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1. In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age did not matter. But now, as long as the feelings are true, gender is not an issue.

2. There was once a true love in front of me, but I didn’t cherish it. If I could do it all over again... I would choose Li Bai.

3. From having nothing at the beginning of the year to being penniless at the end of the year, never forget your original intention and remain consistent.

4. If you think the person you like also likes you, it only means that you have a rich imagination.

5. We can row without twin oars, and we can sail without wind direction. After all, our life depends entirely on waves.

6. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

7. Falling in a wrong relationship is like wetting the bed. It warms you for a while and cools the quilt for a while.

8. Thoughts can be dirty, but life must be healthy, because only a strong body can support a dirty soul!

9. There is no love for no reason in the world. There is no hate for no reason, but there is fatness for no reason!

10. There are generally two consequences for running a red light, either one minute faster than others, or a lifetime faster than others.

11. When men have cigarettes and wine, they also have stories; when women have money and beauty, they also have tragedies.

12. My dear, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even when riding a boat, let alone riding two boats.

13. Yesterday, I fought with the mosquito all night and ended up in a draw. It didn’t eat enough and I didn’t sleep well.

14. If God wants to cause people to perish, he must first make them crazy; if God wants to make people crazy, he must first make them buy a house.

15. If you are fat, eat less, and if you are sleepy, go to bed early. If you are poor, earn more, and stay away from others. If you don’t save yourself, God will be in trouble.

16. If life deceives you, don’t be sad, don’t be sad, tomorrow will be the same anyway.

17. Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; life is like a play, I always get in trouble; life is like a song, I always go out of tune; life is like a battlefield, I always get off track!

18. In this ruthless age, if you want others to never forget you, the best way is to not pay back the money you owe.

Nineteen. Thinking back to the time when my waist was small and now it is all sluggish

I finally understand a truth in this life: a person is an iron rice, a steel bed, and a magnet.

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10. Someone just said to me, "You will become the richest man in the world." It felt like my life had been spoiled, and it was annoying to death.

21. Senior brother, do you know?

Second Senior Brother’s meat is now more expensive than Master’s!

Twenty-two. The one riding the white horse is not necessarily a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, sometimes it is a birdman.

Twenty-three.

I started to make money when I was a teenager. From having nothing to being penniless, from struggling to be penniless to being heavily in debt, this is me. Different fireworks, I am me, I get angry when I see it.

Twenty-four. No matter how difficult or painful it is, just treat yourself as one

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Five, no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as one

Two-skinned face.

Twenty-five. No one always has smooth sailing. In fact, you are not lonely. Look at the friends around you, aren’t they all hanging out together because of failure?

Twenty-six. Some people are good at geography, some are good at physics, some are good at history, some are good at mathematics, some are good at Chinese, some are good at English, and some are good at chemistry. I'm in a good mood.

Twenty-seven. Jack Ma once said: A man's career and appearance are inversely proportional. I couldn't bear to look in the mirror. It seemed that I was destined to accomplish nothing in my life.

Twenty-eight. I ordered a shark's fin fried rice. I used three pairs of chopsticks to find the shark's fin. Can you tell me where the shark's fin is? The chef said, my name is shark's fin.

Twenty-nine. Someone asked me how to survive alone in this materialistic society. I answered with one word "poor".

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10. Everyone is like this: I don’t know where my love comes from, and it goes deep. But I am different. I am like: I don’t know where my money is going, and I am completely penniless.