Classic sentences of Qq message humor

The only thing in the world that you can get for nothing is poverty, and the only thing that you can make out of nothing is a dream. The following are the classic sentences about qq message humor that I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

1. Find someone who can make you laugh. I'm not for you. I can only make you cry.

2. I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

3, wife, wife, I love you, just as mice love rice, and you love rice. Mice eat rice, and I keep my wife in my heart.

4. Weigh yourself every time. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

5. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they are down. I just closed the well.

6. I am not smart, beautiful or gentle, but I love you more than just talking about it.

Hawking's story tells us that learning physics well comes at a price.

8. Chastity varies from person to person. For example, people will praise a girl as a virgin, but they will also laugh at a boy as a virgin.

I envy you being with the person you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me.

10, I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

1 1, happiness, can it not be as short as a rainbow?

12, the only thing in the world that can be gained for nothing is poverty, and the only thing that can be made out of nothing is dreams.

13, I paid for my mobile phone for a week, and when I got it back, I found that the games were all cleared.

14, after calculating the salary increase, you will find that you are even worse than a pig!

15, one day I changed the automatic reply to then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.

16, the exam is not about falling in love, please don't flirt. The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.

17, in love life, what is more terrible than not finding a sense of security is not finding a condom.

18, eyes are astringent, because tears are turbid and love is astringent, because of the persistence of deception.

19, my friend said that the second half-price advertisement single dog said that he was hurt. I said single dog, that's your business, and we single pigs said it's just right to eat two.

20. Don't always talk about my face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not novel.

2 1. Why don't I have an amazing deskmate, but my deskmate does?

22. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

23. Don't think that returning to your space after breaking up is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit.

24. I have a specialty, that is, every time I do a math problem, I can count for half a day and then avoid the correct answer very accurately.

25, don't grab things from me, although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

What I hate is that you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.

27. Teacher: Xiaoming, do you know why you want to take a geography class? Xiaoming: Because there is no justice.

28. During the Warring States Period, Fan Ju was the earliest recorded person suffering from procrastination. He said: revenge is never too late for a gentleman.

29. On the long journey of life, we almost passed by. You gently hold my hand. I wish these warm hands could hold me forever!

30. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

3 1, I like you, it's none of your business. I'll try it if I like it.

Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will jump on you without hesitation.

33. I just fell asleep that day and received a text message: I fell asleep in the wrong position and fell asleep again.

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

35. We are old if we are not crazy, and we are crazy if you are not old!

36, the pain of myopia: ten meters away from hermaphroditism, twenty meters away from people and animals, thirty meters away from six parents do not recognize.

37. When I love you, you are a stone; When I hate you, you are a zombie!

38. Men can run by men. If you lean against a tree, it will fall down. You can't run by yourself.

39. Everyone has a dark side. If you say you are simple, I can only say that you are not human!

40. Old people can't kill children, women and men.

4 1, I'll go Who are the fast men this year? They look as if they were joking with the singer.

42. You can't laugh at your mobile phone at home, and your parents will think you are in love.

43, abnormal condition should be early, if it comes too late, happiness will not be so happy.

44, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

45. Who are you making that face with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

46, some people, knowing that falling in love will hurt, still have to love.

47. There is a competition. I don't wash my hair for a few days and my scalp itches. When you caught it, you were burned to death.

48. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!

49. All the stupid words in the world exist to show your IQ.

50. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans in the world? Students answer: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Boiling Goat, Lazy Goat.

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