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How to sexually tease with words

"I think you are tired. Do you need a rest? "

Five out of 40 men and women chose this sentence, to be exact, it was basically chosen by men.

It seems that the pressure of men in this society is so real that it may be a way to relax with the woman you like, so when a woman gently says, "Do you need a break?" Their thoughts are easily brought to bed. Of course, the most important thing is whether there is a woman to accompany "rest".

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"I feel very lonely now."

Of the 40 men and women surveyed, only 3 chose this sentence. Everyone's reason is that everyone will feel lonely. Compared with other sentences, this sentence is more like a poor expression trying to arouse each other's love than a seductive hint; And this sentence is easily understood by some people who like to think in a roundabout way as: "I feel very lonely with you" ... isn't that counterproductive?

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"You look like my old flame."

The seven men and women surveyed said that as soon as they saw this sentence, they remembered what Miss Bao said to Fang Hung-chien in Fortress Besieged: "You look like my fiance". At that time, Mr. Qian explained: a woman says that you look like her fiance, which means that she is not engaged, and you are entitled to her love; Or, she has another fiance, and you can enjoy the rights of her fiance without fulfilling the obligation to marry her. Similarly, looking like an old lover may imply that you can be your current lover with her (him). Because he (she) is so persistent to his old lover, but he is an old man after all, so let's focus on the present.

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"I guess you are wearing white underwear now?"

Psychoanalysis, when people hear this sentence, their first feeling is to look down on their bodies, so there is no doubt that nearly half of the 40 men and women admire this sentence directly "touching the second skin". I want to see the underwear you are wearing. Of course, white is just a metaphor. Black, red and gray ... color doesn't matter. There is a real example. A woman guessed on MSN that a man who had never met but felt good was dressed from the outside to the inside and looked not bad at all. The man was surprised and immediately had the idea of being close to the woman. After all, clothes are an extension of the body.

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"Do you want to come in for a drink?"

Super classic seduction sentence, the corresponding sentence is: "Don't you want to invite me in for a drink?" Don't think they are vulgar. For men and women who are only one step away from going to bed in two of a kind, this sentence will become the key language to pierce enough. So this line has been used in more than n foreign movies. Of course, it is more popular in real life. No wonder, 12 men and women think it is one of the most lethal languages.

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"I live alone"

Living alone means being single, which means being dissatisfied with sexual life and being infinitely open to the outside world, so if a heterosexual looks you in the eye and says "I live alone", 1000% of sexual cues will be revealed directly. More than 25 of the 40 men and women voted for it with the deadliest votes.

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