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Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman kills small monsters.

narcissism

I must be a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

wordless

Judge: Why do you print counterfeit money? The criminal said innocently: because I can't print real money ~

be desperate

I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon, and I was shocked when I ate the first one: Is there anything worse in the world?

After eating the second one, I cried: there really is.

cordial

Just like me, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival more than N hours in advance! ! !