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Talk about swearing

1. When the weather clears up and the rain stops, you feel like you can do it again.

2. If a mosquito bites you on the face, it will make you want to commit suicide.

3. You have a human face, but you have a heart that is worse than an animal! ?

4. At a young age, I know how to scare people with my face.

5. Your mother gave you this face to prevent puppy love.

6. You are a pickled fish, sour, vegetable and superfluous.

7. You are a piece of braised chicken. Yellow, stuffy, and trashy.

8. You are an old popsicle, old, frozen and bachelor.

9. You are a piece of pork belly, with both flowers and flesh.

10. You are a bottle of old godmother, ugly, dry and aunty.

11. There are so many weapons in China that you don’t want to learn, but rather swords.

12. I just want to curse, not you.

13. I am not a person willing to fight for things, because I always feel that everything that can be taken away is garbage.

14. I really envy the skin on your face, it’s so well-maintained.

15. If you are so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

16. Why do you look like a QR code? I wouldn’t know what you are without scanning it.

17. I originally had two hearts, but after getting to know you, I am left with only one heart, which is so disgusting.

18. Let’s go eat fish together sometime, I see you are quite picky.

19. You should like fitness very much. I think you are quite good at arguing.

20. Are all mobile phones that smart now? Pigs can even use the character "Gong".

21. Do you live by the sea? It doesn’t matter.

22. You are pretty good at chess, I guess you are good at hindsight.

23. You are Liu Qian’s pot, so you can hold it.

24. IQ is a good thing, I hope you have it too.

25.What breed are you? Why so fierce?

26. You must be studying art, otherwise why would you like illustrations so much?

27. I wish you a long life as long as the night-blooming cereus, and a blessing like the Caribbean Sea.

28. Your appearance is very refreshing.

29. Look at your facial features, each has its own characteristics, and no one is convinced by the other.

30. Suffering a loss is a blessing. I wish you blessings like the East China Sea.

31. What brand of plastic bag do you have? It can hold so much.

32. Stop biting people everywhere, are you afraid that others won’t know you are a dog?

33. I have trypophobia and cannot interact with people who are too narrow-minded.

34. What is the use of coming to see a doctor when you are sick? I'm not a veterinarian.

35. You are good at cooking, I think you are very good at adding fuel and vinegar.

36. I want to scold someone today, so I won’t scold you.

37. I am just casual, not temperless. For some people, I just want to say that my slap suits your face very well.

38. You are a pickled fish, sour, vegetable and superfluous.

39. I don’t want to judge people by their appearance. I also tried hard to see your soul, but in the end your soul is not more beautiful than your appearance.

40. Don’t talk to me, I have mysophobia.

41. I don’t want to know that you are sick, so don’t make it so obvious, okay?

42. No artificial intelligence can match your natural idiot.

43. You name it, if you don’t have a diploma, you’ll learn to be ugly, and if you’re not smart, you’ll learn to be bald!

44. At a young age, I know how to scare people with my face.

45. Your IQ is absolutely suitable for counting the moon at night and the sun during the day.

46. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

47. I don’t even believe your punctuation marks.

48. Are you a hedgehog? You look like a scumbag.

49. Can your play be as little as your money?

50. It’s not that poverty has suppressed my imagination, it’s that your temperament is not worthy of it.

51. Are you growing your head just to make yourself look taller?

52. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.