The teacher wants to call parents, but you don't want to. What should I do? (It's a traditional teacher)

What a coincidence ~ I'm finished today, too. The teacher is traditional … I don't want my dad to go to T T.

I wonder if I can help the landlord. You can use your father's mobile phone to send a text message (from a classmate of mine), or do you say that your mother loves you or your father loves you? Try to win sympathy in a pathetic tone, or invite a relative to go, or say that your parents are not at home ... It means that I choose to write a tearful note, or stay up late, and then tell me when I show my homework, then quickly get into the toilet or bedroom, install it in the toilet, and then come out while no one is around and pretend to sleep in the bedroom ... In other words, what did you do wrong ...