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The year is approaching, silly boy is going to visit his father-in-law. What worries people is that others are stupid and say stupid things! Later, his wife came up with an idea and said, don't gossip when you go. My father likes growing flowers and plants. If you go, praise his flowers and plants. If you apply some flower fertilizer, it is estimated that it will be more charming! Silly boy will keep it in mind when he listens. In a blink of an eye, when I went to pay a New Year call, I got into my uncle's house. This is really a lot of flowers and plants. This silly boy praised one by one, and made an old father-in-law laugh from ear to ear, thinking that my uncle was really stupid. Can this be called stupidity? The whole family gathered around and prepared to pack jiaozi. His sister-in-law was a child's house and accidentally broke a porcelain basin, which was unlucky for the New Year. At this moment, silly boy has something to say again. Oh! What a pity! What a pity! If you don't break this pot today, apply some fertilizer and water more in spring, and it is estimated that it will grow into an extra large pot! Hearing this, his wife thought, this is stupid again, but she can't help it! Everyone held back their laughter, but his sister-in-law was a child! I couldn't hold my breath and smiled. Hearing this, the silly boy had the opportunity to show off and began to speak again. Oh, what a pity! You fart badly. If it is fertilized and watered more in spring, it is estimated that it will grow into thunder! The new year is coming, silly boy is going to pay a New Year call. This idiot is always reassuring! His wife warned him not to feel ashamed there, as if he hadn't eaten for 800 years. If you have something in your mouth, don't keep stuffing it! It's not easy for this silly boy to listen to it. Anyway, he has food in his mouth! When I went to my husband's house, everyone accompanied him to eat and drink, and a plate of walnuts was served. The silly boy quickly put one of them into his mouth, but no matter how hard it is, it won't melt! Everyone advised him to say, eat! Silly boy said, you eat, you eat, my mouth is still full! After eating all day, silly boy didn't eat a walnut! At that time, on the way home, his daughter-in-law was very happy when she saw it, saying that it was broken with a small bell and then showed it to him! Oh! Silly boy finally understood! With the first year's experience, the silly boy is mentally prepared. He prepared a small hammer in advance and put it in his arms. The first dish, a dish of persimmons, is round and red. Silly boy thought, well, this time he tried to trick me into not eating for a day, and there was no way out. He took tools out of his pocket and smashed them with a bang! Silly boy went to his parents' house to pay New Year's greetings and ate jiaozi. That's delicious. Silly boy swallowed it all at once! After dinner, I can't even bend over! Go home slowly with the help of your wife! Accidentally, a jiaozi jumped out of his throat. I stepped on it with my foot and realized that it was mutton stuffing! The silly boy said sadly, hey, I have to eat three more bowls of mutton stuffing anyway! The year is approaching, and the silly boy is going to pay a New Year call, but he is silly. When you open your mouth, you will see the flaw. His family was worried to death, so he gave him thirty taels of silver to go out to study! Learn this and learn there! When I went out, I saw a fisherman who was angry there. I haven't caught a fish for a long time. Open your mouth and say, well, there is no fish in a pit of water! Hearing this, the silly boy hurried up and said, don't go fishing. I will give you twelve taels of silver. How about you teach me this? As long as the fisherman thinks it's a good deal, teach him everything! After learning this, the silly boy walked on, just in time, crossing the single-plank bridge alone, making a mistake in the middle, frowning and saying, a double bridge is not as good as a single-plank bridge! When the silly boy heard this, he thought it was not bad, so he said, How about I let you go first and give you twelve taels of silver to teach me to say this? As soon as the man thought it was a good idea, he taught him! Learning words, silly boy walked on, just in time for a dung picker to be chased by a dog. Looking back, he said, look at your old dog, you yi tooth, and I'll give you a dung hairpin! Hearing this, the silly boy rushed forward and said, How about you teach me and I'll give you twelve taels of silver? It's a good idea to pick up dung. Just tell him everything! After buying these three sentences, the silly boy went home happily. I went to my uncle's house. Because I am a new uncle, many people bother him and give him a glass of water without tea. He remembered the first sentence and said, Oh, it's good to have no fish in a pit! Everyone listened, not bad, but also know that there is no fish, stupid! Give him a chopstick when eating. As soon as he thought of the second sentence, he said, double bridges are better than single trees! When everyone heard this, this new son-in-law was good, but she was all stupid! His father-in-law felt a little distressed and came out to persuade him to stop making trouble and come to dinner! When this silly boy saw it, he remembered the third sentence and said to his father-in-law, look at your old dog, you yi tooth, and I'll give you a dung hairpin! There are many more in /show_topic.aspx? forumid = 533 16 1 & amp； Topic =1217517 Happy Year of the Ox.