many years, this blessing will turn into a blue star, flashing in the morning, flashing at night, flashing. Know what I'm doing? I'll give you five choices: A: I miss you, B: I miss you very much, C: I miss you very much, D: I can't miss you, E: All of the above are the fifth lesson: this lesson is about the quantity and quality of texting: 1, and the quantity is not much. Girls shouldn't like boys who are full of mothers and fathers. Are you tired of chattering around all the time (catching up is another matter)? 2. Don't always send short messages copied online. Use your own thinking. Since you like her, use your brain and send text messages with your heart. 3, occasionally fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, so I am addicted to it. After repeated violent SMS attacks, I suddenly stopped texting for a day or two. When your message becomes a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why you didn't send me a message today. When she sends you a text message, no matter what she says, you're halfway there. 4. After giving you enough SMS care, the first SMS sent by a girl is often a complaint to you, such as "I'm bored to death" and "I'm about to collapse". Hey, what are you waiting for? Girls are most likely to pursue success when they need help. Encourage her quickly: in fact, the sky is blue and the clouds will eventually disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, tears are sweet, when your heart has a wish; In fact, I hope you are happy every day. You should stick to the direction of progress. No matter what happens, I will be with you. I hope to see a strong me and a strong you! ! ! It is necessary to give her a call after sending a text message. Lesson 6 care about the weather and mm send a weather forecast to your mm every day: the lowest temperature 1 degree and the highest temperature 13 degree tomorrow. Let me tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don't forget to add an extra dress. (xx, it's yourself) Don't enter the contents in brackets in the text message. Don't copy short messages mechanically on the Internet, and turn other people's things into your own. That is the highest state! PS: Fighting Jiangshan is being rewritten. It's not easy to fight on both sides, brothers Tickets ~ tickets ~ collection! Collection! Recommended! Recommended! Seven strategies for chasing girls related to work (in the list ~) Update time: 2009-4-20 15:20:45 Words in this chapter: 2536 Deception: Chasing girls doesn't mean that you shouldn't be sincere. In fact, some deception methods are inevitable. I don't know what to say. Women are sometimes stupid animals. I'm not slandering women. Men are sometimes stupid. ) Some lies often make her believe that others will find it ridiculous, but don't forget that if you tell the truth, she will be unhappy, even hate you or stay away from you, so it will be difficult for you to pursue her. For example, this girl doesn't like you to linger in some places. If you had gone yesterday, today she asked you what happened yesterday. Can you tell her? (However, it depends. You can tell her from the beginning that you are "honest" with her. Therefore, in this case, sweet talk is an inevitable weapon. What matters is how you express it. For example, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you if I can. The content of this paragraph really cannot be carefully considered. I had to tell her because it was impossible. It's not completely unrealistic for me to teach you. It's time to talk. Out of thin air: psychologists have verified that robbing someone else's boyfriend (or girlfriend) is more attractive than chasing one yourself. Although everyone says verbally that they don't want to be a third party, they subconsciously want to try the predatory feeling of the third party. Therefore, at the beginning, you can tell the girl you want to chase that you are already taken. On the one hand, you can be sure of your value to her, indicating that you are not redundant; On the other hand, you can relax her vigilance. After all, if a girl is wary of you, it is even harder for you to chase her. At that time, you can tell the other person that you broke up, or tell her that you can't help liking her, and you have lost your previous feelings for your girlfriend. I believe she can feel it. But it should be noted that girls will not like to be substitutes, which should be remembered. Diversion: Sometimes, when you don't know what to do after seeing the ideal object, my suggestion is that you can pretend to tell her that you want to chase a girl, but you don't know how to chase her, and let her be your strategist or adviser. Of course, at first, you must never show off silk's interesting behavior towards her. She will think about how you should chase her according to her own experience or thoughts, because a person's thinking mode often alludes to herself, so she is equivalent to revealing a good way of "how to chase her". Later, you can slowly "unconsciously" like her, and it's up to you to take care of it yourself. As the saying goes, "the master leads the door and practices in the individual." If you don't think it's appropriate for you to go out alone, otherwise you can ask a friend who she knows and pretend to ask her and tell you the result. Stealing a dragon to turn a phoenix: chasing girls is not always smooth sailing. The biggest fear is that girls will be more or less wary of you when both sides are unfamiliar at first. Therefore, if this happens, my personal suggestion is to take a back seat and have a "sworn" relationship with the other party, that is, the relationship between a dry sister and a dry brother. Surely the other party will not refuse such a relationship? In this case, it is much more convenient to find someone to go out, and it is not easy for them to escape, is it? "Cultivate feelings!" Don't you think so? The next words are up to you! Play hard to get: I personally don't object to stalking, but sometimes it's good to give each other some breathing space. Dzs。 Some girls in jxsosou.com don't have to put too much pressure on her, otherwise the other person may be afraid, because when people get along with each other, if they are bored together, they won't see the importance of each other, and only after losing them will they know whether the other person is valuable to them. For example, when chasing a girl encounters a bottleneck, or after you have missed, you can stop first, and during this time, try to restrain yourself from disturbing her. Remember, I don't mean a year or two. I think she might forget you, and then you try to get close to her and observe her reaction. If she is cold to you (maybe she wants you to stay away from her because you ignore her or she is not interested in you at all), if it is the latter, you may have to ask for help yourself. If not, congratulations, the other party will not lose feelings for you. If you say you can't see how she treats you, don't worry, some clues will be found. Be careful, I believe you can find them. In fact, in the process of chasing girls, the woman's friends are often the key to winning. Sometimes it is obvious that she will catch up soon, but it is only a small step. Isn't it irritating? So! The advice of the other friend is often more credible and effective than what you say. So, you should at least work hard on each other's girlfriends. I'm not asking you to please them, but to make them feel good about you, so that they won't hold you back or even put in a good word for you in your pursuit. Don't underestimate it, it is more effective than what you say! Come on! Take drastic measures: in fact, this paragraph should be written in front, and you will understand it after reading it. There are usually two reasons why a girl will refuse you. One is that you are not sincere enough. In other words, she doubts whether you have the heart to be with her after all. Second, there is no feeling. What do you mean, no feeling? If you haven't known each other for a long time and neither of you knows each other well enough, it may be that your appearance can't satisfy her. She was afraid of stabbing you, so she said she didn't feel anything. After all, when people meet for the first time, the first impression of appearance is the most important. If you are already friends who are familiar with each other, the meaning of not feeling will include the factors that the other party thinks you two can't get along. Therefore, if you feel that your exterior can't attract each other, you should impress her with your sincerity and show your other advantages in time to attract each other. After all, appearance can't completely determine everything, and everything else must be supplemented by yourself. It's best to find out your interests. Even if you don't know, at least you should know this information. You can look through the books or ask others. Your chat talk is also more topical, right? She won't refuse you. If you think your external conditions are not bad, you might as well give her a sense of security. When I say security, I don't mean that she will think that you will protect her, but I am afraid that you will be taken away by others or that you will dislike her. After all, it is difficult for a handsome boy to make a girl feel safe, so you should make her believe in you, win her trust, and make her believe that you are sincere to her, even if other girls try to approach you, you will not be moved by it. After all, there is no room for a grain of sand in your emotional eyes. I forgot to mention a very important point. Before choosing the other half, some people tend to pursue it blindly. Actually, this is not right. Don't go after her just because you are satisfied with her appearance. Before chasing each other, you might as well stop and see if your personalities match. Maybe you don't know her yet, but if it's easy to see the difference, do you think you should chase her? Not that she is bad, but that you will regret it later. Because, even if you catch up, it's hard to divide your personality, right? My personal suggestion is "if the other person is a boy, you won't choose her as your friend, so don't chase her." . 』
Work related to conquering beautiful women who don't take the usual path: April 23, 200915: 40: 48 Words in this chapter: 4552 She is not a normal woman. She is hot and cold to you; She seems at arm's length; She is crazy and makes you upset; She is too reserved and treats you as transparent air ... She is torturing you, flattering you, hurting you and comforting you. She deprives you, intoxicates you, makes you feel guilty, and makes you want to stop. You need smarter attack and defense. This is an irrational love affair. First, the perfect woman's love expression: excessive self-denial, self-demand, always correct. Example of a strange woman: a woman with perfect behavior and morality is a natural man killer. Excessive self-denial, self-demand, always right, narcissism in my heart, because I love myself and don't allow myself to make mistakes. Man's way: share the joy of making mistakes with her. As a myth, you can love a fairy, but you can only marry an ordinary woman and go home. Your question is whether you can turn a fairy into a mortal. In fact, life is what needs vulgarity and arbitrariness most. Share the joy of making mistakes with her, share laziness and carefree, and limit her contribution to you to what you can repay. Second, the skeptical face love expression: I like catching shadows, but I deliberately pretend to be generous. Example of a strange woman: general suspicion is only a means for women to flirt, and excessive suspicion may be a mixture of defects and aggression. Women in mobile phones are a little paranoid and hysterical. They are sensitive to deception and think that men are bullying themselves by telling the truth. Man's Way: The most effective strategy is to play dumb, belittle yourself from time to time, and never be self-righteous. Suspicion is often a means of controlling relationships. You should learn "unconditional obedience". Of course, for a guilty man, if he wants to win enough freedom from a suspicious woman, he must keep in mind two principles: principle one: establish necessary rules at the beginning of love, such as not having same-sex friends and not interfering in their own space. Rule 2: Don't have sex too intimately. Keeping a proper distance can protect both her and you. Suspicious women are very sensitive to intimacy. Once a certain love pattern is formed, it must persist for decades. Third, the indifferent face love expression: often addicted to fantasy, will not take the initiative to care about people. Normal information in interactive relationships is often invalid. Example of a strange woman: indifference from hostility is acceptable, hostility can be resolved sooner or later, and indifference will be transformed into warmth. The most worrying indifference comes from extreme narcissism, which is a kind of personality defect, lacking sexual attraction and unable to love. Narcissistic personality is a mud mass without differentiation and no internal structure. It is not angry when it is angry, but unhappy when it is happy. Holding such a woman, you may even feel lonely and cold. You should create some unique communication ways to realize communication between two people. Of course, some very independent women also have a hidden indifference in their deep personality. You can't melt into her heart, touch her or conquer her. Man's way: make simple rules for information and emotional communication to help her feel safe enough. If anger can't be expressed normally, indifference becomes a technology. If you don't want to admit your mistake, pretending not to know is the only countermeasure. Men who can only accommodate warmth but can't bear indifference are not strong men, because they have too much demand for relationships, which is a kind of dependence. Being needed by women is often the self-esteem and happiness of many men. In the face of women who have nothing to want, everyone will be afraid. No desire is rigid, and no desire in the family will make the family lifeless. If she is indifferent to you, it is very important to make simple rules for information and emotional communication to help her feel safe enough. Fourth, the expression of love in the face of passion: sensitive and hysterical, love and hate go hand in hand. Examples of strange women: Dramatic women abound, and each woman has different levels of hysterical emotions. They are suggestive, emotional and exaggerated, pursue sensory stimulation and like to be the focus of attention. Man's way: praise her all the time. Exaggeration, emotional outburst and abuse are several major characteristics of drama personality. It is difficult for you to communicate with her in a normal way because she has many distorted experiences of reality. If she lies, she never wants to lie because she can't tell which is reality and which is imagination. What you have to do is to accept her emotions unconditionally, and don't think she is demanding. It is important to give her a sense of security and praise at all times. Your eternal praise to her is equivalent to giving her diamonds and jewels, and her feedback to you will always surprise you. V. Contradictory faces Love expression: I don't know if I love you, have an affair at random, and then confess everything. For example, strange women: borderline disorder is a unique psychological problem of women, which originated from an introverted or indifferent mother. No matter how hard children try, they cannot form a deep attachment relationship with them. Frustration in intimate relationships makes girls distrust their feelings, emotional instability, irritability, unconscious self-frustration or self-harm. She can't tell whether she wants to be attached to you or leave you, and she lacks emotional control and foresight, so she can't bear anxiety. I don't know if I love you or not, I have an affair at random, and then I confess everything, which makes the people who love her miserable. Man's way: help her find a good psychologist and accompany her for life. Lack of self-boundary is the core of the problem. How to rebuild the border with people and how to identify and manage your emotions are the goals you want to help her achieve. Usually, such a woman needs to accompany a psychologist for life, and it is also one of the flexible ways to help her find a good psychologist. However, most psychologists are afraid to accept clients with marginal obstacles. "They are like children who need breastfeeding forever. If you don't satisfy her, you will never have peace. " Six, excessively clean love expression: Pay attention to the rules in love, everything is step by step. For example, strange women: neat women are always too cautious and live a rigid and stubborn life. This is a kind of love in a condom. Everything is step by step, emphasizing the rules in love and ignoring the fun of creation. Man's Way: Set a clean boundary from the beginning and indulge occasionally. You must make the rules of the game from the beginning. She is willing to lead an honest and clean life and indulge in her own career, but there can be no cleanliness addiction at home. Of course, sometimes you can allow her to turn the bedroom into a clean paradise, just like a child playing house. After everything is clean and flawless, she can experience the dust-free feeling of naked body and mind. Seven, over-reliance on love expression: insatiable for caring, do not hesitate to play the poor. Example of strange women: women's dependence on men has always been respected by the old morality, thinking that the world will be peaceful in this way. But dependence is actually a fear of incomplete personality, excessive obedience to the will of others, long-term experience of helplessness, fear of not being able to take care of yourself, fear of not being able to fulfill promises, and easy to fall into a state of loneliness or abandonment. Serious dependence is manifested as a kind of attachment, hunger and thirst, insatiable love, willing to play the poor person and pestering the loved one with weak control. Man's way: periodic separation. Periodic separation can cultivate her independence, encourage her to get in touch with society and gain good social recognition. Some women are also independent in their careers, but emotionally dependent. When they are with their loved ones, their IQ will immediately drop to zero. Watch out! This dependence is only to control your tactics, and the necessary stupidity can respond to her emotional exploitation of you. Eight, lace complex love expression: simple and persistent, not afraid of male chauvinism. Examples of strange women: lesbianism, a homosexual tendency of women, is becoming more and more common in our society. Women are more likely than men to remain bisexual. They marry and have children, fully realize the physiological functions of women, and at the same time keep secret feelings with the same sex. Man's way: tolerate, wait, and don't let same-sex sex behavior interfere with family life. First principle: tolerance. If you can't stand it, you'd better leave. It is not good to try to change homosexuality. Being gay is her right, and choosing to leave is your right. The second principle: control your own behavior and don't let same-sex behavior interfere with family life; The third principle: wait. When hormones fade with age, children's growth increases family affairs, and most women will voluntarily give up the life of same-sex love. Nine, sadomasochistic complex love expression: anti-social tendency, ignoring rules, little tolerance for setbacks. Examples of strange women: People with potential abusive tendencies often have anti-social tendencies, and their ways of thinking and feelings are somewhat different, such as indifference to other people's feelings, lack of social responsibility, disregard for rules, little tolerance for setbacks, and inability to learn from experience. Man's way: learn stop technology, or give up first. Women often flirt. Don't treat a slight bite, pinch, pinch, scratch or hit as abuse. As long as there is no skin damage, violent abuse cannot be established. All domestic violence has a growing process. In the early stage, we should make it clear that we don't like physical injuries, don't make excuses for each other, or forgive her easily. In order to escalate the conflict, we should learn to stop the technology. There is a premise for the escalation of the conflict, that is, neither side admits defeat. If we feel that the situation is getting out of control, we should take the lead in giving up or leaving. Let the emotions of both sides be buffered. X. Love expression of Oedipus complex: there is a tendency of detachment in sex and inexplicable guilt about bare body. For example, a strange woman will unconsciously seek compensation from you to compensate for her unfinished feelings in the early relationship between father and daughter. Most women who love their fathers tend to be detached in sex, and even feel inexplicable guilt about nudity. They lack creative ability in sex, and it is very natural to be passive or even avoid it. The performance of these loving fathers and daughters may all stem from deep shyness and confusion about sex. Man's way: seduce her so that she can't extricate herself from the real physical pleasure.
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