Please give me some text messages to make girls happy.

1. I heard people say that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. Considering that you and I are so destined, can you please let me climb two less mountains so that I can catch you sooner? Waiting for your answer, if you agree, please reply: I agree, if not, please reply: I just agree. If you don't reply, I will assume that you agree unconditionally.

2.Male: Can I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on when you sleep?

Female: On the right, what’s wrong?

Male: Then I will sleep on the left side from today on, leaving the right side for you.

Female: You...

3. I heard that your mobile phone does not have text messaging function, so I sent this text message as a test. If you receive a text message that is confirmed to have the SMS function and is mine, please reply: I have it, it’s yours!

Like, just a touch of love. Love is deep liking. I hope I don’t have to send you home in the future, but we can go back to our home together.

The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you and embrace you. I want to declare: I love you...RMB.

Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me? Wallet.

I am shy and have never dared to express my feelings to you, but today I finally mustered up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

8. I met you by chance, paid attention to you when we met twice, dated you three or four times, missed you all the time, 90% of the time I probably like you, and I am absolutely sure that I love you. It takes a hundred years to cultivate to find true love, and a thousand years to perfect you and me. Are you willing to have everything ready?

You little devil, I was poisoned by your love but you refused to give me the antidote! Little bad guy! oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

10. I am not perfect, but I am very real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

The new three obediences and four virtues: follow your wife when she goes out, obey your wife's orders, blindly follow your wife when she is wrong; wait for your wife to put on makeup, remember your wife's birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings and scoldings.

It’s been a long time since Mo received your message, and I’m very distressed. When I think about death, I cut my veins with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, jumped over the building with a parachute, and was hanged with noodles. But if Mo is dead, please ask me. I'll forget it if I eat a meal to last me to death.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Joanina. She fell in love with a man named Shad, and they watched the stars together. As the meteor streaked across the sky, they named it: Jonina Shad's star.

14. I can’t eat in the morning because I miss you. I can’t eat at noon because I miss you even more. I can’t eat in the evening because I miss you crazily. I can’t sleep at night. Because...I'm hungry...

15. A large and conspicuous wooden sign hung on the back of a truck, which read: "This vehicle has collided with another vehicle20 times, the results were: 17 wins, 2 draws, and only one slight loss. Please be careful!”

After your first swimming lesson, you said to the coach: “I I wonder if that’s all for today?” “Why?” “I really can’t drink anymore.”

Urgent reminder: There may be tornadoes in the near future, so be sure to carry two 10’s with you when you go out. Kg-heavy dumbbells to prevent them from being blown to the west by the strong wind. Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the weight.

18. Pigs cannot speak, they can only hum with their noses. Just like some girls, they always say: Hum!

19. A jet fighter flew roaring in the sky, and the bird was surprised when it saw it. Birdie: Mom, why does that bird fly so fast? Mother Bird: Try putting a fire on your butt!

20. Think of your feelings: no salt in cooking; apples not too sweet; drinking without cigarettes; forgetting to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will take time to think about you when I don’t have time. If I really can’t find time, I will do nothing, just miss you...