Super classic humorous short message: Do you want to get rich?

Do you want to throw yourself on the ground? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to pay homage to your ancestors? Do you want to be rich? Do you want to get promoted and get rich? Please stop thinking and go to bed early! Women must stand up to lies, perfunctory, deception, forget promises, put everything down, and finally smile and pretend to cry, preferring to believe that there are ghosts in the world rather than men's broken mouths. After investigation, we found a strange phenomenon, that is, some people who often read the short message ranking network have done the following things in the near future: 1, successful love; 2. The business is settled; 3, promotion and wealth; 4. I feel very comfortable; 5. Family harmony; 6. Good health; 7. Everything goes well. This group of people is the brothers and sisters who look first and then look. Chairman Mao taught us: when you see a good post, you should top it! Don't let it sink, let others have a chance to have a happy smile. It is reasonable that Chairman Mao's words are not as good as others'. I heard that you were sentenced to 10 years. I'm surprised that you just farted while swimming and floated a lot of fish, plus 20 divers and 8 submarines. But experts insist that you release chemical weapons, which is really cruel! You will always represent the development direction of China beauty, the direction of China women's wisdom and temperament, and the faithful representative of the most man's dream lover in China. Wow! So you are Theory of Three Represents Theory! I have four basic principles for making friends. I don't pay for those with high IQ, good looks, good heart and thin face. I think you are my best friend! Yeah! Someone is whoring with the chicken, and it's not over yet. The young lady asked for more money, and the man asked for more. The young lady took out the man's jj and said loudly: It's natural to owe money for downtime. That's what China Mobile Unicom did!