I still remember the joke played on April Fool's Day.

I still remember the joke played on April Fool's Day.

I still remember the joke played on April Fool's Day. April fool's day is coming, and we all want to play tricks on others. Playing some harmless jokes is actually a way to enhance feelings. Let's take a look at the jokes played on April Fool's Day.

I still remember the jokes played on April Fool's Day: 1 1. They all say that pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.

Your saliva has been running for a long time. Can you accept it? It's all under my feet

I want to tell you a secret. Today is April Fool's Day. Sorry, you have been cheated.

I hate you very much and love you very much. Why did you leave me? All because I accidentally lost you-my dearest money.

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as April 1 day, you are the first person I think of. Who told me that today is your holiday?

7. Someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig." I was furious after hearing this! I know you! How insulting! I'm sorry about that pig!

8. I said: You are a pig, and you said: I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally can't help shouting: I'm not a pig.

9. Red sweet is watermelon, talkative is cucurbitaceae, quack is frog, and reading information is a fool. Those who only look and don't talk are dumb!

10, this is a magical message. Starting from your 30th birthday, you can live a long life by reading on time at 0: 00 every night! See the 25550th time and it will take effect!

1 1. It only takes a short minute to like someone. When I first saw you, I knew you were the one I wanted in my life.

12 Dear, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price!

13, cowardice is not your nature, patience is not your destiny, silence makes you get into trouble, and reserve is your heart disease. Whoever dares to disrespect you again, I will definitely let you bite him!

14, the sky was so clear and the sun was so bright. You were standing on the blue beach, and I stabbed you with a bucket. Hey, this little turtle, its shell is quite hard!

15, the moon hangs in the sky, the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon is worried, Cowherd and Weaver Girl are in love, and there is a fool who doesn't talk and squints at the phone.

16. With this product, you don't need to take medicine or be hospitalized. Your eyes will get bigger immediately, you can see things more clearly, and the price is very low. Have you guessed what product it is? Haha, magnifying glass! Happy April Fool's Day!

17, hey, when you see the news, take 1 million with you and go to the back hill alone. Don't call the police, or we'll kill the tickets. Remember not to call the police and don't get angry. Haha, friend, I'm just kidding you! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, listeners, welcome to the weather forecast. Since April 1 day, there will be thunderstorms in our city, with more lightning phenomena. I would like to remind you that you should wear your mobile phone on your head when you go out, and the mobile phone charger should be placed behind you for lightning protection! Never!

19, teach you a happy spell: Ansizhu Ansizhu, Ansizhu's bamboo, Ansizhi's pure bamboo. Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

20. Hello, I have a way to let you live in a good house, drive a good car and have inexhaustible money. You don't have to go to work with zero risk. I'll tell you now, don't tell anyone! The solution is: dream!

2 1, there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called yearning, and someone will finish reading the message!

22, slightly silly, slightly silly, slightly silly, silly, silly, silly, thunderous, silly invincible. March has come, and your fool index has soared, which is close to the limit. April fool's day, you are stupid, you are happy!

23, throwing bricks to attract jade to become rich; It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, and you become crazy; It is a waste to destroy treasures outside; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool, have fun!

24. One-and-a-half-catty Erguotou, two-year-old veteran in love, three-year-old eating and drinking, gambling and smoking, and four-year-old cheating and stealing. This person is young and promising. When he grows up, he has a low IQ. He knows that this person is you, and he still insists on seeing the end. Admire! Admire!

25. It's absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it's foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

26. I like you very much, because you are cute! You are very kind, really, but I have to give you up because you are too expensive for me! You are so noble, only those rich people can get you! You are really too expensive, a pig costs 250!

27. Yesterday, I was "referring to the deer as a horse", but today I am "flattering", often "single-handedly", occasionally "recruiting", abandoning "childhood friends", making friends who are neither donkey nor horse, going to work "spiritually" and leaving work "in love", and being blind.

28. Your understanding of the importance of learning is not deep enough, but I have a deep understanding. I heard that you are often absent-minded and doze off in class, which can't be done!

29. Weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow. I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this kind of mood, it will become a big dream at night and the mood will continue to decrease. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you. In order that I can sleep peacefully tomorrow and stop thinking about you, you can give my face back the money, so I won't miss you so much.

30. Don't bother me when you are sad; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

Remember the joke played on April Fool's Day 2 1. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as April 1 day, you are the first person I think of. Who told me today is your holiday!

I dreamed of you last night: we strolled by the river and snuggled together. You looked up at my eyes and spit out three words affectionately ... woof woof woof. ...

On the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man nervously say: the child is not mine!

4. Jade Emperor: Now the Heaven will hear the case of Erlang God's roaring dog QQ Chang 'e Jade Rabbit and call the defendant! Hey! Whistling dog! Call you! Still reading text messages!

5, three pigs are quarreling, the boss scolds: You are so boring, you can only send messages! The second child scolded: how boring you are! You play dirty jokes every day! But the most boring thing is the third child, who just looks at it and doesn't send it.

6. There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it after losing it. If you give me another chance, I will say four words to that girl: leave me alone!

7. There is a yearning, a love, a beauty, an agreement and a greeting.

I want to give you an unexpected gift! Oh? Great kiss! Thank you! No, no ... I gave you the germs of the cold these days! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. New use of mobile phone: The applicable population is "young women". Usage: "Turn the mobile phone into vibration, put it in the left and right coat pockets in turn, and dial it several times." On the tenth day, the chest is not negotiable!

10, you accompany me through the streets and escort me. Passers-by praised you for being handsome, which made me happy. I sincerely thank "the dog rewards two bones at night".

1 1, it's wood that makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages, and fools who read text messages.

12, I dreamed of you last night: you walked around me happily, I leaned down, you stretched out your head happily, I took out a candy, you were happy: Wang Wang. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

13, urgent reminder: there may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you. For lightning protection, remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, today April Fool's Day, I was awarded the Fool's Medal, and I was in a good mood, barking like a puppy. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

15, tea, drink strong enough to smell particularly good; Road, you must come through thick and thin; People should have deep feelings and love until the next life; Pig's feet, fresh! Hey! This one with a mobile phone is not bad

16, two cows are eating grass. One of them said; "We won't be infected by the recent epidemic of mad cow disease, will we?" The other end of the phone said; "No, we are kangaroos." Already crazy!

17, Friar Sand said I have changed! Bajie said I had changed! Wukong said I've changed! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see a phone call on my way to the Western Heaven. Monsters read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, believe it or not, April Fool's Day is there, neither early nor late; You said, or didn't, that stupid man is there, not far away; You laugh, or you don't laugh, the information is here, neither long nor short. Fool others, or be fooled by others Happy April Fool's Day!

19, I wish you a high position, light responsibility, more money and less trouble, being close to home, waking up naturally every day, cramping your salary, and getting a raise if others work overtime!

20. To tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left and then at the right. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

2 1. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead, and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

22. Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sun is so bright, you stand on the blue sea, and I poke you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard!

23. You are so powerful that you can gallop all over the world. I don't know whether to be sad or happy for you. Well, you have this damn mad cow disease, and there's nothing you can do.

24. "I can't put it down" means that I like it too much to put it down, so you should say "I can't put it down" to the person you like loudly. Try to shout a few more times, it will work.

25. In the military training under the tree that year, the company commander said: Count off! You looked at the company commander in surprise, and the company commander said loudly, Count off! So you reluctantly went to the tree and held it.

26. I plugged my ears, clenched my trembling hands and shook my head frequently. I can't believe how you got into a mental hospital!

27. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei's, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang's, my love is deeper than Lu's and my affection is longer, but my promise is still empty than the Monkey King's.

April Fool's Day is coming. I say hello to you. Please have a light meal. I won't refuse to invite you. Remember the location. Outside my house, go east 100 meters, and turn right when you see the road. Hey hey, that yellow dog just finished pulling. Stupid! Happy April Fool's Day!

29. If you are cheated today, it means that you are popular and not cheated, that everyone loves you dearly, that you cheat, that you can play, that you don't cheat, that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

30. Do you know? I think about you day and night. I want to sleep while eating, I want to work, I want to. I really want to say to you: pay back the money quickly! Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1, the wolf came to the pigsty, and the mother pig arranged: the big pig went to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. Dust off innocence, bind up liveliness, release freedom, package wisdom, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little stupidity and walk the rivers and lakes. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

33, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, skipping small steps, sweet smile. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

34. April Fool's Day gives you several "most" dresses: online "fooling"; Food: sauerkraut is "stupid"; Music: "Fool" Pier; Dancer: beauty "fool"; Blessing: Happy April Fool's Day!

35. Run, run, get rid of Zhang San and Li Si, and the rest of the princes are still sleeping in. I just want to get up early with full blessings, send a happy signal and blow a happy bubble. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

36. Since that meeting, one of my eyes has never left you. I am fortunate to be your beauty. I miss you this time. Homesickness is like a river with scattered memories and happy hearts. Speaking of which, today is April Fool's Day.

37. Actually. Oh, forget it. Let's not talk about it. Hehe, does this sentence bother you very much? I'll give it to you for free Take advantage of today's April Fool's Day to tell people around him that he must not sleep at night.

38. Quick identification method of fool SMS: the receiver is "stupid" every year, the respondent is "stupid" every month, the sender is "stupid" every day, the depositor is "stupid" all the time, and the deletion person is not "stupid". Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

39.ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork.

40, April Fool's Day three from four virtues: from the recent beginning, from the most intimate relationship, from the temper; Students can be fooled, colleagues can be fooled, close friends can be teased and lovers can be entertained.

The joke played on April Fool's Day is still fresh in my memory. It has just been recognized. Let's congratulate it! !

April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for swindlers to tell the truth.

3. I can finally confess to the person I like. What are you afraid of on April Fool's Day anyway? Come on, duck!

On April Fool's Day, the school actually let us go to class! The more you think about it, the more wrong it is. Don't! We can't be fooled

If I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yi's girlfriend?

6. On April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and be silly occasionally.

April is not good for you. It lied to you on the first day.

8. Are you in love? Prepare the bride price first and get a nail machine series. If I am not sincere, I will go with others.

9. For the record, I take all April Fool's jokes seriously.

10, I unilaterally announced the cancellation of April Fool's Day this year. 202 1 has been silly all year, and this day is not bad.

1 1, April Fool's Day is a day for joking and telling the truth.

12, I like you. If you are not, then happy April Fool's Day. If you are, then wish us a happy first day.

13, today is April Fool's Day, and the teacher will definitely ask everyone to take online classes. Don't believe rumors.

14, "Would you like to be my sun?" "I do?" "Then please keep 97 kilometers with me."

15, I like you, the first sentence is false, and the second sentence is also false.

16, the closest I got to 5 million was in an afternoon, when I got stuck side by side with an armored car.

17, there are so many jokes, and they are all sincere.

18, you stood in the crowd, and your long hair was blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off. ...

19, I just saw a person who looks like you. I ran over like crazy and remembered that there was no you in this city, so I slowed down and put down my bricks.

20. I can forgive lying today. What's wrong with you?

2 1, April Fool's Day passed before my confession.

22. Today's April Fool's Day, accept all confessions, and take seriously all those who praise me handsome and criticize me. Thank you.

Today is April Fool's Day. Can everyone play something technical, such as charging me 100, so let me guess who gave it to me. Knowing the apple: April Fool's Day = cheating, because: April Fool's Day no one confessed to me, so: everyone likes me.

24. "My wife used to be very mean to me, so I let her learn Sanda and Judo." "What about now?" "Much better now. Give me a bow before you hit me! "

25. I desperately looked for you at night. I waited for you naked. I couldn't stay in bed without you. Only you can make me comfortable. Where are you ... pajamas.

26. "You must hide recently." "Why?" "Because there have been pigs stolen recently, I am afraid that you will lose them."