Funny Mid-Autumn Festival blessing message

1. I dated the goddess Chang 'e last night, but I couldn't reach you. In order to make up for this heinous crime, I will let you do whatever you want today.

Mid-Autumn Festival is the first quarter moon, and I finally look forward to a reunion night. It is difficult for relatives and friends to get together. Xiao is busy taking the postgraduate entrance examination, and Xiao B has to work overtime. Poor little c sent a text message to tell everyone: it is difficult to reunite this year, and a text message warms my heart. I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

3. Your smile makes your heart beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; When you sweat, the sea overflows; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-beauty, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

On the day of reunion and celebration, I wish you: look up and see the handsome guy! Bow your head and embrace beautiful women, and be satisfied at will! It is more "round" to spend a full moon!

I want to warm you with sunshine, decorate you with starlight, intoxicate you with wine, satisfy you with food, shine on you with fireworks and drown you with happiness, but I haven't been a god for a long time, so I can only wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival by SMS!

6. The weather changes so fast that a cool breeze comes quietly. Cover your feet with blankets at night. Don't freeze your feet. Eating a bone is no problem, it can supplement calcium. Stop scolding me. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

7. Hi, Chang 'e asked me to take a message for you: You stared at her so affectionately last night, which made her heart beat faster and kept her awake all night. Please stop harassing her with your eyes today!

8. I remind you that people love flowers, look at them, smile, fall in love with the country and laugh. San Xiao is crazy about beauty, and you are so kind and lovely that you fainted. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. Be happy!

9. Give you my feelings, thoughts, wishes, heartache, impatience, love, hard work, heart, heart, ecstasy, heart, heart, so that you will always be happy, heart, comfortable and happy. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

10, SHEN WOO is wise and unique. Everyone loves flowers, and the world is invincible. The killer in love saw the jade-faced dragon. It is said that he is beautiful and kind-hearted. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival when you are dizzy!

1 1. Is it a mistake to look good? I made a big mistake. What if loveliness is a sin? I committed a terrible crime? You'll be fine! Yeah, not guilty? I envy you. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

12, hello! This is the karaoke station. Your friends miss you and feature a song "Special Love for Special You". I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! It can't be broadcast because the system is busy. Please hum it yourself first. Happy every day!