Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - Please help me translate it into Guangzhou vernacular ~30 minutes ~

Please help me translate it into Guangzhou vernacular ~30 minutes ~

Even the mobile phone is willing to pay.

Important personality message received 5 to.

Five important GE people .. Text messages .. received a lot of calls.

Is it arranged by Ge Shen 'an?

The cell phone died, and the dead moved.

I finally got in touch with you today ...

Every time I talk to you ... I feel happy.

I forgot to bask in everything about Happy Brother.

However, the heart enters the side, and the middle is 5 happiness.

I'm surprised that you will leave me at once.

You said that the tortoise loved smelly balls all his life.

After listening to what Zuo said, I was very moved and happy.

It is so resistant to the feeling of being far away. ......

A day with you is meaningless.

Everyone knows that you are happy and you will be happy.

Like a few happy people.

The charm of stinky ball is really playing ... it can make turtles happy.

That's why stinky balls are great. ....

Fool, I've been tying you up.

Whenever the environment

I love you. I love you.

My only Ge wife, five.

My only wife forever.

I love you ... I love you very much. ........