The classic dialogue amuses the girls, and it is very unexpected and unexpected to have that kind of condom feeling. The more the better, please give me more advice ~

Man: Hey, let me ask you a personal question. Woman: What? M: Do you have a boyfriend? (She was to be investigated before) Woman: No! Do you want me to introduce you to one? Woman: Who is it? Man: That man has the same surname as me, and his name is ... (Say his name tactfully and mysteriously) Note: His expression is casual, he smirked and made friendly gestures, such as hugging and holding hands. She succeeded without explicitly opposing you! 2. We bet? W: What are you betting on? The man pretends to think: well ... if you lose, be my girlfriend, if I lose, be your boyfriend. Women's general performance: they will laugh and hit you. The man took the time to ask questions and grabbed her hand. If the environment is good, you can hold her in your arms ... 3. Can you do me a favor? Woman: What? Man: I bought a handful of roses. Please keep it for a few days. M: I have always regarded you as my best friend, and I have a secret I really want to tell you. W: What's the secret? M: I fell in love with a girl, and I don't know what to do. Woman: Tell her! (Observing her expression) M: I'm afraid she doesn't like me. what can I do? Woman: ... (Never mind what she says) Man: Actually, you know her. Woman: Oh? who is it? M: Hmm … (hesitates, then turns to her ear and whispers her name) 5. Man: Hey, do you want to fall in love? (Take places where there are many couples as the basic environment. ) Female: No Male: You are out of your mind. The book says: love is incompetent. Woman: What's wrong with you! Man: It's true! I want to sacrifice myself to save you for my friends. Woman: Yes! M: I want to. Let's make do with it! 6.m: My dog can't eat recently. Woman: What's the matter? Are you sick? M: I'm not sick. It says it misses you. Generally speaking, it is more suitable on the phone, and the conditions should be corresponding. ) 7. When crossing the street. Man: Come on, kid. Uncle will take you across the street. (grab her hand quickly! Don't put it down when crossing the road unless her palms are sweaty. M: I have been dreaming a lot recently. Woman: What's the matter? (Expressing concern) Man: I dreamed of a woman ... (Make something up, no matter what she said) Man: Alas! Why is that person more and more like you ... Send her a funny message, such as: 1, the chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the stool pulled by the gibbon, and after the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. Someone asked them how they got together, and the chimpanzee said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit! 2. I am a bean. I fell down and was very discouraged. What can make me stand up again? The answer is-you. There is such a thing as "pig encouraging beans". On the birthday of the giant panda, someone asked him what his wishes were. The giant panda said: I have two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese doctor to get rid of my dark circles, and the other is to take a color photo. Let her know that you are a humorous person.