There are some funny jokes there.

1. One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided due to crowding.

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

The man felt confused and replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

In the car People snickered!

The woman felt angry and replied: "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly: "Can you cure it?"

Everyone in the car Hilarious!

The bus driver stopped and leaned on the steering wheel laughing!

2. The bus was overcrowded, and there was a woman standing at the door.

A GG squeezed in from behind the bus and wanted to get off.

Follow the woman After saying "Give way and get out of the car," the woman didn't move at all.

GG stepped on her when he squeezed past.

The woman turned out to be very powerful. She kept scolding, "You're a psycho! You're a psycho!~~" and she was so loud that the whole car looked at her.

GG didn't say anything. When he got off the car, he couldn't bear it any longer. He turned around and said to the woman, "Your repeater!"

Everyone in the car burst into laughter~!

There were several funny children behind, constantly accompanying the scene just now.

A said, "You are crazy, you!"...B said, "You are a repeater." "Yeah you"...

Everyone in the car burst into laughter~!

Later, a little girl also wanted to get off the car, squeezed past and timidly said, "Oh~ I~ If I think about it, I’m not crazy~! "

Everyone in the car burst into laughter again~!

The woman did not speak, but a sentence came from the side: "Are you out of battery?"

Everyone in the car burst into laughter~!

3. Commander: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, commander! The commander patted a soldier on the chest and said: How well you have trained your muscles! I am a female soldier.

4. The miser was out for something, and he was afraid that someone would drink the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. He will come back later. I found a few extra words on the note: I also vomited!

5. Late one night, I was tossing and turning and couldn't sleep at night, so I sent a text message to a sister I was sleeping with: "I'm depressed, please stay with me!" Let's chat for a while." After a while, my sister wrote back: "Okay, what do you want to talk about? The topic is up to you." I thought about it and happily replied: "Then let's talk about serious topics, such as --Your weight!" After a period of silence, the sister texted back, writing: "This is too heavy. Then let's talk about something superficial, such as --your IQ!"

7. A primary school student confessed his love to his teacher, but the teacher said it was wrong. In the end, the teacher couldn't bear it and said: I don't want children. The primary school student said: I will be careful!

8. Once, GIN and Vodka went to hunt deer in the mountains. The greedy two of them hunted two deer each. When we were going back, we had to take a plane. The captain said worriedly: "With so many deer, we will be overweight!" Both of them said disdainfully: "What are you afraid of? We also shot so many deer last year and we still flew back here!" The captain couldn't resist them, so he had to let them get on the plane.

The plane flew smoothly for a while, then suddenly started to shake, and finally fell down. The two of them got up with their faces covered in ash. Vodka looked around and whispered to GIN: "Boss, it seems that we also fell here last year!"

9. A certain mental hospital heard that the leaders were coming to the hospital to inspect the situation, so the director called a meeting with the patients. At the meeting, the director said: "This afternoon, very important leaders are coming to visit, and everyone must go to the door. Welcome. During the welcome, all the patients should stand neatly on both sides of the hospital gate. When I cough, everyone should applaud together, the more enthusiastically, the better; when I stamp my feet, they must all stop, and no one can make a mistake.

As long as everyone is ready, we can eat meat buns for everyone tonight. As long as one person messes up, everyone will have no buns to eat. Remember? "The patients in the audience shouted together: "Remember! "That afternoon, the leader arrived on time. When he stepped into the door, the welcoming patients were already standing at the door. At this time, as the director coughed, all the patients clapped and welcomed, and the atmosphere was very warm. Visitors Infected by the warm atmosphere, the leader walked into the hospital with a smile on his face and applauded with everyone. Seeing that the leader had entered the hospital, the director stamped his feet and the applause stopped. Only this leader was still smiling. While clapping and moving forward, the dean felt very satisfied. Suddenly, a patient as strong as Schwarzenegger emerged from the welcoming crowd, strode up to the leader, gave him a big slap in the face, and was extremely angry. He yelled - "You don't want to eat steamed buns anymore? ! ! ! ”

10. One day a mother fly and her son had lunch together

The son asked the mother fly: Why do we eat poop every day

The mother fly was angry Said: Don’t say such disgusting words while eating, eat while it’s hot!!

11. One night, a naked man hailed a taxi. The female driver stared at him intently, and the naked man was furious. , shouted: You have never seen a fucking naked man! The female driver was also furious: Let me see where you got the money from!

12. The night was dark and windy, and Zhu Bajie was on the moon with Chang'e. My sister was kissing me, and suddenly a black shadow passed by. Zhu Bajie hurriedly chased me with a nail rake. After a while, he came back and said: Damn it, Yang Liwei...

13. The earthworm family was very bored today. The little earthworm cut himself into two pieces to play badminton. Mother earthworm thought this method was good, so she cut herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Dad earthworm thought about it. Thinking about it, he cut himself into minced meat. Mother Earthworm cried and said, "Why are you so stupid?" It will kill you if you cut it into pieces like this! "Earthworm's father said weakly: "...I suddenly wanted to play football

14. A gambler took 1,000 yuan from home to gamble. A few hours later, he came back.

His wife hurriedly asked: "Has that big ticket 'given birth'?"

"Yes, it has given birth." The gambler took out two 10-yuan bills from his pocket. money, and said with a sad face: "Unfortunately, their 'mother' passed away."

15. Which animal likes to ask why?

Passerby: I don’t know

It’s a pig!

Passer-by: Why?

17. Nun’s urine test

One day, an old nun felt unwell, so she asked a young nun to take her urine sample to the hospital for examination. Unfortunately, he was bumped into by a woman on the way, and all his urine spilled on the ground. The little nun didn't know what to do.

The woman said, "It's just urine. I'll pay you some compensation." The little nun thought about it and said cheerfully: "Okay." When the test report came out, it turned out that the old woman had urine. The nun is pregnant!

So the old nun looked up to the sky and sighed: "Are animals unreliable these days, even cucumbers?"

19. Mother often tells the sheep: "Don't swing on the swing when wearing a skirt." "Otherwise, the little boys will see the little underwear inside!" One day, Yangyang happily said to her mother: "I competed with Xiao Ming on the swing today, and I won!" Her mother said angrily: "Didn't I tell you?" You? Don't swing when wearing a skirt!" Yangyang said proudly: "But I'm so smart! I took off my panties so that he can't see them!"

21. The centipede was bitten by a snake.

He was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment.

After diagnosis, the doctor said:

Amputation is necessary to prevent the spread of venom. !

The centipede thought: Fortunately I have many legs!

The doctor comforted him and said:

Brother, be more open-minded,

You will be an earthworm from now on.

22. A little tiger came over slowly

With a red face, he asked the little squirrel:

"Excuse me, can I eat you?"

The little squirrel thought this question was quite funny: "Is this your first time eating animals?"

The little tiger was even more embarrassed: "Yes, mom is not at home anymore. "

"Then what did you eat before?"

The little squirrel asked again curiously.

…………

“What? Louder, I can’t hear you!”

“Suck!”

Say After that, the little tiger's face turned redder.

After the little tiger said that, the little squirrel took off his clothes and lifted up his two big breasts~~~~

23. We are going to do a terrible group dance at the Art Festival—— It requires violent and difficult movements such as rapid falls and high leg lifts. As a result, everyone couldn't stand it after just a few days of practice. Some were covered in bruises, and some had muscle strains... My right leg was seriously injured and I couldn't control it at all! I went to class on the third floor today. Oh my god, I literally lifted my right leg up step by step. The most annoying thing is - while walking, I heard two girls behind me muttering in a low voice: "Schools in big cities are more formal. If this were our hometown, people with polio would not be able to go to school at all!

24. A man went to Shaolin to learn martial arts from a master.

The master told him that martial arts focused on internal strength.

You should practice internal strength first,

and then practice External Kung Fu.

After that, the master took out a pipe and asked him to blow into the half tank of water.

Said when the tank could be filled with water. When the water overflowed,

it proved that his inner strength had reached the highest level.

So he practiced hard day after day.

Three years later,

It had no effect,

But he thought: Since Master said that, there must be a reason for it!

So he continued to practice.

After ten years of this, it still didn’t work.

Finally, he was disappointed.

He decided not to practice anymore and was about to go home.

When he got home. His father,

His father asked him,

How did you do after studying for ten years?

He felt very embarrassed. ,

Then he lowered his head and sighed in despair,

When he looked up again - his father was gone...

25. Ding Yi, what are you doing? Talking again in class?

Writing his name 100 times again!

This child refuses to change despite repeated admonitions.

Look at my deskmate Xiong Linkui,

I remember it once~!

26. The FBI’s phone rang.

“Hello, is this the FBI? ”

“Yes, what’s the matter?” "The other party asked.

"I called to report my neighbor Tom. He hid the marijuana among firewood at his house. "The informer said.

"We will investigate. "The FBI agent said.

The next day, FBI agents went to Tom's house.

They searched the firewood shed and split every piece of firewood.

No marijuana was found, so he scolded Tom and left.

Tom’s phone rang.

“Hey, Tom! Did the FBI help you chop wood? "

"Cracked. "Tom replied.

"It's your turn to call. My garden needs to be plowed.

"

27. When a king wanted to choose a son-in-law, he took a cow to the river and said: Whoever can make this cow nod first, then shake its head and then jump into the river, I will marry the princess to him.

A butcher came up to the cow and said: Are you brave? The cow nodded.

The butcher said again: Do you know me? The cow shook his head.

The butcher stabbed the cow in the butt. On the way, the cow jumped into the river in pain.

The king thought the butcher's methods were rough, so the butcher asked to try again, and the king agreed. The cow was pulled to the river again.

The butcher stepped forward. To this, the cow said: "Do you know me?" The cow nodded.

The butcher said again: "Can't I return the cow?" The cow shook his head.

The butcher smiled and said, "Do you know what to do?" The cow turned around and jumped into the river

5. Heiji took Heiye for a ride on his motorcycle. Heiye wore a pure white dress, with his freshly washed hair hanging down smoothly, looking very elegant. Unfortunately, the two of them only had one helmet. After some discussion, they decided to let Heiji wear it. Stopped them. The policeman said to Heye angrily: "Why don't you wear a helmet?

He Ye looked surprised: "You~ can you see me?" "

The police asked Heiji again: "Why don't you let her wear a helmet?

Heiji looked confused: "There is no one behind me!" "

The poor policeman's expression suddenly changed: "Go quickly..."

7. Heye always complained that Heiji didn't understand romance, and sometimes he almost fell for him I was so angry. One day, I went shopping with Ye Laheiji. At the end of the shopping, I came to a flower shop with bad intentions. I dragged Heiji in, looked left and right, and finally fell in love with a bouquet of roses, so I asked Heiji:

“Do you think this bouquet of flowers looks good? Heiji: "It looks good."

Heye asked again: "Is it really good-looking?" ”

Heiji: “Well, it’s really beautiful.”

He Ye was a little angry, and then hinted: "You think it looks good, right? In fact, I quite like it too." Heijite said sincerely: "If you like it, just watch it for a while." "After hearing this, Heye felt angry from the heart, and grew evil from the side of his chest! ~~~0.1 seconds later, Heiji was dragged out of the flower shop, beaten violently, and then thrown to the street to feed the wolves!

8. Once, Shinichi, Xiaolan, Hattori, and Kazuha were traveling in a small plane.

Something went wrong halfway through the flight and they needed to parachute to escape.

There were only three parachutes. So one person had to make a sacrifice

The final decision was to ask the smartest Xinyi to ask three questions, and those who couldn't answer them had to jump

So Xinyi asked Xiaolan: "How many suns are there in the sky? ""One"

So Shinichi asked Kazuye: "How many moons are there in the sky? ""One"

So Shinichi asked Hattori: "How many stars are there in the sky? "..."

Hattori voluntarily sacrificed himself and jumped down, but ended up hanging on a branch and survived. His life was very serious

After that, again, the four of them took a flight together

The same situation occurred,

So he decided to create a self-sacrificing person as before.

So Xinyi asked Xiaolan a question: "Human How many eyebrows do you have? ""Two Ways"

So Xinyi asked Heye: "How many eyes does a person have? ""Two"

So Shinichi asked Hattori: "How many eyelashes does a person have? "..."

Hattori voluntarily sacrificed his life, but fell into the lake and survived.

The third time the four of them took a flight, they encountered this danger again

Hattori immediately stood up and said boldly: "No need to ask, I'll jump down!" "

So he fell resolutely...

Shinichi immediately shouted regretfully to Hattori, who was falling rapidly in the air: "Hattori! We brought 4 parachutes this time..."

14. It is said that Maori is a bit confused as a detective, but he usually has a good mind. This time he entered a small hotel and asked for a beer.

After taking a sip, he frowned and asked the waiter: "Don't you add ice to your beer?" The waiter rolled his eyes at him: "No. If you want to drink, just drink. If you don't drink, just pay and leave."

Mao Li put down his glass and asked: "How much is a bundle?"

"30."

"Go on."

Mao Li took out a handful of one-yuan coins. , throw it away and leave. The waiter was very angry, but he still picked up the money one by one. He counted carefully and found a few more yuan, so he calmed down.

Maoli came again the next day, and the waiter snorted and said to him: "I have never had a grudge against money, so I don't care about what happened last time. What do you want?" "

Maoli took out a 50 bill: "A bunch of beer"

The waiter took the money and sneered and took out a handful of coins: "This is your change. . One piece, two pieces..." He counted and threw the money all over the floor. After Maori watched him throw them one by one, he took out about 10 coins and put them on the counter. He said calmly: "Add the change and make another pile."

18. Young Detective Team Notes on Cheating

Yuantai Chapter:

The first grade of primary school mathematics took the application questions test for the first time, and the proctor was very lax. At that time, Yuan Tai felt that she was not yet familiar with the word problem, so she greeted Mitsuhiko in advance and asked him to help. Mitsuhiko agreed. During the exam, Shi Yan took more than half an hour to answer the questions and simply handed the test paper to Yuantai. Yuantai copied wildly for a while. After handing in the paper, Yuantai asked Mitsuhiko humbly: "Then for the last big question, why do you need to write a long paragraph first, then draw a big box and a big cross, and then write another paragraph? Is there a format requirement? ? "Mitsuhiko is dizzy... That question was crossed out and rewritten when Mitsuhiko had a wrong idea at the beginning. Who would have thought that Yuantai copied it all intact...

Conan Chapter:

In the English test, Conan found that there were grammatical and spelling errors in the question, so he took out his textbook and discussed it with the teacher. It took the teacher three minutes to react and he was amazed.

Bumi's chapter:

Bumi was accidentally caught by the teacher copying books. The serious old teacher took away Bumi's admission ticket and asked her to leave the examination room. Ayumi sat there silently, her eyes red. The teacher couldn't bear it anymore, so he said, "This one test doesn't count, just take the rest seriously!" But Bumi's tears began to fall one by one. The teacher was a little anxious: "I will return the admission ticket to you, and I won't remember you for cheating. You can continue taking the exam, and don't cry!" Ayumi ignored him, lying on the table and crying loudly. The teacher was so anxious that he was sweating and urged: "How about we copy more?" The whole class was sweating wildly ``

25. GIN was seriously injured in the battle with the police and was dying. He is being rescued in the hospital. Vodka has been captured and allowed to visit the sick. Xinyi had a sudden thought, maybe he would want to confess to me, and he must get my forgiveness before he dies! So Shinichi went to the hospital to see GIN. At that time, GIN was covered in tubes and could not speak. Shinichi gave him a piece of paper and pen: "If you have anything you want to say to me, write it down here!" GIN took the pen and wrote a few words, then suddenly rolled his eyes and died. Shinichi sighed and walked out of the room with the note. When he saw the vodka outside the door, he handed the note to him: "These are his last words. You should read them first." Vodka took the note, unfolded it and read it loudly. Said: "Get out of here! You stepped on my oxygen tube!"

27. After marriage, Xinyi never helped Xiaolan with housework.

One time on Xiaolan's birthday, he said to Xiaolan on a whim: "You don't have to wash the dishes today."

Xiaolan said overjoyed: "That's great. , thank you for your help."

Xinyi replied: "No, you can keep it and wash it tomorrow."

Xiaolan: I hinted to Xinyi last time, woman. I like things that last a long time.

As a result, I got a diamond ring the next day, and you can do the same to Heiji!

He Ye: I have used this method before, but the next day I received a pack of preservatives...

28, GIN, Ai and KID all After they died, God received them

God asked GIN: How did you die?

GIN: One day I followed a girl home, and as soon as she entered the house I jumped on her. She dodged, and I was in the air, and then she kicked me down the stairs. Originally, I was not dead, but some unscrupulous person threw a refrigerator down and killed me.

God: Sorry, how did you die?

Ai: One day when I was walking home, I found someone following me. As soon as I entered the house, he rushed towards me. I dodged and kicked him down, fearing that he might not be dead.

, I dropped the refrigerator and smashed him to death. Unexpectedly, I was so happy that I died of a heart attack.

God: What about you? KID?

KID: I went to a house to steal something, and suddenly I heard someone coming in, so I hurriedly hid in the refrigerator of that house...

30. On that day, the boat Shinichi, Heiji and Kaito were on sank. They swam to the shore and met the indigenous people on the island - Maori ^_^!

Maori: "I order you to Find me ten of the same things on this island, or I will kill you."

So, the three of them spread out to search. After a while, Shinichi and Heiji found ten cherries and ten peanuts respectively.

Maori: "Okay! Put everything you find into your mouth, and then you will be free, otherwise I will kill you!"

Shinichi and Heiji had to swallow Fallen cherries and peanuts.

At this moment, Kaito was struggling to drag ten watermelons back...

31. Make a wish

One day, Hattori Heiji I went to a wishing well, bent down and made a wish, and threw a one-yuan coin into the well. Kudo Shinichi also wanted to make a wish, but he accidentally fell into the well when he bent down. Hattori Heiji was stunned and muttered to himself: It's really magical.

33. He won

Xiaolan asked: "Dad, how did he get injured?"

Conan replied: "Let's make a bet to see who can get rid of his body." Stretching out the window further, he won.

One day, a ferry sank in the sea! Only three people survived: Shinichi, Heiji, and KID! /p>

A month later, Shinichi picked up a magic lamp from the sea! He wiped it! Suddenly an elf came out and asked each of them to make a wish! I care about his reasoning! He said: I want to go back to Japan to reason! Hula... KID is very concerned about his "thief career"! Said: I want to go to the big money company! ! Hula... KID is gone! What do you want? I thought about it and said: Well... I don't know what I want, but it's quite boring to be here alone! Hmm... let's ask two people to accompany me!

So, huh... Sound! Shinichi and KID are back!

36. Someone invented a computer to test IQ, and Xiaolan, Yuanzi, and Ye went to test it.

He Ye put his head into the machine, and the computer showed: "192.6". Heye was very happy.

Xiaolan put his head into the machine, and the computer showed: "0.3". Yuanzi looked at it haha. Laughing.

So Yuanzi also put his head into the machine, and the computer thought for a long time and displayed: "Don't make fun of stones."

Xiaolan and Yuanzi studied hard for this. A year later, Xiaolan put her head into the machine and the computer displayed: "3.0", which was ten times higher than last year.

Yuanzi put his head into the machine, and the computer thought for a long time, and finally displayed: "This stone looks familiar"...! ”

21. Conan character being robbed

Kudo’s chapter

On U month, U day, Shinichi, who had solved the case, was walking in a dark alley. Here, Gangster A suddenly appeared.

“Hey, boy, do you want money or your life? "

Shinichi's veins grew sharply: "I am almost exhausted from solving the case, but a little gangster dares to block my way home! ? "

" Huh? That's not what I meant, as long as you give me money..."

"Stop talking nonsense! Go to hell! ! "In an instant, bricks, tiles, cans and soda bottles were flying all over the sky.

"Wow————! ! Help————! ! ”

Social headlines: “Cruel? ! The man who was beaten! There are countless injuries on the body caused by different items! ”

Hattori Chapter

On May 5th, Hattori, who missed the kendo finals due to delays in solving the case, was walking in the same dark alley when Gangster A appeared again.

Hattori Chapter p>

"Very good, not the same boy as last time. Hey, hand over the money! "

Hattori said pleasantly: "Are you a robber? ”

“You’ll know it at a glance! "

"That's great. " Hattori took out his bamboo sword from his backpack and sneered, "I'm so angry today that I have nowhere to vent my anger. If I fight a robber, I'll say I'm self-defense. "

"No way..."

"Mianmianmianmian! ! ! ”

“Wow————————! ! ”

Social headlines: “More cruel! ? After being beaten, a man was hit with a stick or other instrument! ”

Kyogoku Chapter

On the Wth day of the month, Kyogoku, who was in a hurry to go on a date with Sonoko, took a side road and met gangster A who had finally recovered.

"The boy with a piece of tape on his head! I want to rob! ! ”

“Go away! I'm going on a date! ! ”

“Give me the money first! ”

“What a joke! How to date without money! ? Looking for a fight! ”

“Ah——————! ! ”

Social headlines: “Terrible! The man who was beaten severely for the third time! Judging from the injuries, this opponent seems to be a karate master! ? "

Takagi Chapter

On X month, X, Detective Takagi, who passed by this road because of his mission, happened to meet gangster A who was not dead yet.

"Now Children are too scary, but luckily this one is an adult. Hello! You guys are so obedient.........Ah! ? "

" Huh? Isn’t this A who was in the labor camp for three months last time? I'm Takagi. Are you robbing again? Hello! Don't run! ! "

"I'm so unlucky~~~~~~~~"

Social headlines: "Shocking! The poor man turned out to be Robber A! Detective Takagi of our agency has made another meritorious service! ”

Kuroba Chapter

On the Y day of the month, Kaito, who slipped away from the alley after committing the crime, bumped into gangster A who was released from the police station.

"TMD@^$! ! I'm going to rob you! ! Bring the money! "

"Money? ”

“That’s right! Let me tell you that I once killed N people and robbed N people. I took drugs, set fires, and robbed banks... Huh? Where are the people! ! My money is gone——————! ! "

On the roof of a building one kilometer away, the Phantom Thief KID was squatting in a ball counting money.

" Hehe~~ Of course I can steal jewelry and people, but I can also steal money~~ Today I happened to have an itchy hand and said~~"

Kaito, you have fallen.

Social headlines: "You robbed others but got their money stolen instead!? Meeting peers, Robber A VS Phantom Thief KID!!"

White Horse Chapter

Z month On the Z day, Hakuba, who was thinking about how to catch the thief KID, unknowingly walked into this cursed alley and met the gangster A who had made a comeback (man, I admire your willpower)

" It will definitely work this time! Hand over the money!"

"You want to rob me?" Baima glanced at me with the most contemptuous eyes.

"So what! Do you have any questions!?"

"You want to rob me without investigating who I am?"

"Hey?"

"Do you know my name? What's my age? What's my birth date? What's my blood type? What's my favorite character? What's my favorite perfume? What's my height? What's my weight? What's my family background?" Where's your job? Where's your favorite team? Ignore the time. It's 8:51:16.05. You don't want to live?"

As the gangster A gradually approached, he retreated to the middle of the road. At this time, a truck roared past...

The social headlines: "Relief?! A generation of unlucky robber A finally found his way to the White Horse Detective. Witnessed a car accident and died! ”

He Ye Pian

One day, Robber B met He Ye in an alley who seemed to be following someone. He took out the knife and said viciously: "Little girl, hand over the money!" Kazuye walked quickly and said impatiently: "I don't have time to chat with you, my Hattori is going to be abducted by a bad woman. ." B thought, huh, you actually despise me! Then he picked up the knife and rushed forward. He Ye turned around and sneered: "Don't you know that I can be gentle with Qi Dao?" He knocked down the gangster twice and continued to follow...

Social Edition Headlines : "The crime trend is on the rise again. A man B was beaten seriously and thrown into the street."

(2) Garden Chapter

One day, robber B met in a small alley When Sonoko returned home, he took out a knife and said viciously: "Little girl, hand over the money!" Before Sonoko could speak, Suzuki Kichijiro behind him roared: "I hate people who rob children and ladies of their things the most, Lu. Binxun (forgot this name), serve me! "A hunting dog ran out...

Social headline: "Man B was originally a robber, a 70-year-old man. Lead the hunting dogs to subdue the gangsters!" Below is a photo of Kichijiro and the hunting dogs.

("I, Kichijiro, have finally made a comeback on the front page!" Suzuki Yoshijiro said)

(3) Xiaolan Chapter

One day, robber B was on the front page. In a small alley, I met Xiaolan who was returning home from the scene. He thought he would come up with a new idea this time, so he put on a ghost mask and jumped out of the shadows. This time it was indeed no small matter, Xiaolan was so frightened that she screamed loudly. B was feeling proud when he suddenly heard Xiaolan say: "Huh? You have a shadow, you are a human! You dare to pretend to be a ghost to scare me, you can't forgive me!" As he said this, he just turned around and gangster B didn't even say the words "robbery" , fell to the ground...

The headline of the social edition: "A new generation of unlucky robbers emerged! After three robbery attempts, they became victims."

(4) Yukiko Chapter

One day, Robber B met Yukiko in an alley to see Conan. , he took out the knife and said viciously: "You, hand over the money you have on you!" Unexpectedly, Yukiko did not panic at all. She leisurely took out a pistol and played with it, saying: "You want to rob me? I am a murderer on the run. Criminal, you will get a prize if you catch him! But it depends on whether your knife is faster or my bullet is faster." When Gangster B heard this, he dropped the knife and ran away. Yukiko looked at his back and smiled: "Are my acting skills okay? But I really didn't expect that this idiot can't even tell the difference between a water gun and a real gun..."

Social media headlines: “The unlucky robber B once again got off to a bad start. The famous movie star Kudo Yukiko used her superb acting skills to scare off the gangsters.

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(5) Yingli Chapter

One day, robber B met Yingli who successfully completed his defense in an alley. He took out the knife and said viciously: "You, Hand over the money you have! Yingli pushed up his glasses and spoke: "Young man, do you understand the law?" Robbery is a violation of criminal law regardless of whether it is successful or not. I think you must be old at the top and young at the bottom. If you commit a crime yourself, it will definitely affect them. Therefore, I advise you to stop doing this and surrender with me. If I defend you, you might be released in court during the public trial. "In the end, B actually went to a nearby police station with his lawyer to surrender...

Social headline: "The queen of the legal profession shows her power again! With a few words, he persuaded the gangster to surrender. ”

6) Sato Chapter

One day, robber B met Miwako who was off duty in an alley. He jumped out and was about to rob when he found a female policeman standing in front of him. , he was so frightened that he dropped the knife. He said tremblingly: "I don't dare anymore, police aunt, please spare me!" "What did you say, aunt!" ? They are not married yet! "B was beaten up and then dragged back to the police station...

Social headlines: "The unlucky robber showed his unlucky nature again. He was shot at gunpoint during the sixth robbery and was shot by Officer Sato. captured. "

(7) Haiyuan Chapter

One day, robber B met Haiyuan in an alley. He took out a knife and said viciously: "Don't think you are I will let you go, kid, and hand over the money! "Haiyuan didn't say anything and handed over a "candy". B said: "Give me a candy? Well, it's quite delicious. "

Sad: "It's not sugar, it's the latest improved version of ATPX4869..." B: Wow wow wow~~ (baby crying)

Social headlines: "Shocking! ? Unlucky robber B disappeared for unknown reasons, and a mysterious baby appeared at the crime scene!

Bumi Chapter

One day, robber B met Bumi in an alley who was returning home from school. He took out the knife and said viciously: "Little girl, hand over the money!" Ayumi was so frightened that she started crying: "Woo~~ I don't have money..." The gangster said viciously: "Don't think you are crying for me. I will let you go!" Ayumi was still crying...

Two minutes later, the two were still in a stalemate, and the residents in the alley had long been awakened by the crying. Everyone worked together Captured gangster B...

Social headline: "A woman's tears are indeed the most powerful weapon in the world...