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Sweet talk of picking up girls

First, it is sweet to have you in my dream; It is very fulfilling to have you in my heart; I am glad to have you by my side. Second, the blue sky is special to you, but I miss you helplessly; Baiyun lovely you, helpless I miss you; You stay away from the green wind, and I wait for you affectionately; Gentle rain romantic you, lonely I miss you! Without you, it seems like a year, and I celebrate with you every year. Without you, I eat instant noodles and eggs, but with you, my three meals are different. Honey, come back and end my miserable life. Fourth, I suffer from the "bitter punishment" of lovelorn all the time. I don't know when you can do me a favor to alleviate this painful punishment! I like to meet him in the corridor, say hello to him happily, and then exchange a few simple greetings. When I passed by, I saw the bright sunshine outside the window, and my mood was inexplicably better. Love is seeing him in the corridor, pretending not to care about his face, but feeling the trembling air around him carefully when passing by, so I can't help looking back. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love to fill my empty bowl! Your thoughtfulness trapped my people and made me love you involuntarily. Eight, since you appeared, I know that being loved is so beautiful. Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above. Ten, the leaves are floating silently, and a little thing called missing occupies my heart and makes me feel pain; It invaded my mind and made me cry. Baby! I miss you! 1 1. A leaf buried a late autumn and a snowflake covered a winter. So, did my initial exploration ruin your spring? No matter how our love ends, I will always miss it. 12, being with you always makes me forget the existence of time. Thirteen, if loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If right equals no you, I'd rather be wrong all my life. Whenever and under whatever circumstances, as long as you need me, I will come at once and try my best to do things for you. If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Stupid love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the warm haystack and hold your ears tightly ... Sixteen, holding your hand and running together, our love is unstoppable; Close to your heart, always follow, always set each other off. Our love can be broken. Seventeen, let me accompany you, God sent you a generous gift, no flowery words, expressing sincere friendship, only one heart, always beating for you, that is my true feelings, no matter how I care about you day and night. When night comes, will the sea be blue? When the sky snows, will the trees still be green? Will I still be happy when you are sad? Nineteen, don't feel tired, just rest; Don't feel hungry before eating; Don't feel cold before adding clothes. Sleepy, sleeping; If you are thirsty, drink water; Tired, don't worry. Twenty, you will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart. Two 1 1, you treat me like a fire in winter, afraid to get too close, afraid of being burned by you, afraid of being too far away, afraid of feeling lonely and cold alone! Anyway, as long as you I love can live safely, I have nothing more to ask for. Twenty-three, you have been coming into my life, and I am preparing for your life. 24. If history is used to remember time, then I remember the moment of meeting; if retrospect is used to find time, then I find the moment of love; if heartbeat is used to prove time, then I am willing to prove it with my whole life. Twenty-five, the bottle loves the stopper of the bottle, the pot loves the lid, the wheel loves the tire of the wheel, I love you, there are clouds above the blue sky, and the rabbit loves cabbage. Born together, can't change, and I love you when I die. Twenty-six, it is freezing, I just want to give you warmth: a thick scarf wraps the warmth in my heart, and a dense sweater blocks the invasion of cold air. Dear friend, my concern for you is profound friendship! Twenty-seven, the first part: even coaxing and deceiving, even kneeling and persuading, leaving you in my house. Bottom line: Work hard and run, and be bad, because you are the treasure in my heart. Horizontal batch: Here you are. Hey hey, I miss you. Twenty-eight, in the mood for love is too beautiful, involving too many love experiences. Although time is a sincere calendar for us, I always believe that you have the gentle charm that I will never let go of and love you. Twenty-nine, I thought for a long time, why can't I sleep? Why do you cry when you close your eyes? Why does the heart hurt? Turn on your cell phone. Let's see if there is any information about you first. Second, there is a motive to call you; Third, I still can't bear to disturb your work. After all, I came up with the right answer, that is, I really miss you. I didn't know you existed in this world before, but I found you later, and I have been looking for you in the crowd. Now that I have finally found it, I have decided to love you all my life. 1 1. Now my life and death, happiness and pain are completely in your hands. Can you give me divine love? 12. I never ask myself what to ask, I never want to know how long it will take, I never want to be right or wrong, I never care how much I pay, I just want to give you my love and the future I can give you! 33. My heart is a wall, with the color of your graffiti, my heartbeat is a song, with the melody of your beat, my temperature is a me, and I have the dependence of your hug. Dear, I love you, love you and love you forever. 34. Dung beetles fall in love with mosquitoes. Dung beetles: What's your occupation? Mosquito said shyly, nurse, give me an injection. What about you? Dung beetles whispered: We are colleagues, and I am a Chinese doctor! I don't know how long my life is. No one knows how deep the fate is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. As long as our hearts depend on it, no matter how far it is, we don't feel that the road is very far. Thirty-six, let the stars turn into my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things turn into my wishes, always accompany, always! I haven't seen you all day. I miss you very much. I haven't seen you for two days. I'm on pins and needles. I haven't seen you for three days, and the Yellow River is flooding. I haven't seen you for four days, and my beard has been growing. I haven't seen you for five days, and I am utterly confused. I haven't seen you for six days, and I miss you very much. Dear, it's sunny on July 7th. Let's meet. Thirty-eight, I am a kiss, and you are a buccal tablet. It's in your mouth, and your tongue has circled a thousand times. Sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste. Want to stay in my heart, every day is like a year. Once you have it, you can't have it! Thirty-nine, I deeply beg you; Don't drive me out of your love, I can't lack your love for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be brilliant. Forty, I heard that your mobile phone has no SMS function, so I sent this SMS experiment. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not sent by me, please reply to me: I do, it is yours! 1 1. I don't know if I will meet you in my next life, so I will love you more in this life. Four 12, don't look at me vulgar, that means I am sincere, don't look at me stupid, that means I am sincere to you, don't look at me stupid, that's because after falling in love with you, don't look at me handsome, that's because I am the most handsome in your heart! 43. I have never made a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you to any woman. How different you are in my heart! Forty-four, when you left, the seeds of missing sprouted, and now the trees are full of flowers, and each one is thinking of you with painful thoughts! Miss you! Miss you! Forty-five, missing is like the rain outside my classmates' doors, which turns into everything for you in the foreseeable space, gently eroding my heartbeat, breathing and every pore of my whole body ... Forty-six, there is always a scene in life called meeting, a plot in life called falling in love, a story in life called staying together, and life is a play. Now, I invite you to be the leading role and play opposite me. Forty-seven, I love you, but I dare not say, I am afraid to say, I will die immediately, I am not afraid of death, I am afraid that I will die, no one loves you like me. 48. As long as you are by my side, nothing else matters. Forty-nine, I was drunk that night, holding your hand. My lips trembled with excitement. I plucked up my courage for a long time, but I couldn't say anything. I can only watch you leave. Actually, I just want to say: beauty, give me your hand! 50. Are your ears itchy? That means I'm thinking about you. Do your eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? It means, stop joking. You have lice. Go and take a bath. Chasing girls' sweet talk II. First, Happiness in the Sky is in blue; "Happiness of the forest" is covered by green; Happiness in the Sunshine is as dazzling as a diamond; My happiness is because I know you. I miss you a little during the day today, but in the afternoon, my mood will drop by five degrees. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you. Third, I want to be with you, regardless of autumn and winter, regardless of the temperature, I want to give you the best love, don't go to bed early, don't drink more water. I want to have a long future with you. I really want to get everyone's blessing with you. I really want to accompany you through life and live up to each other. Five, you are like a warm wind, which has aroused the waves of love in my heart; You are like a colorful cloud, binding the affectionate sight in my eyes; You attracted all my attention, just like the dew in the morning. I am willing to be with you forever! 6. Me Before You, my heart is like a stream, trickling; After meeting you, it's like the sea in Wang Yang. It's rough! It will never calm down. Seven, I only care about you, just like birds need wings, fish can't leave water, and spring breeze can't bloom. I cherish every day I spend with you and care about every year I spend with you. I really want to be your mobile phone: I will always hold it in your hand, often hear your voice, and take pictures of the beautiful scenery you see, and keep me in my heart forever. 9. Me Before You, the world is a wasteland; After meeting you, the world is heaven. The past years are like a wisp of smoke, and the infinite career in the future is endless because of you. 10. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, a day with you is a beautiful day. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. 12. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you. If someone asks me why I love you, I think I can only answer this way: because of you, because of me. Fourteen, an opportunity to know you, pay attention to you twice, date you three times and four times, miss you so much, 90% should like you, and I'm sure I love you. Fifteen, you are like a cloud on the edge of that day, erratic and difficult to trace; You are like a ping in the water, flowing everywhere, which makes me hard to ponder. Can you tell me? How can I catch up with you and stay with you? Sixteen, the first time I saw you, my heart was like boiled red wine, with a faint excitement. Life without you is like French fries without ketchup. I hope you can understand my heart. 17. Whenever, wherever and under whatever circumstances, I will appear immediately and try my best to help you. Eighteen, as long as you are willing, when you are in a bad mood, when you need a shoulder to lean on, let me know that I will appear in front of you for the first time. Nineteen, I can say for sure: You are and will be my only love. I also know that the world is changing now, but you will be my love forever. I am not an expressive person, but I have something to tell you: you are everything around me. If you are not with me, then everything is you.