Funny and humorous Spring Festival greetings (selected 13 sentences)

1, people like it, don't watch it! Finally, add a happy new year!

2. I wish you a happy New Year holiday: drink a little wine and deny your parents, smoke a cigarette and die together, play mahjong day and night, dance until you are exhausted, and brag until you don't believe it.

3, the New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

It's the New Year, I treat you to a big fruit dinner. I wish you: the apricot is blessed with peace, the orange is blessed with luck, the peach blossoms bloom on your face, and the plum blossoms bloom twice. I wish the persimmon success, the nuclear family happiness, and the pears are light!

5. I wish you happiness in the new year, good things chase you, the supervisor pays attention to you, diseases avoid you, gas cars let you go, planes avoid you, lovers love you deeply, pain stays away from you, and happiness follows you. Everything is up to you!

6. The Year of the Rat is new, and dreams come true: go out with a car and go home to live in a mansion; Farming is not taxed, and reading is free; Seeing a doctor has medical insurance, and the elderly still have to rely on it; Friends are indispensable, and blessings come first. Happy spring festival!

7. When I am rich, I will flush your toilet with human head and sheep, light your cigarette with US dollar bills, take a bubble bath with roses, take you to work with a Boeing plane, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Happy new year!

8. When the New Year comes, smile and hold the money in your arms! Stick the word "Fu" to welcome the Spring Festival, and good luck will come! Short messages fly, blessings chase, and the god of wealth runs behind! I wish you a happy new year. Better every year!

9. Don't say I'm heartless. At least I sent a short message with a dime, which wasted the power of the battery and risked my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I will pay a New Year call to you regardless of the consequences! Happy new year!

10, in the new year, I wish you good things again and again, feel like spring all the year round, live a colorful life, occasionally make a small fortune at eight o'clock, and throw your troubles outside the cloud nine! Please accept my perfect blessing. Happy Spring Festival in the Year of the Rat!

1 1, come on, cut the crap, the Spring Festival is coming. Burning a bunch of fireworks brings you good luck; Open the red envelope and give you happy wishes; Say long live to you, a happy family; Send a short message, true friendship to you.

12 I rolled my blessing into a round egg, crossed the bend of Shangsha, crossed Tianshan Pass, crossed the Yellow River Beach, avoided the toll booth, bypassed the traffic class and sprinted to you: I wish you a round egg and a happy Spring Festival!

13, the earth is round, sugar cane is sweet, and my short message cost a dime. I wish you a happy Spring Festival. No kidding, my intention is true, and forwarding is very effective. This is definitely scientifically proven and recommended by experts!