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Christmas Eve, Christmas greetings, how to reply?

1, Christmas, New Year, Spring Festival, 38385 ... Haha! I mean, all the blessings of sex? I want to say: Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas Eve!

2. Do you know Christmas? Take my socks! Yes! Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas Eve!

3. Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, ask me, tell me, tell me, tell me: Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas Eve!

4. Urgent notice: As there is no chimney in my house, I can send gifts home. Please close the window before you go to bed tonight, and then close the window after I deliver the gift-I want to steal it. Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas Eve!

5, God said: the so-called happiness, health, and a good job position help trusted friends! I said hope: Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas Eve!

6. Home thanks friends. I support holding awards before Christmas. I will provide you with free RMB and Christmas Eve SMS worth 10 cents.

7. I want to say happily that I am a romantic Christmas Eve, and my chance has finally come-happiness is more like pig gas!

8. Christmas message: Last night, I didn't put any socks in my account-please be sure to check six credit card accounts! Hey, hey, Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas Eve!

9. I hope to be healthy and happy forever in the dead of winter, just like a kettle. Even if my ass burns red, I will whistle happily and be happy with my nose. Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas Eve!

10 I have three colors in my eyes and nine roses in my mouth. I picked two stars at the top of the crescent moon. Before the lightning speed of ten auspicious clouds: Merry Christmas and Happy Christmas Eve! Do you want me to enjoy Christmas?