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Any humorous messages? thank you

One day, Pig Bajie asked Tang Priest, Master, am I really the only ugliest person in the world? The Tang Priest thought about it and said, You'd better ask Master Guanyin. After a while, Bajie came back happily and asked, Master, who is the Tao of Heaven?

Work life is really bad. You can see grass in the dish, flies taking a bath in the soup, ants racing on the table, no oil in the dish, mosquitoes biting under the table, and you are not full. I hope your life is better than mine.