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Pick up hot chicks, the sea king, often uses 100 local love stories.

Pick up hot chicks, Neptune, Common Love Stories (I) 1. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you will never diminish.

2. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

You must have cheated, otherwise how could you get full marks in my mind?

Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

Love is not my whole life, but you are my whole love.

6. "I count my fingers, and you lack me in five elements." "I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive."

7. I dare not look you in the eye. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession.

8. What do I want to think? "I think I was born to meet you."

9. Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.

10. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

1 1. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

12. I went to class. What class do I think about you all the time?

13. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

14. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

15. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

16. Everything is guaranteed except a kiss.

17. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

18. I tell you, when I think of you, I will smile at this ugly face. When I am quiet, you emerge from my heart, just like Aphrodite emerges from the waves.

19. I like you. I like you. You see, I can do nothing but like you.

20. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

Pick up hot chicks, Neptune, Common Love Stories (2) 2 1. I am stubborn by nature, and love and hate are distinct. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.

22. I brushed my circle of friends today. What circle did I brush to hold you in my arms?

23. "I, I like being alone" and then what? "Then he sent me one. Then what?"

24. I am kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.

25. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.

26. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

27. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

28. I am going out. Where are you going? To find our future.

29. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

30. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

3 1. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cakes, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

32. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

33. "The weather is fine today." Well, it's sunny. "Very suitable for running and making noise, more suitable for kissing and hugging."

Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow, too.

36. I'm a little afraid of you recently because I'm afraid of my wife.

37. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

38. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

39. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.

40. I'm drinking coffee. Coffee says I don't love you?

Neptune pick up hot chicks often uses simple love stories (Chapter 3) 4 1. Without you, it's like Regan Noodles without sesame sauce.

42. I saw a field today. What field is as sweet as you?

43. The cruelest novel I have ever read is the chat record between you and me, and the best love story I have ever heard is the hug you gave me when I was in tears.

44. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.

45. Let's gradually become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.

46. I want to give you a push and then turn around and run.

47. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.

48. Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

49. I want to hug you through my mobile phone, not miss you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. Love story Qian Qian never, it is better to be with you.

50. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? I made it for you.

5 1. I want to be your star friend, your top chat, your special attention, your super love, your special attention, your kind heart and your Bai Yueguang, which is a special and important existence for you.

52. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

53. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

54. I spent the first half of my life wandering and the second half cooking soup for you.

55. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" Yeah, "Take me home if you want."

56. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

57. "Do you guess whether I like drinking or playing king?" "Playing the king?" "No, I love you."

58. I still believe that stars can talk, stones can blossom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

59. I have a small mind and can only hold you!

60. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. Can you take a look at it for me? Why isn't your phone number in it?

Neptune pick up hot chicks often uses simple love stories (Chapter 4) 6 1. This long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory can shine under the old dust.

62. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

63. I want to hold you all the time and always be inseparable.

64. "My blood sugar is low" and "Tell me something sweet"

I never envied anyone when you were with me.

66. "I am kind!" "Why?" "Because my heart is full of you."

67. What do you mean, don't make up after breaking up, you will make the same mistake again. All I know is that if you want to come back, it's still my most precious baby.

68. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.

69. I miss you.

70. I wake up thinking of you every morning.

7 1. Are you so curtilage? No. Yes, you have never moved in my heart.

72. Not only did my bed collapse, but also the water stopped. I lost my key and the air conditioner broke down. Even dogs are so hot that I don't care. I have to sleep at your house.

73. I'm pretty sure that all I need is a kiss.

74. "Do you think there is anything special about my hands?" "Not special." "You haven't led them, which is certainly not special."

75. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.

77. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

78. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

79. You hate being liked, and you can't get tired of watching it today.

80. Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.

Pick up hot chicks, Neptune, Common Love Stories (Chapter 5) 8 1. I'm in good health. I can carry rice bags and gas tanks. I just can't help thinking about you.

82. "I can't get through the security check every time." "They say I have you in my heart."

83. Dear, we want to be together forever, only with you.

84. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." It's good. "All you have to do is give the grass."

85. The blazing temperature of the palm is proof of loving you, and the frequency of heartbeat is proof of loving you.

86. "I want to travel." "Where to?" "In your heart."

87. I watch TV to get your attention.

88. "Can you read palms?" "A little, you need me in your life."

89. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.

90. Dye the brightest hair and leave the deepest scar, just to find the person you love the most.

9 1. The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

92. Everyone says you have a round face, but I think you have a square face. Why else are you so straight?

93. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

94. I want to raise a bird, me and your love birds.

95. I think you should knock on all the doors, because you knock well.

96. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!

97. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?

98. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."

99. I think you should be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

100. "I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."