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There are such a pair of clown officials in Liyang government office: raising three children together and harming the people.
Although Liyang is located at the junction of Jiangsu and Anhui, it belongs to Yingtianfu (equivalent to Nanjing today). In order to prevent the nepotism of officials from interfering with and destroying Daming's politics, it was stipulated shortly after the founding of the People's Republic of China that southerners were officials in the north and officials in the north were officials in the south, that is, officials in the north and south avoided their native places, and southerners went to the north to be officials, while northerners came to the south to be officials. In this sense, Liyang is located in the south, and of course it depends on northerners to be local governors. At that time, someone recommended a Shaanxi native named Gao Li, saying how capable he was and how hard-working he was politically. Before further investigation, the Hongwu court directly appointed Gao Li as the magistrate of Liyang. & gt& gt Besides, Gao Li, a native of Shaanxi, was dumbfounded as soon as he came to Liyang. People say that Jiangnan is good, that Jiangnan people are civilized, and even speak softly, but they don't feel what is good about it. Because this southern "bird talk", no matter how you listen to it, you just can't understand it, which is really a headache. How can I handle local affairs if I can't even understand the local dialect? If someone asks this question, they will say that you are a foreigner. An official must never tell anyone: I don't understand, I can't, what a shame! Have you ever found that even if someone at the expert level in the unit writes a report, the leader always has to pick up his red pen and circle it, and make corrections, otherwise how can he show the superiority of the leader! The question is, when local leaders can't even understand the local dialect, how should they handle the government affairs there? Don't worry, our reality provides the answer. Have you found that many "people's public servants" may not even recognize these 26 English letters, so they don't go to tourist attractions and high-end entertainment places around the world to investigate and study, because these special people made of special materials have special talents, and because there are people waiting for special services at any time, they don't have to be like you. Gaoli, the magistrate of Liyang appointed by Hongwu court, is such a special talent. He doesn't know southern languages, and someone works as an interpreter for him. He doesn't understand Liyang's local affairs, and someone gives him patient "guidance"; He didn't have pocket money, and someone gave it to him in time. This kind of "warm-hearted" was very famous in Liyang county at that time, led by a soap official named Pan Fu. Pan Fu is not as lucky as some quasi-civil servants who provide special services 600 years later-they are progressing politically with their leaders. At that time, Pan Fu was an official outside the ranks of Daming's "civil servants" (leadership positions). Generally speaking, no matter how well officials do, it is unlikely that they will become "regular" civil servants if they die of old age. He only hates the evil old social system. However, Pan Fule is among them, because they know that with good leadership, there will be great benefits. & gt& gt Shortly after Hong Wu took office in Gao Li's eighteenth year, Pan Fu suggested to him: Go to the countryside to "inspect" and "understand" the people's feelings. After hearing this, Gao Li was shocked on the spot and immediately asked: "Today's court does not allow officials to go to the countryside. How can you ask me to go to the countryside? " Pan Fu smiled strangely, and then said, "The emperor forbade officials to go to the countryside, but he didn't say that government officials were not allowed to go to the countryside. Magistrate, you can dress yourself up as a servant and go to the countryside, so that you will be all right. " Hearing this, Gao Li thought it was a good idea and immediately ordered his men to start preparations. & gt& gt Put on the servant's clothes and a propaganda hat (the long black hat that servants often wear on their heads). Colliers, surrounded by a large group of officials, came to the countryside with gongs and drums. In addition, Jia Chang, Li Chang and the old people in the countryside have heard about it, and others are coming from the county. That's a terrible thing. Because the master in the county government is also an official of the court, you must not treat it lightly. Call someone to see him quickly, or you will be charged with "disrespect" Who can afford it! Under the leadership of the village cadres, all the villagers came to the village head, and then knelt on the ground together, waiting for the people from the county to enter the village. People have heard that the people from the county are different from usual this time. It is said that grandpa county is here. Just as someone was talking, I heard a sound of gongs and drums. Accompanied by shouts, several daring villagers secretly raised their heads, looked at the crowd coming up from the dark county, and then muttered, "Which is our new magistrate in Liyang County? They are all dressed in black, I don't know! " After listening to this, an older generation pointed out: "judging from this battle, it should be that person walking in front of this group of people wearing soap and riding donkeys!" Hearing this, everyone suddenly "shines at the moment." It was him! When everyone is whispering, the village officials have stood up, bowed and respectfully welcomed the county magistrate into the village ... >> Since they arrived in the countryside of Race with the Bull, Gaoli and Lizhi County have opened their eyes to the south of the Yangtze River. Back in Liyang county, he's spaced out, and the beautiful images of beautiful women in the south of the Yangtze River always appear in front of him. As for government affairs, Pan Fu is in charge. Pan, a versatile leading cadre, saw this situation. Today, he gave the magistrate Ali a "good idea" to generate income, and tomorrow he came up with another "open source" golden idea. Anyway, there is an "iron truth", that is, he has the right to dig a few spoonfuls from many kings, and it will not take long to complete the "primitive accumulation of capital." Still have a conscience, after Pan Fu got a certain amount of money, he reported to the leader and asked what to do. Hearing this, Li Zhifu seems to have suddenly lost his mind. Pan Fu thought of Li, a magistrate of a county, and came to Liyang alone, in the prime of life. From his usual oblique eyes, you can see that he misses women! What are we doing? Go get it! Pan Fu thought of this and whispered to Gao Li for a while, then went to Suzhou. There are beautiful women everywhere in Jiangnan, but the best beauty is said to come from Suzhou. Gao Li heard about it as early as in Shaanxi. In addition, Pan Fu, a capable soap official, came to Suzhou soon after mastering the secret meaning of the leader. Without much trouble, he took a beautiful little girl to Liyang and gave it to Li Da, the magistrate of a county, as a temporary wife. & gt& gt But after all, Li's adult has studied, and he soon became a "wife" when he came to Jiangnan. How bad is it to spread this? What should I do? Let's temporarily foster her in Pan Fujia, our confidant. Once there is a physiological need, either go to Pan Fujia to meet the little girl, or take the little girl to enjoy it while it is dark. But from the point of view of a little girl, I'm too strange to the person who called him magistrate of a county. Except for the close contact at night, I really seldom see him in broad daylight at ordinary times. It is better to buy my own Pan Fu, so familiar and cordial. Women naturally like considerate men. Nominally, they are high-powered women in the magistrate's county, but in the end, this "good man" who often talks sweet words is his heart. Since such a change in my heart, this little girl who yearns for it every day has soon become Pan Fu's woman. How ugly it is for two men to share a woman! Actually, it's no big deal. 600 years later, in the new century, the deputy secretary of a provincial party committee in the north shared a mistress with the general manager of a petrochemical group and the chairman of China Petrochemical Co., Ltd., and the three of them partnered to do business in Qingdao, making it prosperous, like the water of the Yellow River flowing into their "private plots" continuously. The most amazing thing is that two men share a woman and get along well, which is very rare (news.qq/a/20140228/). As far as the final result is concerned, 600 years ago, Liyang County magistrate Gao Li and his subordinate Pan Fu shared a mistress, which was far less harmful than * * *, deputy secretary of the provincial party committee and chairman of central enterprises, "developing beauty resources", because the beauty developed by the former * * * did not participate in economic income generation. As far as Sheriff Collier is concerned, after all, he has read a book, but he is still ashamed. Although his darling is occupied, he is the head of a county, but in terms of economic strength and personal connections, it is really not so good. Raising beautiful women is not an easy task. Therefore, if we want to develop beautiful women, we must first develop the economy and broaden our financial resources. This is the "hard truth" and the foundation. & gt& gt So how do you do this well? Gaoli fell into deep pain. At this moment, Pan Fu, with a particularly flexible mind, came out to give him advice: We locked up a group of prisoners in Liyang County, and the crimes of these prisoners were not that big. Generally speaking, walking with crutches can set you free. But recently I heard that the scepter of execution seems to be broken. Why not order the people of Liyang County to offer one each? ! Although I am full of "hate for taking my wife" to Pan, I admire his intelligence. When he heard that he wanted the people to provide Jing Zhang, he suddenly felt that it was a golden idea, and immediately ordered his people to issue an order to let the county people take action. & gt& gt Liyang is located in the hilly region of the south of the Yangtze River. The mountains in the territory are not high, but there are still many hills. It is not a big problem for every household to take root and pay tribute to the county government, but what is Zhang Jing's specific requirement? Then it depends on the chief executive of the county government, such as Pan Fu. The villagers sent one root after another and ran to the county town again and again, which did not meet the requirements of the county government. Finally, someone is beginning to understand. The princess always said that the tribute sugar cane was unqualified, and everyone has been tossing and turning until now, and enough flowers have been spent. Forget it, it is better to pay some money for the county magistrate to buy it himself. Well, this trick really works, and people in the county are scrambling to follow suit. Although many people feel like peeling off a layer of skin, they have finally completed the task assigned by * * *, and feel glad that their thinking is turning fast. But some people don't think clearly. Isn't Emperor Hongwu calling for reducing the burden on ordinary people? For local officials who disturb the people and harm the people, Wang people can take the emperor's coat and go directly to Nanjing to complain. Liyang is on the edge of Nanjing. A county citizen named Huang Lu just ignored Liyang county government and went directly to Nanjing to give lectures to the emperor. After Zhu Yuanzhang was informed, people secretly checked and found that what Huang Lu said was true. Then send people to Liyang to catch officials who harm the people. & gt& gt Somehow, it may have leaked the news. When the people sent by the Hongwu court came to Liyang, Pan Fu, who had a quick response and rich connections, began to abscond at the expense of his blood. He fled from Liyang to Guangde, Anhui, and from Guangde to Jianping. "Go to Jianping County, hunt down, build a civilian Wang Haisan, and sneak back to Liyang. Liyang city citizen Zhu et al. , secretly handed it to Yixing. Yixing citizen Hang Siding and others. , secretly handed it to Angie. Pan Hai, a citizen of Anji, sent it to Changxing privately. Changxing citizen Qian Hong Zhen and others. Pass it to your safety. Wu Qingfu returned to their daughter. Gave it to Deqing. Zhao Hanren, a citizen of Deqing, secretly handed it over to Chongde. Zhao Zhen, a noble saint of Chongde, earns tens of thousands of dollars, and more than 50 people are homeless every day. More than 200 people in Changchuan sell illicit salt, and their neighbors are friends. Pan Fu fled to this house, and the pursuers arrived. Our family put Pan Fu in the monk temple in urban and rural areas of Guizhou. Monks Ji Cheng and Zhou Yuanshan led more than 200 pursuers to kill late at night, killing 1 pursuers, killing 1 pursuers, and then leaving at dawn. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, after hearing the thrilling description of the people who arrested the officials who harmed the people, gnashed his teeth and said, "Zhao Zhen, a good citizen, and more than 200 slaves were confiscated, and all the staff holders were slaughtered. Along the way, 65,438+007 families delivered orders and confiscated houses. "Then in Da Gao, he sent out such feelings and appeals to eliminate the harm of the people:" Alas! Don't take evil, but help each other, so that everything happens for a reason, and the family is ruined, so why hate it! If you are a good citizen, you can avoid madness and listen to me catch evil, which can not only eliminate the harm of the people, but also save your life. ">& gt Emperor Wu of Hong not only encouraged everyone to do their best to eliminate the people's harm to corrupt officials, but also to hell to pay, who obstructed the recall of people's officials for a long time. In the campaign to eliminate "officials who have harmed the people for a long time", Zhu Yuanzhang, a grass-roots emperor from rural areas, paid special attention to and severely cracked down on officials who disturbed the people and harmed the people in the countryside. He once said in "Da Gao Xu": "Twelve Chief Secretaries and prefectures and counties, ordinary officials go to the countryside from time to time, disturbing my good people, more than one end. "Several prohibitions are not allowed and are often violated. In the seventeenth year of Hongwu, Chen Tai, the chief secretary of Fujian Province, was taken to the capital, beheaded in the city, and ordered the Ministry of Justice to make it impossible to make this trip again. The department was banned from writing, not just a piece of paper, but five or seven times, and all departments had files. Those who have no record of suicide will eventually go to the countryside to disturb my good citizens. For example, in the eighteenth and nineteenth years of Hongwu, Wuwei (Anhui) knew that Li Ruzhong had gone to the countryside to disturb the people, and his sin was unforgivable. Officials from Huzhou Prefecture and Wucheng County, Yi Ziren and Zhang, will not go to Beijing for disaster relief and know each other well. After the flood, they took advantage of the famine, took advantage of the famine, did more with less money, and did more with less money. Those who use more for less, because of their good people's troubles, report the time and report the disaster reduction. Those who do more with less will do more with less in order to make friends with the rich. So is the picnic. The same is true of using mature crops to deal with famine. As a result, people living by the lake in Wucheng County are short of food, and I can't count them and I can't give them relief. So far, there is nothing to do. " & gt& gt Ming Chengzu Zhu also issued a "red-headed document" for this purpose, calling on everyone to take action and arrest officials who go to the countryside to disturb the people or endanger the people in other ways: "Twelve Chief Secretaries and prefectures and counties, I try my best to ban officials and smuggling, and they are not allowed to go to the countryside to disturb the people. It has been banned for years. Some insatiable people are often not afraid of death and go to the countryside against their will to disturb the people. Dare to do this in the future, many people are old and virtuous, and they are eager to come to Beijing. " & gt& gt Under Zhu Yuanzhang's active advocacy, Chen, a native of Changshu County, led his younger brother and nephew to tie the county official who endangered the people to Nanjing and was rewarded. Emperor Hongwu not only pardoned Chen's officers in 1963, but also paid special attention to anyone who made trouble. Accused of falsely injuring Chen, the emperor destroyed his whole family. "He Chen is not arrogant!" ! & gt& gt Zhu Yuanzhang encouraged the people to create rebellion against corrupt officials, to catch officials who harmed the people, and to report to him in Beijing. This is the new fashion in the Hongwu era, and everyone must keep pace with the times! However, the complexity of society lies in that not all people will have the same or similar words and deeds. In any era, there will always be people who are "behind the times" or do the opposite, or even "don't believe in that" evil ",and the era of Zhu Yuanzhang in the early Ming Dynasty is no exception. & gt& gt Hongwu 19 On March 29th, Guo Xuaner, a citizen of Jiading County, made an appointment with a villager in his hometown and took the emperor's great coat to Nanjing to complain, accusing Yang and others of harming the people. When they passed through chunhua town, they were "stumped" by inspector He Tianguan. At this moment, a man named Ma came over in a hurry and said in a strange way, "What, you want to go to Beijing to complain, just because you two mud legs are holding a copy of a great coat, the emperor will accept it?" "In my opinion, you might as well give us the money. We are a subsidiary of * * *, and we are familiar with it everywhere. Just send a few people to Nanjing to complain for you, lest you can't even find the palace gate when you go ... "I didn't expect Guo Xuaner, the two farmers, to be" stubborn ". They thought: since Emperor Hongwu ordered the suffering people at the bottom to go directly to Beijing to complain, why can't we? Since Chen of Changshu won, why didn't the people in your supervision room let us through? People in chunhua town's procuratorate are so persistent when they see two farmers. In view of the fact that Emperor Hong repeatedly encouraged the people at the bottom to "rebel", he finally had to compromise and let Guo Xuaner pass. & gt& gt What's more, Emperor Hong was very annoyed when he heard about Guo Xuaner all the way, and immediately said, "That's too bad. In addition to taking everyone to this place, bowing, military forces and Wang De were punished according to the previous high punishment, and owls were made public; He Tianguan's order to gouge out his feet during the inspection. If you dare to do this in the future, the crime will still be the same. " & gt& gt Officials who go to the countryside will be arrested and sent to Beijing. Even if they are not caught, as long as they have something to do with corruption, bribery and endangering the people, Wang and others can take the big newspaper to Beijing to complain. In this particularly serious Hongwu period, people who eat official meals are not as free as before, and they are simply "official poverty"-the common advantages in the past are within reach, but now they are almost impossible to start. What should I do? Under the influence of the relatively developed commodity economy in southern Jiangsu, Shangwen Deng and other officials in Wujin County of Changzhou had a brainwave and started a "new" activity. When the summer grain tax was levied, they put 90% of the tax grain into storage, secretly withheld 10% by themselves, but said to the outside world: Changzhou did not collect all the tax grain this year. In order to achieve the targets set by the central authorities, we will. Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang was very angry when he learned the inside story, and said, "(I didn't expect these officials) to harm the people so much. Since the collection is insufficient, how can I accompany (compensate) the results? " From this perspective, enriching the people will inevitably cause harm, and there is no meaning of accompanying (compensating) it! "Immediately ordered that these Changzhou officials who endanger the people be arrested and severely punished.
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