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Seven stars with honest faces are ridiculous and outrageous.
The stars in this quagmire, like Zhao's sketch "So Packaged", are all packaged.
In the present words, it is called "humanized design".
For example, Mr. Yu Qian, a crosstalk teacher, should "smoke, drink and perm".
"The harder I smoke, the more stable I am!"
How to establish a star? First of all, the most important thing is to look at the face.
Handsome people are based on this, plus some personal abilities, to establish a handsome man's design;
If you are honest, you can easily build an honest person. Based on honesty, everything is more convenient.
But there is an old saying: "If you know people, you know their faces, but you don't know their hearts."
There are some honest stars in the entertainment circle, and I don't know how many playboys there are in private.
From last year's "Pan-Ga Turn" to this year's 3 15 party, it was named.
Teacher Pan Changjiang is an old artist. She has been to the Spring Festival Gala for 20 times and created many classic images.
It's just that today's old artists seem to be trying to "make a living", and some stay out at night.
202 1 In a live broadcast, Pan Changjiang discovered that Xie Mengwei (who played Gazi in Private Zhang Ga) was suspected of selling fake wine.
As a senior student, he suggested Gazi: "Everything on the Internet is virtual. You can't catch it, son, because the water here is deep. "
Gazi, who was talking, wept bitterly and regretted it.
Well-intentioned netizens used "Pan Jiabian" to sum up the grievances between Pan Changjiang and Xie Mengwei.
Unexpectedly, Pan Zi, who advised Gazi prodigal son to return, soon went into the sea and even sold wine.
For a time, online terms such as "learning to control Ga", "persuading Ga cannot be completed" and "Pan Chu and Ga are better than Ga" became popular.
Many netizens also came to Gazi's live broadcast room and asked him to persuade Pan Zi not to sell alcohol.
Gazi responded: "I really can't convince Pan Zi, I can only manage myself."
The story is like this, that is, a Pan Changjiang followed suit to sell wine, and everyone passed it on as a joke.
But the wine he sold later, some people said that it was blended with alcohol, and the wine number was not recognized. This is a three-no product, and the quality is extremely poor.
In the live connection of anti-fraud policeman Chen, Pan Changjiang didn't dare to answer the phone.
In a live broadcast in March this year, Pan Changjiang sold a Maotai Zodiac wine in the Year of the Tiger.
He said that he and Chairman Maotai had known each other for more than ten years. Last night, he got drunk and got cheap wine.
Later, a staff member of Maotai said that his words were not true.
Not to mention whether he really knows the chairman of Maotai, it is quite doubtful that this kind of wine with a market price of about 4,500 can be bought at a "preferential price" of 4,799 in his live broadcast room.
Second place, Meng Meiqi.
Born in Chuangshi 10 1, Meng Maggie appeared with its "pure and pollution-free" appearance.
The pure face and enchanting dance make many male fans obsessed, and female fans also like it.
In the program, she debuted with the first C, and directly dumped the second and third places of Xuanyi and YCY.
Meng Meiqi, who became the captain of Rocket Girl 10 1, tried to transform into an actress.
After her debut, her first film collaborated with Qin Li, which quickly attracted the attention of Zhang Ziyi and Li Bingbing.
As a result, on 202 1 and 10, a netizen named "They call me a big flower girl" posted a post accusing her boyfriend of cheating, and exposed several chat screenshots.
The object of derailment is Meng Meiqi.
The "allegedly famous musician" who became Dahuaniu's ex-boyfriend is called Chen.
May have a unique personal charm, attracted the love of two girls.
Moreover, according to "They call me a big flower girl", Meng Meiqi knew that she had a girlfriend, but she still intervened in their feelings, commonly known as "knowing three when three".
It seems that because the evidence is conclusive, Meng Meiqi can't deny it. She can only say that she "never thought about getting involved in other people's feelings".
The ex-girlfriend is weak and has no choice but to quit after complaining.
But female stars and musicians are very close, and when they see each other's text messages, they will lose control.
Out of control way, maybe they can only use -456 when they play music.
In the music score, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7" are used as seven basic notes.
Sing "Duo, Hot, Mi, Fa, Suo, La, xi" respectively.
Then 456 corresponds to ... too much to elaborate.
It means that Meng Meiqi is very passive and knows nothing.
Unfortunately, Meng Meiqi, who had unlimited scenery, has ruined her future.
Unfortunately, there is a less pure heart hidden under that lovely face.
Third place, Cecilia Cheung.
Zhang Wuji's mother Yin Susu warned her son before she died: "The more beautiful a woman says, the less pleasant it is."
This sentence seems appropriate for Cecilia Cheung.
For the stars in the entertainment circle, sometimes they have little rest in order to catch up with the announcement or filming.
Some are really dedicated, and some are just dedicated to their own people.
For example, Cecilia Cheung revealed that he worked at least 20 hours a day for three consecutive months.
According to modern medicine, people can live for 7 days without drinking water, about 20 days without eating, and 5 days without sleeping.
And if you don't sleep for more than 24 hours, you may have mental problems. If you don't sleep for more than two days, you may die suddenly.
And Cecilia Cheung can stay awake for 30 days in a row, which can only be said to be a miracle of life.
However, this is not the only time that Cecilia Cheung has challenged the limits of mankind. He once appeared in the variety show "Ace to Ace".
Cecilia Cheung said he was so tired from work that he slept for 16 days. He only recovered slowly by feeding his family and applying a mask.
In the early years, she also said that she had "had four consecutive miscarriages".
Unfortunately, according to the age difference between her two children and the time of pregnancy and confinement in October, Holmes possessed netizens.
It is inferred that if this is true, then she has miscarried four times in one year, and then successfully got pregnant for the fifth time.
This is almost impossible, but it seems "credible" to think that she has "exceeded human limits" many times.
Cecilia Cheung, which looks so beautiful, has an unknown address.
It seems that Nu Wa really didn't intend to make a perfect work when she made people.
Fourth place, Jerry Lee.
Jerry Lee has appeared in many films for many years, but not many roles can impress people.
Off-screen, he seems to appear in variety shows as a simple and honest "big black cow".
20 18, an article "love rat Jerry Lee in the sky", seems to directly smash all his personnel.
This also makes him closely linked with the heart-shaped stone.
Jerry Lee, who just made her debut, fell in love with Li XiaoLu for filming Thirteen Gege.
In order to express his love, he tattooed the word "road" on his leg.
They fell in love for four years and finally broke up because the novelty was no longer there.
The first thing after the breakup, Jerry Lee washed off his tattoo and fell in love with Zhao Zhuona.
I also sent a heart-shaped stone for the first time.
Unfortunately, this relationship didn't develop well, and Jerry Lee met model Delina again.
It was just an accidental meeting that Jerry Lee couldn't forget, and she quickly got her contact information. A sweet word took Delina down and gave her a heart-shaped stone representing love.
Unfortunately, this "sweet" love only lasted for half a year.
A few months after breaking up with Dilina, Jerry Lee fell in love with Zhang Yin again and made a high-profile confession on Weibo.
Subsequently, Zhang Yin responded enthusiastically and exposed the "natural" stone heart that Jerry Lee "accidentally" discovered in a place.
Unfortunately, Delina poked her mercilessly, revealing the heart-shaped gem that Jerry Lee gave her and asked, "Did you wholesale a string?"
However, this incident has not been made a fuss, nor has it been widely known.
For example, when Jerry Lee saw Liu Yun later, he was still in the dark. After receiving the "natural heart-shaped stone found in the mountains", he also made Weibo happy for a long time.
Later, it was not clear whether Li Chen gave Fan Bingbing a heart-shaped stone.
But after Jerry Lee and Fan Bingbing broke up, I wonder if another person will receive the heart-shaped stone?
Fifth place, Hua Chenyu.
Hua Chenyu has always been "clever and honest", which is in good contrast with his slightly crazy singing image on the stage.
When Hua Chenyu was in college, she fell in love with her first girlfriend. Later, because of the disparity between my debut in "Happy Boys" and my girlfriend's status, I gathered less and left more.
After breaking up, Hua Chenyu also affectionately called his ex-girlfriend to wish her a bright future.
When she participated in the reality show Flowers and Teenagers, Hua Chenyu had an affair with Summer Xu, who was 2 1 year older than herself.
Both of them are honest and admire each other, and maybe they can really come together without age difference.
There have been rumors about Hua Chenyu's plastic surgery, but Hua Chenyu's team has always firmly denied that he ever had plastic surgery.
Comparing his photos a few years ago with those after his debut, we can see obvious changes.
But Hua Chenyu said that she achieved what she is today by trying to lose weight.
Maybe someone can really lose so much weight, at least his fans believed so when they were young.
Hua Chenyu has been creating a "simple big boy" for himself.
If you only look at the first two feelings, you may really believe that he is a pure teenager who is very ignorant of the relationship between men and women.
Unfortunately, he seems to have told a big lie.
Hua Chenyu, who had been "close" to Diamond, suddenly had a child with her.
"Yes, we have a child" once became a hot word on the Internet.
Soon Diamond stood up and sent a long article.
She and Hua Chenyu once fell in love for a while, but in the autumn of 20 18, Diamond found out that she was pregnant and left Hua Chenyu voluntarily, breaking all contact.
She concealed the fact that she was pregnant until the child was one year old and decided to inform the father.
Every word puts the blame on yourself. If we don't dig deeper, it seems that the child's father, Hua Chenyu, is the "victim" of the incident.
But in fact, the love time between Diamond and Hua Chenyu is very delicate. At that time, Hua Chenyu was having various affairs with General Electric. ..
But after the news of the child broke out, Hua Chenyu made it clear that he would be responsible for the child, but he would not marry Diamond.
"If both parties don't get married, they will * * * raise their children together", and perhaps they will become a newcomer in Hua Chenyu if they are insensitive.
Sixth place, Shuo Yang.
Shuoyang entered the circle early, and appeared in his first TV series in 2004.
It is only after years of precipitation that the role of "package manager" really became popular in Ode to Joy of 20 16.
As a result, after the fire, he seemed to be imprisoned in the role and became more and more greasy.
Shuoyang had a family very early. His wife is Wang Liwen, the actor of Ouyang in Happy Planet, and they have a pair of children.
It's just that there are many problems in his attitude towards his wife and the way he educates his children.
In the program "My Favorite Woman", Shuo Yang is not particularly happy with his wife in life, and male chauvinism seems to be very serious.
When eating together, if the wife can't eat, give her husband some. In the eyes of ordinary people, is there any problem?
But this caused Shuoyang's dissatisfaction and accused his wife of doing this every time.
Later, he took his son to "Let's Go Together", which has always been a repressive education for his son.
In the eyes of many people, his son Yang Yuchen has always been obedient and diligent, but Shuo Yang has been cracking down on ridicule.
Jordan chan, who has always been outspoken, also said that he seemed too fierce.
Only Shuo Yang didn't agree, which led to all the spit on him after the program was broadcast.
But overall, he is still a good father with children.
However, the reason why netizens are targeting him is not just children.
Shuoyang has always created a "good man" for himself, although it seems to be partially destroyed by his male chauvinism.
But what really broke him down was that he was changed by the news.
After the incident was exposed, the studio issued a rumor and confidently said, "Aren't rumors afraid of being condemned by God?"
As a result, the second wave of evidence soon flowed out. Shuoyang transferred 10,000 yuan after each private meeting with the woman.
Just when everyone was silently waiting to see the drama, the storm went away in the silence of the studio and Shuo Yang.
Therefore, this year, Bao Xiao always trysts with beautiful women. They not only went to the hot springs together, but also went home for the night.
In addition, it is reported that Shuo Yang had molested female netizens with various large-scale remarks before becoming famous.
It's just that Shuo Yang stopped responding and silently endured the collapse of a good man.
Seventh place, Li XiaoLu.
She started acting at the age of 3, and became the youngest winner of the Golden Horse Award at the age of 17.
Li XiaoLu's road to acting is not smooth.
And her relationship after relationship has been criticized.
200 1 I filmed thirteen squares and fell in love with Jerry Lee.
After breaking up with Jerry Lee, she had an affair with Ren Quan. However, there is no exact information about whether they are together, but they have been really good friends for many years.
Later, I came together with Han Geng and made a lot of efforts for his career.
After that, Jerry and I staged a drama of "Goddess Marrying Poor Boy".
Although Jerry is not a poor boy, he was really poor when he first got together.
Jerry once bought a dress worth 30,000 yuan for Li XiaoLu, and then he could hardly eat.
Then everyone should know what happened, the "shampoo" incident that sensationalized the whole network.
Li XiaoLu cheated on a rapper with a child and marriage.
When the incident just broke out, Li XiaoLu was still trying to deny it, saying that they were just ordinary brothers and sisters.
As a result, a year later, the intimate video of her and the rapper broke out, hugging and kissing, and the brother and sister embraced and enjoyed each other.
In short, in the big dye vat of entertainment circle, it is difficult to tell whether it is artificial or internal only by looking at the appearance.
I still hope that everyone can look at the stars from a more objective perspective. After all, no one is perfect, and perhaps many perfect people have some skeletons in their closet.
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