Blessing SMS, which asks for details!

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, idiots will finish reading it. Happy Valentine's Day

I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still miss you. Happy Valentine's Day!

You, you, you goblin, poisoned me with your love poison, but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

Dear, yesterday I drank the water from the washbasin, kissed the cat's mouth unconsciously, took the wrong bus and couldn't find my way home. Later, the doctor told me that I was lovesick because of you. Happy Valentine's Day!

Today, I will take you to a warm place: Love City, Love Street, No.520 Miss Road, 13 14 Lane! The landlord is your favorite person, the lease is 10 thousand years, and the rent is the love of your life!

I treat your heart with infatuation. I'm not gonna die. You make me sad. You are my sweetheart. This represents my sincerity. I hope to get your concern and wish you inner happiness! Die mercilessly!

Affectionate as rain, you are a worm in my stomach, you know everything I want, everything is in silence! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you everywhere. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years!

Buy your own roses, forget it, you will be laughed at; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover!

Want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day!

My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

Love letter, I wrote it; I made the call; Roses are from me; Blessing is what I said: Happy white day!

I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

Valentine's day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, this is impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't want you, which is more unfair than Dou E; If I don't send you a text message, it's lightning.

Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed bread is more expensive. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day!

Mud is a short mouth! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

Very reliable. If you don't buy flowers for your wife on Valentine's Day, she will put a handful of dishes in your vase and wait for you to get a feather duster, kneeling keyboard! So be sure to buy flowers to go home!

The script I wrote for you, theme: signal, protagonist: you and me, stage: mobile phone screen, scene: the lights are on, I miss you in the distance, and my thumb is gently pressed out-I miss you, please turn it on and receive it.

On Valentine's Day, I miss you in the distance, hoping to become a homing pigeon and fly to your place, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a bubble on your head!

Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

Since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because my heart and my liver have been "stolen" by you ... Can I chat with my heart and heart members this Valentine's Day?

Dear, help me, my brain terminal is infected by acacia virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed as "I love you". exe”。 Please bring your love to help me detoxify in February 14!

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

If you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose! Qzone

You are my hungry bread, you are my fruit knife for suicide, you are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my life!

Baby, baby, I'm guilty. I didn't buy roses today. Not that it's not important to you. The street is really expensive. I have to wait in line to buy it. I have no money to spend any more.

If you insist on not sending me messages, I will isolate you politically, block you economically, torture you mentally and degrade you in my post. What you do is up to you.

Outside the castle peak building outside the mountain, my brother is as strong as an ox. The spring breeze makes him intoxicated, and he only treats dinosaurs as beautiful girls. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

Buy your own roses, and you will be laughed at if you forget; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle and forget it. If there is no candlestick, use a wine bottle. Burning fried chicken, forget it, no ability; Valentine's day, forget it, go to sleep!

Good morning! Happy Valentine's Day. Give me a diamond ring. It's on sale now, as long as 880 yuan RMB.

Valentine's day, no money; I want to go out for a walk, but I am afraid of being suspected; Honey, we have to watch domestic 007 a hundred times at home.

You are the wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are Hami, I am a melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide! QQ personality grouping

If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you keep blinking, I will die! Happy Valentine's Day!

If you have no lover, haha. We share the same fate. Who said you must have a lover on Valentine's Day? I wish you a happy white day without a lover!

Sauvignon Blanc: The dawn is cold, the night is cold, the lover's holiday is lonely and the shadow is sad. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

Valentine's day is coming. How are you going to spend it? Coax many girls with your glib tone. Do you need my help? I'd love to.

If you don't have a lover, haha, we are the same person. Who said you must have a lover on Valentine's Day? I wish you a happy Valentine's Day without lovers!

I wish you: sleep till dawn every day, get cramps in your hands, spend money to receive gifts, and others work overtime for a raise! -Happy Valentine's Day!

You smile sweetly, like a flower in the spring wind. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

Living in a shack with a loved one is also a kind of paradise. When love talks, just like the chorus of the gods, the whole heaven is intoxicated with Yue Xian.

That day you flew in front of the crow in the sky, and I followed the hairy dog on the ground; You are a crab in the sea, and I am a pea on the ground.

You are poison, seeping into my blood, seeping into my nerves and controlling my brain. Please don't forget, give me the antidote!

You are like lice on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you.

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright! Happy Valentine's Day

The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

In the late summer night, a frog lurks in the grass, and a little dim light passes by. The frog was suspected to be a prey, so it clamped its stomach with its tongue. Suddenly the frog jumped up and cursed: Shit, who threw the cigarette butt? Happy Valentine's Day!

Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: "For you, I can spend nine days on the moon, but I can go to the five oceans to catch it!" " "Because: that" moon "is you, and that" hug "is you!

I am very excited to see your name; Hear your voice; Please go out three times and five times; Afraid of acting rashly; Hey! ... when I saw you, I didn't move

You are the most beautiful in my eyes: a hooked nose, a toad's mouth, a round-legged mouse's eyes, a mouth under my nose, and my mouth is dripping.

Want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!

You, I have surrendered unconditionally. Valentine's Day is coming, so sign a love contract! Otherwise nobody wants me! I am prepared to halve my rights and double my obligations. I will love you wholeheartedly for life!

Not tall or handsome, the boss doesn't like it, the house is not built, and the car wants to buy it; Only love for you, plus an empty wallet. If you marry me, only love is like the sea! Happy Valentine's Day