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April fool's day classic funny prank sentences

1. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and cuteness, and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair!

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. Lie on the grass when you are free and watch you eat grass gently!

I had a dream last night that you fell into a stinking pit. After climbing up, you said: I was so happy at last, even the pit was delicious.

4. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times.

5. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now the bacteria are in uniform, full of energy and lined up neatly, striding through your body. ...

6. Someone told me that you are as smart as a pig, and I was furious after listening to it! ! I understand you! ! So defiled I'm sorry, pig

7. Since I met you, you should know your place in my heart. Except for you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different because you are two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Dorsey, you were admitted to the uncivilized class of the department of barbarism at Niujing University in the United States. Please take your stupidity and strange diseases to the American Dung Hall on the street of No.9 Road-Titanic.

9. I haven't seen some ideas for days. Recently, the body can be safe and healthy; After a hard day at work, don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Although you are an ungrateful person, I can remember you in my heart. It's okay to be idle anyway. I should send you a message just to feed the pigs with chaff. Happy April Fool's Day!

10. tips for self-test of vital capacity: bend your head and inhale after farting, and then carefully check whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, we should strengthen training according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

9. Happy April Fool's Day! There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message! Happy April Fool's Day.

10 Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout at the wild advertisement above. My illness may be saved.

1 1. I saw you in the street. You are with someone. I saw at a glance that he was not a good man. He's been patting your ass behind you. I said to him angrily, stop the donkey driver in front! Happy April Fool's Day.

12. Special message: The switch will automatically start the timer and report the weather forecast continuously from an instant.

13, forward this message 3 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and it will cost 3 yuan! Happy April Fool's Day.

14, it's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who want money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages, and fools who read text messages. Happy April Fool's Day.

15, you are as angry as an angel; You dance like a swan stretching yourself; You walk like a mandarin duck doing sports. Your charm hides a knife, and your charm is better than a cat; To tell the truth, you are as beautiful as a demon! Happy April Fool's Day!

16, when Tang Priest took three disciples to have a rest for a while, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie for a look and said angrily, you pig head, you still have leisure to read text messages!

April Fool's Day prank SMS April Fool's Day SMS

You are my heart, you are my liver, you are my baby; You are my intestine, you are my stomach, and you are my constant comfort; You are my hand, you are my back, you are the back of my hand; Happy April Fool's Day to my dog!

Borrow clothes from Baiyun and wings from a bird, and you are the angel's brother-birdman! Happy April Fool's Day!

Because some people will deliberately listen to a song, and you have surpassed the meaning of a song to me. I can't help telling you the name of this song-pig song! Don't think too much. Happy April Fool's Day.

Teacher: "Use Yushu to make sentences." Student: "A well-proportioned person just sent a short message." Teacher: "Be a beautiful animal again." Student: "A beautiful lady received a short message." Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

Your quality is as strong as plum blossom, your personality is as subtle as glacier, you have convincing connotation, and you are amazingly cool, so we respectfully call you "Mei Chuan Inner Cool"! Happy April Fool's Day!

The first part: the wise SHEN WOO, commander in chief of 100,000 navy divisions in Tianhe Town; The bottom line: charming, ignoring the 3,000 fairy Zhong Chang 'e's horizontal approval: Happy Bajie Festival! Idiot, what do you think of the couplets written by my grandson? Happy April Fool's Day!

Do you have a TV there? Watch CCTV 1, the White House was bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police blocked the whole Washington, 19 people died, 32 people were injured,1/people were missing … 1 people were cheated! Happy holidays!

It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell; Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and cross the rubicon is a decisive battle; Romance is romance, giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication; If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

Send you a basket of fruits: a gourd like your figure, a watermelon like your face, a strawberry like your nose, a litchi like your youth bean, a pistachio like your eyes, and a durian like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!

Don't think that building a city is settlement; Don't think that sowing seeds is a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At a critical moment, such as today, on this special day, you are my first thought.

A person can always be with me, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called fools! Wish you a happy holiday!

The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more natural and unrestrained! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

When something happens, I will be so busy that I will be dizzy; When I'm fine, I'm bored; My favorite thing to do is to miss you and send you messages, because another fool has seen my news.

April Fool's Day, 1, I will send you a happy tiger to make you happy to play with you, and I will also send you a happy tiger to accompany you to the end of happiness. Do you want to be a fool on April Fool's Day, believe it or not? Happy April Fool's Day!

I want to call you on this special day, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?

I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe that April Fool's Day is not appropriate. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, is the sound true? Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you success and don't be fooled.

I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I don't like famous pigs, but I like fools. This is a matter of success or failure. Fools know that if you don't believe it, fools will be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day

After in-depth observation, I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through the eastern time and space, face to face with you, get a legal report and tell the truth: I love you, CCTV!

You hate me, who let me live on the earth? You think I am ugly. Who can't compare me with you? You think I'm stupid. Who let today be April Fool's Day? Would you like to spend April Fool's Day with me, an ugly and stupid person?

April Fool's Day prank message

1. You have passed or not, but April Fool's Day is there, which is both pleasant and pleasant. No matter whether you hide or not, the tricks are all there, overwhelming; Believe it or not, you will be fooled. Be happy first. Silently being whole, fighting back.

This is the last short message I can send with my mobile phone. I finally left the most precious thing to you, because there is a sentence I have always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge!

3. In ancient times, fools were destined for the vernal equinox. Everything changed suddenly to fool people, wake up hibernating creatures, and tell them that spring comes from the heart. Fools should not be too proud, don't be too sad to be fooled, all purposes are happy, and all fools are happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

If you are ugly, please call110; Please call120 if you are in poor health; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone and discuss it in detail. Happy April Fool's Day!

God said to grant me a wish, and I said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. On reflection, he said, I'll look at the globe again. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Special reminder, beware of five kinds of people today: those who have nothing to invite you to dinner, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say that the leader asks you to have a meeting, and those who always giggle at the mobile phone. What about you? Are you still smiling? Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Say hello, say hello. Even if I make fun of you, you should laugh. It's not bad to be a fool. Confusion is very important. Great wisdom is a treasure, people are friendly and easy to make friends, April Fool's Day is laughed at, and everyone who is happy applauds. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Walking in the Jianghu on April Fool's Day, there are 36 tricks to cultivate the indestructible body of King Kong. If you are cheated, you should fight back. When you meet an honest man, you should take the initiative. When you are alone, don't hesitate. When you meet a sly one, run away while you can. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. April Fool's Taboo: Don't laugh at everyone, don't believe everything, don't be careless, don't invite people casually, don't use bad brains, don't buy lottery tickets, and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

10. You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are the second generation fool!

1 1. It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, and you become crazy; It is a waste to destroy treasures outside; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool, have fun!

12. April Fool's Day, the reason for cheating is justified. It is normal for a master to be fooled by a fool. There are many tricks, and fools are laughed at by fools. Intelligence quotient is high or low, stupidity is the same. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Be vigilant on April Fool's Day, and be afraid of being recruited when you receive a text message. It is hard to predict whether it is foolish to treat guests and give gifts. Friends and relatives can't be trusted, and fools are not responsible for April Fool's Day. Finally, I had to smile, and the fool was eliminated by his gratitude and resentment. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. I know you talk about hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. There are many short messages on April Fool's Day, and my blessing is the best. I have no worries immediately after receiving it, and I have less pain after reading it. You can still get a high salary when forwarding, and you will definitely pick up money when sending in groups. Fool's joke can make you angry, grasp the scale without playing tricks, and treat each other sincerely in a good mood!

16. I really miss you. I'll call you. Your smile, your shame, your kindness ... last year today, you brought us laughter. Today is April Fool's Day, I won't fool you, I'll just watch. Happy April Fool's Day!

17. On April Fool's Day, people are stupid and laugh happily. Do everything possible to prevent traps. If you fall for it, you shouldn't. Cheating money and cheating can't be played, and obeying the law is the most important thing. Reflect the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, and you and I are happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

18. If it is the Spring Festival, I should wish you a happy New Year; If it is labor day, I will say that workers are the most beautiful; If it is April Fool's Day, I will say that you are really cool; It's Halloween, I want to hold you down and say: ghost!

19. A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

20. This short message is specially made for April Fool's Day. Smart people will become stupid and cute when they receive it. Fools get smart when they receive it. Whether you get rid of it successfully or not, you will get a piece of luck. May you be "stupid" and "stupid" happy!

2 1. Spring Festival, too festive, Lantern Festival, a little noisy, March 8, has passed, counting, today's festival is the best for you, all the blessings are sent to you, happy April Fool's Day!

22. In the final pK of the first Super Fool Challenge, the candidates are as follows: 1, Chang 'e who flew to the moon; 2. Kuafu chases the sun; 3. jingwei of reclamation; 4. Gong Yu who moved mountains. Vote, you can recommend yourself! Happy April Fool's Day!

The bell reminds people to sleep in a beautiful dream. I opened it in a hurry and took a look. This showed that I was late, so I ran out soon. When I arrived at the factory, I saw one. Fools and fools fill my heart, and now I just want April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day worries me. I want a fool for no reason. Smart people are everywhere, and no one will take the bait. Looking back for Borenmei, I had to somersault on the spot. May you have a happy April Fool's Day and never worry!

25. When you are sad, don't bother me; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

26. Tell my wife the good news. When I went out today, I met a good thing and found 1000 yuan. I can't help crying and laughing. Today, I predicted the zodiac, and everything went smoothly. Don't laugh, silly wife, it's easy to pick up money. I wish my wife a giggle on April Fool's Day!

27. April Fool's Day, you should be careful; Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

28. I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish! Happy April Fool's Day!

29. It is wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

3 1. Look at the earthquake news, it is a strong source this afternoon. 7-8 earthquake, don't covet outdoor activities. Be careful of the earthquake, you will die. Take the whole family to bask in the sun, safety first, silly. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. Call you an idiot, you can read, call you an idiot, you will be angry, call you an idiot, you will reply to text messages, call you a log, and you will look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

33. A wise man can move mountains, a fool is as happy as a fairy, and you are the stupidest. Stupid love is as sweet as honey. I wish you and your lover are stupid together. April Fool's Day is an idiot's holiday. Happy April Fool's Day.

34. The quality of short messages depends on the curative effect. Stare at this message for 20 seconds. Look: Is your speech clear, your mind is not lacking, your nerves are normal, and your IQ is not zero? That's right. Haha, look at the effect more. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

35. Are you worried about being fooled on April Fool's Day? Then you should be vigilant, look around before going out, look around when you meet people, and walk lightly to prevent slipping. Let's go. When you see the police, don't forget to hide. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

36. I know you are never superstitious, but it is expected that April Fool's Day is not suitable for anything. The sound of wind and rain is the sound of reading, and the sound is unbelievable! Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day 1 April Fool's Day, I wish you a successful fool, and don't be fooled.

37. Slightly stupid, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, stupid, extremely stupid, extremely stupid, furious, thunderous and invincible. April 1 has come, and your fool index has soared, which is close to the limit standard. April fool's day, you are stupid, you are happy!

38.6 1 day is April Fool's Day. In order to prevent people from being cheated, our company decided to take a day off without deducting wages and bonuses. Special reminder: please don't go out and run around on this day. Please forward it to each other!

39. April Fool's Day is coming in a few days. Here, I remind you to be careful! Don't worry, I won't lie to you. How could I embarrass you, such a lovely pig!

40. Today, let go and enliven, and put aside the rules. A gentleman can go to the beam, and a villain can go out of the wall. The "second child" lit up and the "third child" entered the room. Realize all your dreams, and friends will lie to you without consulting. Happy April Fool's Day!

4 1. Hi ~ I asked you to touch my hand yesterday, and I asked you to touch my mouth today. Maybe tomorrow I will consider letting you feel my hot body. In this drizzly day, I hold you and look at you. I'm really fascinated by your body odor. I love your soul mate.

42. Learn to bear and accept when you grow up. Under questioning and sighing, learn to be strong and learn to face it. Believe in yourself, you, have always been so excellent, I will cheer for you! If you think of April Fool's Day, say, What are you afraid of?

43. Be especially careful today, be careful when you walk or talk, be careful when you invite friends, distinguish between true and false promises, and be careful in everything to avoid being regarded as happy. April Fool's Day is coming, you must not be careless!

44. April Fool's Day: Some people spend money, some people suffer losses, some people are cheated, some people are ignorant, some people cry, some people explode, and some people are unlucky. Only you disagree, because all this, you have already experienced!

45. On the first day of April, I was really excited. Everyone can lie, and lying is right. It's just a sweep of the eyebrows and a lot of accomplices. Don't be upset by being cheated, let's laugh together. Why should I ask? April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a happy holiday and stay away from troubles!

46. The big sand melon is wet, with white and black mud as bait at night, deep-rooted ice wine as wet, and wet mud as lazy at night. Wash the monkey on the stand and watch the fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

47. You left quietly, just like when you came. You rolled up your sleeves and took only one cabbage. Tears of sympathy flowed out of my eyes. I reached out and handed you your bones. Look back: not all dogs love bones, but stupid dogs love Chinese cabbage best. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

48. You don't need anything and you can't be happy. Nothing can be given, nor can blessings be given; Any festival is ok, but today's festival really belongs to you. Happy April Fool's Day!

49. Your hobby is shopping and watching beautiful women drool. My pet is a turtle. It barks like a sheep. Your dream is to be a father without work and rest every day. The holiday is coming, I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

50. Research shows that people with bigger left eyes are smarter than those with bigger right eyes, while people with smaller left feet are good at sports. The study also revealed that those who started looking in the mirror after receiving the text message were clumsy, and those who took off their shoes were also clumsy. Happy April Fool's Day.

April Fool's Day SMS prank.

1, poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this message. Now bacteria are dressed in uniforms, full of energy, lined up neatly, walking through your body with vigorous steps ... 2. Document No.1 of the Central Committee: It is the traditional virtue of China people to respect the elderly and care for the young. In order to better help the disadvantaged groups, we must not bully a fool, call him stupid and fool him on April Fool's Day. Hope to carry it out.

3. The wolf came to the pigsty, which was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Wolf cubs are born vegetarians. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, "boy!" " Hand over the carrots! "

The telephone man fell from the telephone pole. The monitor asked why, and replied, "I can't bear to have one squirrel get into my crotch, and I can't bear to have the other one, but I can't help it when I hear them talking." They say one person and one fruit. "

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is … I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

7, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. In junior high school math class, the teacher talked about equation transformation and shouted at the podium with sleeves: "Attention, students! I'm going to change! ……"

9. You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off ... today is April Fool's Day.

10, a drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by, and a policeman came over: "What's the matter?" Drunk: "I don't know, just arrived."

1 1, you have an angelic appearance, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day.

12, it is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung a jade photo of you on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die. After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run quickly. Happy April Fool's Day!

13, firm, but not stubborn; Trust, but not frivolous; Brave, but not reckless; Lively, but not frivolous; Humor, but not vulgar; Be alert, but not suspicious; A fool, but not a fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, text me, please, text me, send it quickly, I'll wait, hehe, just kidding, today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

15, before April Fool's Day comes, I remind you: Fools should be thorough, don't be popular with fools, the whole person should be hidden, the plan should be careful, cheating depends on text messages, and a lot of them are sent. Fools have a purpose, fools have a meaning, and fools are unprecedented.

16, someone rode into the street, crossed an intersection and dropped his hand. The traffic police exclaimed after seeing it: "Good palm!" Someone waved happily and replied, "Comrades have worked hard!" "

17, April Fool's Day, may you live like a fool with great ability. Wealth has a fool every month. You are stupid in everything you do and everything you eat. After dinner, you laugh and laugh, and your troubles will disappear. Happy April Fool's Day!

18, one day, a fly and its mother had lunch together. The son asked the mother fly, "Why do we eat shit every day?" Mother fly said angrily, "don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot!" " ! ! "

19, four mice brag: a: "I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: "It itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: "I am not practical in the street, only a few times a day; Ding: "It's getting late. Go home and hug the cat. "

20. The miser was on a business trip, afraid that others would steal the wine he had just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: "I vomited too!" " "

2 1, Dear users: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

22. Dear users: Today, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or can't be connected, please fall to the ground as hard as possible, and the mobile phone will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

23. Yesterday, I dreamed that you were wearing a hat and wearing hemp fiber, driving a boat and fishing alone. I woke up in the morning, and I didn't know what to say. I thought it would be your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day to the happy fisherman!

24. You were practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. Weather forecast: RMB will be deposited in this area tonight, sometimes there will be checks in the northwest, and some areas will have gold bars! The meteorological department reminds the public to prepare big sacks and get ready to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day!

26. On this day, please always be vigilant. Be alert to all unknown events that will happen. Remember to use your clever brain to distinguish this day full of deception and innocence. Otherwise, I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

27. The director and the driver go to the show together. At the door, the security guard let the director in and stopped the driver. The driver said indignantly, "He and I are a system. Let me in." The security guard also had to be reasonable: "JJ and Bowles are also in the same system." If the penis goes in, the balls can't go in. " Driver: ...

28. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

29. Since I met you, you should know your place in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are … two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

30. The minister of family planning made a census in the countryside and asked the old farmer, "Do you know why close relatives can't get married?" The old farmer replied with a simple and honest smile: "relatives, hehehehehehehehehehehehe ... hehehe, too familiar, not easy to start!" "