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Humorous greetings short message quotations daquan

1, I would like to ride the boat of friendship with you, rippling in the sea of emotions; Let the green hills, trees and flowers envy us!

2. Without the wind and waves, the strength of sails cannot be demonstrated; Without twists and turns, you can't taste the joy of life. May you March bravely in the storm and climb hard on the rugged road.

3, peach blossom is attractive, use its bright color outside; Plum blossom is attractive, it condenses fragrance. I hope your future is flashy.

4. Gently open the winter window and watch the snow fall, so I thought of sending you a message. Are you okay? I really miss you.

Spring, a colorful season, is the most wonderful, and I don't know where to start with a thousand words. May deep blessings haunt you all the time, day after day and year after year.

6. The earth is so vast and the morning light is so bright! Who can not cherish such sweet years! Live-this is my wish for you.

7, the eagle flies high in the sky, and the chicken keeps the cage. Both ideals are different. We should fly high like eagles.

8. The longer the tree of youth is, the more lush it will be, and the longer and more beautiful flower of life will be. Please accept my deep wishes for your birthday.

9. As time goes by, youth passes day by day. May you cherish every minute of your youth, pursue and explore.

The brightest and most beautiful flowers in the world are youth and life. My friend, I hope our youth and life will bloom brilliantly.

1 1. You have the same wisdom and hard hands as a spring. Wherever you are, my friend, good luck and happy events will accompany you.

12, may you throw the first sigh and the last cry into the melting pot of life and cast the hope of gold.

13. Soon, you will embark on a new journey. May your life be filled with your infectious laughter and you will be happy forever.

14. When the sea ebbs, colorful shells are left on the beach. When we graduate, we give our teachers sincere wishes.

15, break up silently, just like when we met silently. May this warm breeze bring you my affectionate blessings and prayers.

16. There is bitter rain in your eyes and sunshine in your heart. You are gone, facing the sunshine and hope, my heart is silently blessing you.

17, we said goodbye in a hurry and went to our distant places. No words, no eyes, only eternal thoughts and blessings, ringing in each other's hearts.

18, winter jasmine is in full bloom. I seem to see your smile, hear your whisper and smell your warm breath.

19, the home of the star is in Tianyu, and the home of the lighthouse is in Jianghai. Wandering in the distance, do you often look up at the sky? Do you often watch rivers and seas? Do you often miss your hometown?

Frogs are still chirping, but you can't hear your guitar. The cool breeze is blowing gently, the treetops are swaying gently, and friends far away, where are you now?

2 1, the night is thick, and I have a sweet dream on the river of years; In this dream, it's all your smiles and voices.

I can't give you a definite promise, because I can't have full confidence in our future. Let's cherish each other and keep moving and remembering.

23. Humorous greetings in the morning. Happy new year! Happy new year! You can't stand it without it! My wife won't let me! I secretly miss you! Kissing in the dead of night makes my heart itch, dear you! Wuliangye you

24, New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

25. I will remember the beautiful scenery, I will miss the beautiful season, I will cherish the beautiful information, I will cherish my good friends, I will keep a beautiful smile, I will give you my best wishes and wish you a happy weekend!

26. The breeze is blowing, the spring is warm in March, the grass grows in the south of the Yangtze River, the water in the north of the Yangtze River is hot, the plum blossoms outside the ridge are fragrant, and the willows are soft. It's time to go for an outing and find incense. Actually, what I want to say is ... when will you invite me to dinner?

27. It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy new year.

28. The reporter asked the soldier, what inspired you to be so brave? The third-class hero said: Fight for the motherland! Second-class hero: They have occupied our house and women! First-class hero: the company commander issued a bulletproof vest, only to know that it was a cotton-padded jacket afterwards.

29. There is a slight breeze in the silent morning. Slight breeze with a hint of coolness, coolness with my gentle greetings! May my greetings eliminate your summer heat and bring you a good mood all day!

30. In class, you are the boss; On occupation, you are a white-collar worker; On ability, you are the backbone; As far as talent is concerned, you are an elite. Therefore, we all sincerely praise you: old, white, bone and refined! Hahaha ... Happy Spring Festival!

3 1, the busy life only takes away time, and the concern for friends remains in my heart forever. Have a nice weekend on this beautiful and pleasant day!

32. Every day, I have a dream. When you receive my blessing, you will be very happy. A day's troubles can be eliminated. You sleep like a pig, sweet as milk, and wake up in the morning to see a beautiful sunrise. Good night, let the dream begin to enter.

33. In my dream, a fairy said to me, "Steady, accurate, ruthless and patient", which I never understood. It was not until I took the train that I realized the true meaning. I pass on the proverb to you, and wish you a seat when you go home for the New Year! Happy new year!

34. Is it getting cold? Not afraid! I know you haven't taken out your warm clothes yet. Does your body feel cold? Not afraid! I know you already have human warmth. It's getting cold, so keep warm. This human warmth of my friend already exists. Just add clothes to keep warm. Hee hee.

The weather has changed recently, and the temperature has dropped with a chill. Miss friends far away, and be careful not to catch a cold when it is cold. The cold wind keeps blowing, and my blessing comes to keep out the cold. I wish you spring flowers, and I hope you don't freeze to death. I wish my friends good health, good health and a healthy spring and autumn!

36, cold comes and summer goes, autumn harvest and winter storage, the years are long, and friendship is not forgotten. The heat subsided and the cold wind blew. I collect happiness for you. May you feel better. Safe collection, good luck; Warm collection, may happiness always accompany you.

37. Greetings do not begin today, nor do blessings end today. Although you were there and I was here when I received the message, your cold and warm moments were in my heart. In this cold season, may my care warm your body and reach your heart. It's getting cold, so be sure to put on more clothes and take care of yourself!

38. Warmth is what I want to give you. Warmth is what you should pay attention to. Care is what I want to send you. Remind you that this is natural. When the weather is cold, pay attention to adding clothes to keep warm.

39, the north wind blows, the weather is cold, colds are annoying, add clothes, drink more water, exercise more vigorously, send text messages, send greetings, and wish friends good health!

40. Once upon a time, there was a swordsman. His sword is cold, his eyes are cold and his heart is cold. Finally, he froze to death. This tells us that we should pay attention to the cold, not to be cold, and not to lose our manners. It's cold, hurry home and get dressed!

4 1, Tang Priest caught a cold, and casually recited scriptures to worship Buddha; Wukong caught a cold, so he ate a peach and asked for an elixir. Friar Sand caught a cold, fought in the water and became stronger. As for you, you are not good at martial arts and are not diligent in exercise. In this cold season, you'd better keep warm and put on more clothes, Bajie!

42, the weather turns cold, send you a bowl of ginger juice, strengthen the stomach and drive away the cold; Send you a cup of osmanthus wine to promote blood circulation and warm your body; Give you a set of warm clothes, remember to put them on when it is cold. It's very cold. May you take care of yourself.

43. It is difficult to raise the temperature, keep out the cold, reverse the north wind, and remind you to wear more clothes, so it is cold, so I choose to send you my blessing. I wish you take care of yourself and strengthen your cold protection.

44. When it turns cold, don't be cold. Pay attention to adding clothes at any time. For the sake of friends, I will use this dime to remind you not to disappoint my kindness. Wish you good health.

45. The weather is getting colder every day. I miss you more and more, and I care more and more every day, but my greetings never stop. Friend, the weather is getting colder and colder. Remember to add clothes to keep warm. Wish you good health.

46. It's a habit to send care when it's cold and send messages to each other. I wish you warmth today, and the feelings of friends are the most precious. Greet happy companions every day. May it be cold to prevent colds and keep healthy.

47, the weather is getting colder and colder, pedestrians are in a hurry, and birds are busy, just for two words, "warm"; My heart is also in a hurry. Send a text message to remind you to add clothes to keep warm in cold weather. Warm wishes are sent to you on a cold day. I wish you warm body, warm heart and good health.

48. Cooling reminder: cooling is the first priority, keeping warm and cold is the first priority, adding clothes and cold is the first priority, exercising and cold is the first priority, keeping warm and seeing cold is the first priority, bless you, and send you a text message today to remind you to take care.

49, cold and arrogant, arrogant description of years and rings, cold and ruthless, sharp and ironic coat is thin, cold and chic, pride leads the fashion, poor nose, go in and out together against your will, don't laugh after reading, these will come at any time, I don't say, you know, don't let your nose run back, I wish you warmth and happiness!

50. If you give me some sunshine, I will give you warmth; If you give me some motivation, I will give you romance; If you give me some glory, I will give you glory; If you give me a smile, I will do as you wish; You give me a dollar, and I will waste your electricity. I tell you, when the temperature drops, you will add grass, go back to the nest, keep warm and take care of yourself.

5 1, I came to Tianjin Wei, but I didn't learn. I want to send one, so you can keep it first. Maybe it's all my fault. The weather is getting colder. You need to put on more clothes. If you don't wear enough clothes, you will be shivering with cold. I forgot to say in advance that you should not be angry. Tomorrow, we will have a rich life with Meimei Health!

52. When the weather changes and the temperature drops, put on clothes when you go out. It's important to text, greet and pay attention to cold protection. Go to bed late and get up early, and you are healthy. Exercise regularly and drink plenty of water, and the flu virus has escaped. Good health!

53. I know your beauty very well. I don't hesitate to get cold to show my figure, as long as my manners don't need temperature! Beauty is beauty, it's freezing, it's cold for three days, it's cold for two days. Does your nose look good? My friend, beauty is important, but the temperature should also be guaranteed. Health is the most beautiful!

54, the wind, swaying my thoughts; Under the rain, my concern appears; Leaves are falling, my blessing comes, it's cold, send my warm greetings: it's getting cold, I hope you can add more clothes and quilts to prevent colds, live a warm life and have a good mood every day!

55. It's cold, the temperature is low, the cold is coming, it's time to keep warm, the clothes are thick, the quilt is added, the text message is received, and the mind is clear. It's cold, so keep warm.

56, you add, or don't add, the clothes are there, warm and cold; You are cold, or not, the weather is there, dry and cold; Look, or don't look, the text message is here, asking questions. It's cold, my friend, please put on more clothes!

57. Let your thoughts have wings, let your blessings pass through the blue sky and white clouds, let your wishes resound through Qian Shan and fly to your side. May you have your thoughts, dreams, blessings, warm hearts, wishes and happy days in the cold season.

58. The autumn wind blows through the branches, the leaves are floating, the autumn rain is sprinkled on the river, and the cold drifts with the water. After the autumn fruits are in full bloom, the north wind is whistling endlessly, and the clothes to keep out the cold can't be delayed. Health, happiness and happiness will continue because they can withstand the cold. May you stay healthy and stay cold outside.

59. It's getting cold. I want to call to remind you: pay attention to adding clothes to keep warm. But the landline suddenly broke down, so I had to remind you on the phone, but I couldn't get on. I can't help it I'll send you a message: pay attention to adding clothes to keep warm when it's cold. I don't know if you have received it, please reply. Friends, remember to keep in touch if you need anything. I wish you good health

60. In late autumn, please see my tailor-made health menu: there are good recipes for dietotherapy and tonic, black-bone chicken soup for thirsty, ginkgo porridge for hungry, persimmon for fruit, and finally, I wish my friends well. Friend, remember to put away the menu!

6 1, it's cold, winter is coming, it's windy, it's cooling down, and my thoughts are long. My wish came true ahead of time. I wish you a good dream every day, all the best, smooth sailing and good health.

When the weather turns cold, I will give you a stove to bring you warmth. This short message is its content, my thoughts are its inexhaustible fuel, and my concern is its infinite heat release. May you be healthy forever!

63. I can't keep out the cold for you. I can only send my regards to you. I can't clean up your cold. I can only give you my concern. I can't drive away the north wind for you. I can only tell you the cold protection measures. I can't stay with you all the time. I can only tell you my friendship. It's very cold. Put on more clothes and cherish your health.

64, an autumn rain and a cold, immediately cool down to the world, the coolness is getting stronger and stronger, wear warm cotton-padded clothes in advance, exercise and fitness, cherish yourself is the most cost-effective, cold wind and rain follow him, keep warm and fun.

65. The weather is getting cold, so I remind you not to catch cold to prevent colds. My friend's health always affects my heart. Usually work is busy, I hope you can take good care of your body and family!

66. The departure of autumn has taken away a trace of coolness; The arrival of winter brings a chill. No matter when, friendship is still at ease. I wish you a long distance, put on more clothes and take care of yourself.

67. China has promulgated a new constitution: the weather has turned cold recently, and citizens must do a good job in cold protection. If they fail to fulfill this obligation, resulting in a cold and fever, it will be regarded as a deliberate waste of national medicine and human resources, and a fine of 1 000 yuan will be imposed. Friends, remember to be cold-proof and antifreeze!

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