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Hi! Friends, don't be numb in labor, let the process of labor really become a pleasure! Come on, come on. Let's take a look together. ......

Mom, you have worked hard! Have a good rest at home on May Day!

I sincerely thank you for your contribution to the company in the past year. I wish you a happy May Day and all the best!

May is a good time to fly. Would you like to fly with me?

I love you as mice love rice!

Happy Labor Day? Labor is a kind of happiness. Are you dizzy with happiness today? Then sleep while you are dizzy! Good Night!

May Day Blessing Funny SMS

Today is International Labor Day. I wish women a happy holiday and a beautiful day!

Real workers love their jobs as much as their wives.

May your efforts and sweat turn into the fruits of tomorrow's success as soon as possible. Happy Labor Day!

In a colorful world, friendship is precious. I wish you happiness in this long holiday!

"I think you are like a wisp of smoke. I wish you a happy May Day! "

Although today is Labor Day, we should pay more attention to rest and keep healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and prosperous business!

May Day Blessing Funny SMS

Labor brings us everything! Celebrate Labor Day and welcome Red May!

I wish you a happy Labor Day! Get what you want. Have fun at work! I will always support you!

Your hard work conveys warmth to us, and I sincerely salute your hard work! Happy Labor Day!

Happy May Day! I wish you all a good meal, a good play and a good mood!

Labor brings us everything, and only when there is labor can there be rewards and gains! I wish you a happy Labor Day!

May our labor bring you the return of spring on Labor Day, and wish you a happy family!

You have created a beautiful life with hard-working hands. Today is your holiday. Wish you a happy holiday!

It's been a long night and I don't want to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, so neither can you, girl!

Don't value your friends too much. Be sure to come to today's party, or we will give you color to see see!

May Day Blessing Funny SMS

I'm going to have a big sleep on May Day, but you can let me know when you eat!

Boss, I have worked hard for you for a year, and now it's time for you to treat me on May Day!

May Day, you might as well go out for a walk. You might as well relax your breath, walk towards the gorgeous sunshine, give your yellow heart to the running water and pay tribute to the mist in the distance.

Glorious labor! Long live labor! Create brilliance with your own hands and give happiness to the dearest people!

Usually busy with work, taking advantage of May Day shopping spree. Come back empty-handed, never mistake one for another!

Labor day, don't work, stay at home and get sleepy! Hee hee, how comfortable!

May Day is coming. It's a holiday. Finally … I can sleep in! I wish you a happy May Day! Have a big sleep ... lie in:)

May Day Blessing Funny SMS

Labor is to enjoy life better. May Day wishes everyone: May Day is easy!

I wish you every day in the May Day holiday, full of warmth ... full of peace ... full of joy. ...

May Day, let's relax! :)

Buddies and sisters should pay attention to the combination of work and rest! Happy May Day!

Labor day is here! It's another good day to lose weight.

I wish the working people in the world a happy May Day!

Honey, go to bed early today. Tomorrow is labor day. Get up early and buy vegetables for the 7-day holiday. Don't forget that the fuel tank should be changed!

May Day Blessing Funny SMS

Husband, I am willing to share the troubles of work for you! Don't think too much, okay? At least you still have me.

Glorious labor! It's shameful not to work! Loving labor is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Let's go to work first, and I'll come later!

The days with you are romantic even if they are ordinary! I wish you a pleasant journey and a happy May Day.

Although today is Labor Day, we should pay more attention to rest and keep healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and prosperous business!

I wish you something on Labor Day. You deserve it. Bosses who are willing to rely on our workers to support themselves really appreciate our kindness, pay rise, pay rise. ...

On the occasion of "May Day", I would like to extend my heartfelt prayers and blessings to you, and sincerely wish you and your family a happy holiday!

May 1 funny message

1, have a nice life.

Category: May Day funny messages.

2, May Day is just around the corner, and jiaozi promises to eat some noodles; Find something sweet and boast that your wife is better than before; Two of a kind, save money!

Category: May Day SMS.

Labor (husband), I hope you are willing to clean my room, take good exercise and often buy breakfast for me on Labor Day.

Classification: SMS in May 2005 1 day

You might as well go out for a walk on May Day. You might as well relax your breath, go to the gorgeous sunshine, give your yellow worries to the running water and pay attention to the mist in the distance.

Classification: May Day prank messages in 2005

If you don't work on Labor Day, you are ignoring national laws and regulations! I'm not threatening you, please treat me to dinner quickly! Otherwise, I will post your mobile phone number on the street: one-night stand hotline! Besides, take care of the rice.

Category: May Day Humorous SMS

6. Happy May Day. I wish you: pursue a true love, find a close friend, realize a dream, care for a family and treat me to a big meal.

Category: Mayday prank SMS

7. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that the bacteria were infected on May Day because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are striding through your body. .....

Category: Mayday prank blessing SMS

8. I wish you a happy May Day: double your bonus, further develop your career, be more popular, be healthier and have more beautiful women around you.

Classification: mobile phone short message May Day blessing for all.

I heard that a strange thing happened during May Day this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe everything I saw: the pig was actually reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human!

Category: May Day funny blessing SMS

10, Labor Day, the new telecom function test is free this month. Please press any number key to test your intelligence. ..........................................................................................................................................

Classification: May Day Blessing SMS

1 1, May Day, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? That is, K gives you lessons, T kicks your legs, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

Classification: May Day Blessing SMS in 2005

12, what should I do if I am hungry on May Day? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

Classification: May Day Blessing SMS in 2005

13, may day thinking of you is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will do forever; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, what happened just now was lying to you.

May 1 humorous blessing message

14, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I told you it was okay. Happy May Day!

May 1 mobile phone short message greeting

15, you have an angelic appearance, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy International Labor Day

May day blessing message

16, it is late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day. You may have fallen asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you ... I really want to tell you ... Happy May Day. ...

Mobile phone short message May Day blessing short message

17, glorious work! It's shameful not to work! Let's all go to work first, and I'll come later! .

May Day Blessing SMS in 2005

18, your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, and my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Happy International Labor Day

May Day Blessing SMS in 2005

19, I heard that you had a heavy burden on your shoulders and stayed up all night. I wish you a happy May Day …

May day, the whole person's mobile phone short message blessing

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy International Labor Day