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What are the humorous sentences for inviting friends to dinner?

1, eating, the most important thing is to be happy. Absence cannot be forced. Well, some people can't say it because they don't know how to cherish it. Nobody wants this to happen. Hey, are you coming to the party tonight?

2. I used to have a little wish, that is, I slept until I woke up naturally and counted the money until my hand cramped. But now I have a bigger wish, and that is that you can have dinner with me. You say, can this be realized?

3, begging, my stomach is busy, you ask me to cook a meal, two cakes and a big bowl of soup, four steamed buns and two sausages, plus three or five pieces of roasted meat, less sugar in white wine, and enjoy it when you are full. Next time I invite you to order, friendship is not far-fetched!

The villain is about to walk into the grave of love. Please come to my love funeral and witness this magical moment to commemorate my dead love. I sincerely thank you for coming. This is a happy decision.

Recently, the value of my second brother has soared, but the price of cabbage has gone down. I'm going to hold a cabbage feast: stir-frying, steaming, boiling, stewing, steaming, stewing ... unless you are willing to come, I'm determined not to change dishes.