Humorous short message sentences selected for boyfriends

1, whether the spring breeze is warm or not, the goose knows first. Whether the flowers are beautiful or not, the butterfly knows first. Cattle and sheep know whether the grassland is big or not. The years are not long, and the birthday is known first. There is not much happiness, and I am blessed with the prophet. I wish you happiness!

2. The spring breeze gently pushed open the window lattice, the stars shone in the atrium, the nightingale quietly passed the treetops, and the moon slowly turned around the house. I am eager to drink your birthday wine. I wish you health and happiness forever!

Spring is blooming, the grass is green, and a group of demons are looking for you. They threatened to clap their hands: strip your troubles, draw away your painful muscles, tie you with the rope of peace, and tie you with the shackles of happiness. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

The thread in the hand of a kind-hearted mother makes clothes for her wayward son. Before leaving, I had a stitch for fear that my son would come back late and his clothes would be damaged. Who can say that a filial child like the weak can repay his mother's love like the sunshine in spring? The familiar and touching poem made me burst into tears, and my mother was also worried about her son's trip, but I didn't know that her son would go home with a thousand thoughts. Happy birthday, mom!

5. When this day comes, you will be old; Cake reception, wish realization; What's the point of sending this message? The main purpose is to spread blessings and wish a peaceful and peaceful year and all your wishes come true!

6. Wait, just to meet you. The light from generate at this moment will light up your long life. I write endless thoughts and wishes for you on the blooming blue petals, wishing you a happy birthday!

7. Light the birthday candle and light the hope of happiness; Taste the birthday cake and taste the joy; Accept birthday wishes, accept good wishes: Happy birthday!

8. Say goodbye to yesterday's wind, frost, rain and snow and welcome today's happy time; Light the red wax of birthday and keep good memories; Let go of all the injuries, put away all the tears and wish you a happy birthday!

9, the vast starry sky, flashing a little fluorescence; Every ray of light carries a beautiful dream. May every wish you made today come true one by one. Happy birthday!

10, the gift of red wine should be opened by candlelight to be romantic, the gift of happiness should be opened by happiness, and the gift of birthday should be opened by blessing to be sweet. Happy birthday, dear.

1 1, it's raining lightly in the sky, which seems to laugh at my delusion. Why are you so selfish and cruel that I miss you? Rack one's brains to write a poem, full of sadness, who knows Only pigs and idiots are staring at this poem on the screen.

12, solve the riddle on the lantern: you stand with the pig. (Hit an animal) Answer: Elephant.

13, the other day I said you were a pig, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people, "I'm not a pig."

14. On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws a ball, which is round. Happy round egg, pig!

15, every time the wind and rain are biting, I ask for your care, and I will deliver food for you in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling!

16, tea, drink strong until the fragrance is special; It's hard to make it through hard work: people must have deep feelings and can't love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe, this one with mice is not bad!

17 One day, Pig Bajie asked Tang Priest: Master, is this world really the ugliest I think? The Tang Priest turned pale and said, Ask Sister Guanyin! When Bajie came back from Guanyin, he asked cheerfully, Hehe, Master, who is XXX? Ha ha!

June 5438+08 and July 5 are forbidden: no pretending to be busy at work, no forgetting me when you get rich, no not helping me when you are in trouble, no eating chocolate and no calling me! Don't think about me when you are free! Hope to implement it seriously!

19, God didn't give the pig wisdom because he wanted to make the pig happy. So, you must be happy.

20. There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who are kept at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who look at blessings are called stupid pigs, those who laugh at them are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't return my blessings are not as good as ~ ~

2 1, busy career, alienating you and me; Intimate friends, but unforgettable; Long years, it is difficult to dilute the wine of friendship; Distant distance can't open the hand of missing; Winter goes and spring comes, and time flies. You will always be my best friend! !

22. There is no house for the time being, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every day is a day.

23.w: I don't like playing ball. Playing ball is so boring. Me: Then you can go. Woman: You are so stingy. Me: I don't need to take care of your hobbies if you don't take care of mine.

24. People who play Go just love to rob.

25, good-looking, 28-year-old Fang wants to recruit a prince and come into my house. Requirements are as follows: over 30 years old, beautiful, like-minded, the best. ......

Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.

27. In order to please the leaders, Auntie specially brought improved varieties of sweet potatoes to the leaders from her rural hometown. The leader said politely: A Ju, I'm sorry to make you pay so much. Ah Zhu replied brightly, nothing. In our place, these are all for pigs.

28. Mei went to take the bus and took out the prepared one-yuan steel shovel coin as soon as she got on the bus. As soon as the crowd crowded behind her, the steel shovel squeezed out and landed in the trunk. At this time, she was covered with hundred-dollar bills and had no change. Whether to answer it or not, she will face a big choice as soon as she goes out. Sweating. . .

29. The bridle is tied to the sheep's head-in the wrong way.

30. oh, my god Please send me a watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't call me, don't send me messages, don't miss me, wish them enough, and then walk on the watermelon skin!

3 1, I'm going to get a haircut. I've twisted my head into the sea. . For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. When the world is full of love.

32. When can I get the money? Ask heaven for wine. I don't know which god of wealth in heaven cares today. I want to tighten my belt. Unfortunately, prices and house prices are soaring and there is little money. May the boss be merciful, the salary and bonus will be Shuang Sheng, and everyone will enjoy happiness!

33. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

34. Making money is like "swallowing mud" and spending money is like "the river burst its banks". Diligence without thrift is like a needle without thread May you manage your family diligently, learn to manage your finances, be happy and auspicious, and accompany you forever!

35, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

36. Tell you a terrible news, crying, crying, grief-stricken, absolutely shocked and quite sorry: dear, your summer balance is not enough. If you need a lot of recharge, you have to wait another month!

37. An orchard is rich every year, a bungalow, not afraid of rainy days, not loving school, graduating from junior high school, loving nature and staying in the countryside. Optimistic life, ambitious goals, running a company, green agricultural products, marriage age, lack of objects, no requirements, simple at ordinary times, helping each other, not afraid of difficulties.

38. Making money is like sailing against the current, which is tiring and difficult. Spending money is as easy as pushing the boat with the current. Earn money hard for dozens of days, and spend money easily for a few minutes. It's not easy to make money, please save money!

39. A white dove is educating her children. She saw you just basking in the sun and said, look, you don't study hard, you can only burn the boiler naked! Happy weekend, man! The ancients said: You can't become a talent without fighting, and you don't know each other without fighting. Today is the International Child Abuse Day, so I'll let you go first, but on one condition, you have to invite me to dinner if you don't want to be beaten, so hurry up.

40. Today is the International Day against Child Abuse. Beating children is not allowed all over the world. I won't hit you for a while today. Are you happy? Invite me to dinner if you are happy. If not, stick together tomorrow, haha. ......

4 1, the standard of a successful man: 3 years old, can't pee his pants; 5 years old, can eat by himself; 20 years old, can play basketball; 30 years old, rich; 40 years old, rich; 50 years old, rich; 60 years old, can play basketball; 70 years old, can eat by himself; 80 years old, can you stop peeing your pants.

42, May 5, I do my own thing, I make decisions! Whoever gets in my way, I will take three steps back; If anyone stands in my way, I'll give up at once; Whoever annoys me, I will make a comeback on the spot; I'll be right there! Where can I find a good man like me?

Dear friends, May Day is coming, so let me remind you first. In order to carry out the name of Labor Day, come to my house to brush the toilet and bring your lunch. Labor is the most glorious!

44, Labor Day is coming, think more, work smoothly, and have a successful career; Move your feet, step and run, exercise and protect the environment; I just want to tell you: pay back the money first or invite you to dinner, whichever you choose.

45. Mother's Day is coming. In order to show our filial piety, those who don't have girlfriends should find girlfriends, those who already have girlfriends should get married, and those who get married should have children quickly. How can I make my mother happy?

46. Bajie said to himself worriedly, "It's better to get the moon near the water tower, and the jade rabbit is by Chang 'e's side all day, alas! "Don't worry," said Wukong, "rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. "

Passenger: stewardess, help me put my luggage up! Stewardess: It's too heavy. Do you want to join us? Passenger: You are an angel. Can't you just put it down? Stewardess: You don't even know God. Can I be an angel?

48. A driver was stopped by the police for speeding on the highway. Policeman: speeding, a fine of 200. Driver: The Ferrari in front runs faster than me. Why not punish it? Policeman: Idiot, do you think I can catch up with it?

49. The pushers shouted "Be careful" in the crowded street, and no one paid attention. Renamed: "Beware of touching dirty clothes", several women dodged. Also called: "Be careful to scratch nylon stockings." Women are hiding on the sidewalk.

Neighbor: Is there something wrong with the car? Tommy: I bought a valve that saves 30% fuel, a carburetor that saves 40% fuel and a spark plug that saves 50% fuel. Neighbor: Tommy: After driving for 20 kilometers, the oil overflowed!

5 1, thief a: I have to wear a pair of glasses! Thief B: Why? Thief A: Yesterday, I broke into a house and was opening the safe when I suddenly made a loud noise. It turned out to be a radio.

52, telecommunications, mobile, China Unicom. Weibo made you three dollars again. 654.38+03 billion people in China have done things for the three of you, and the charges for mobile Internet access are still so expensive. Are you ashamed? Is it easy for us to surf the internet/?

53. Constellation girl who can beat mistress-1: Leo, which mistress wants to fight with you is that she is blind! As long as Leo is willing to stand up and show himself, who can match your aura? TOP2: Scorpio TOP3: ... That's you. I am not afraid that the sun will not shine, and I am afraid that life will be out of order. Report home on Friday, which surprised my wife. My daughter chats and laughs online, and the fish tail in the kitchen is tilted up. My wife barked with a spatula, and I put on my apron. What a wonderful weekend!

54. From a distance, you are a beautiful woman who smiles shyly in the wind. Looking carefully, it turned out that the old demon with bones was playing tricks; From a distance, you are a handsome guy who dances gracefully, but from a close distance, it is difficult for Bajie to have a complete face. It's the weekend, don't scare me to sleep!

55. Go out of school and come to the society; No future, suffering; Busy outside, tired all day; Eating a good meal or wasting it; A little salary and tax.

56. It is best to surf the Internet when entering the classroom; Chatting to grow vegetables and stealing the scenery of vegetables; Playing day and night, online dating is really busy; Call to make friends and cheat money into the bag; Human flesh search, thorough exposure.

57. In this era, it is really strange that super girls have other gestures; In this era, there is no true love, and everyone loves it in the prodigal son; In this era, the change is too fast, the mind is clumsy and there is nothing to do.

58. You look beautiful, just like Xifeng. Your voice is sharp, just like a cat calling for spring; You look angry, like a tigress!

59. In the news broadcast, it was said that a school in a certain place was closed due to heavy snow, and the teacher and the director of the Academic Affairs Office issued winter vacation homework to the students regardless of the cold. After a hard year, the students have a vague sense of contradiction when they think about it carefully.

60. Oh, no, I almost missed you. My eyes turned blue in the middle of the night, I forgot to pay for things and didn't want to eat pork vermicelli. 1+ 1=3 is difficult to find. Zhao Benshan was regarded as Sun Nan, and I cried RMB into dollars!

6 1, the world record Gisenyi, today's selection is cheeky, the pig is less than one centimeter and the hippo is only five centimeters. In the end, the champion turned out to be you-five feet thick. Congratulations! Congratulations!

62. The moon and the moon are friends, and the fruit can be said to have sold the sun and the moon. This sentence is especially true for the sun and the moon. I can't see the moon and the moon, I can't see the moon and the moon.

63. Do you remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students: Count off in the first row! You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly: Count off! So, you reluctantly turned and hugged the tree!

64. Fan Weixin: Love for a year and hate for a year; One for you and one for me. Thank you. Live a good life, philosophy; Two steps is two steps. Happy! Heaven and earth, please ask the moon in the sky to bless you for me!

Are you busy? Nothing, just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you! I hope that when you receive the news, you will smile at your mouth, arch your nose and hum twice to let other pigs know that you are the happiest! Hmm. How interesting

66. Don't call me chocolate! Don't think about me when you are free! Hope to implement it seriously!

67. In love, a man is like a frog that jumps into the water at 100℃ when doing an experiment, but he can't adapt to jumping away quickly. And women, like frogs in the rising water, adapt at first, but later, if they can't adapt, it becomes a struggle to jump. [Rest assured, women are made of water. I am the only one who imitates frogs in love. ]

68, overlord said to concubine, you go. Yu Ji said, no, you haven't given me a breakup fee yet. Please remember this history, this is called bullying her. I really want to find your history teacher now and tell him that you are really capable, even such a student can teach. ]

69. Tea should be strong until the fragrance is special; It's hard to make it through hard work: people must have deep feelings and can't love again until the next life; Pig's trotters, fresh, hehe this one with mice is not bad.

70. I feel uncomfortable eating cold drinks today. Come out, I can't hold on. Only by staying in the bathroom for a long time can you find your weight in your heart. Actually, you are in such a hurry. Tell the person knocking at the door. Why are you so shy and texting? You see, it took nearly a minute to read your message and nearly three minutes to reply. ]

7 1. Rereading those letters you wrote to me today, I not only thought of many articles in the world, but also found many men in the world. what do you reckon ? I feel insulted by you. what do you think? ]

72. The leader said he would give me a promotion and a raise next month. I want to celebrate. Are you free tonight? At that time, I will wear the red skirt I just bought today. [All rectification. That's what your leader tells you every time he wants to rip me off with your colleagues. ]

73. Every time it rains heavily, I ask you to be caring and attentive, and I'll send you food in times of famine. Your simple and honest expression excites me. In fact, raising a pig is quite fulfilling.

74. I called you a pig the other day, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Later, you finally couldn't stand it, yelling at me in front of many people, "I'm not a pig."

75. Men invented love, women invented marriage, and I invented you. You took advantage of me. ]

76. Do you know? Doing bad things is called bad people, empty heads are called idiots, firing people is called getting out, and alas, it is called finished. Give me another kind of egg ~ the idiot who is reading the text message!

77. What do you think is: awesome, cool, incomparable! In fact, it is: awesome, cool, and scared when you look back! !

78. When you walk on a wooden bridge, you find a tiger in front and a wolf behind. How did you get there? I passed out.

79. Your mouth is like a steamed stuffed bun, your teeth are like a knife, your hair is yellow, your eyes are swollen, you walk like a duck, you talk like a mule, you have beautiful chicken feet, and you have a crouching back. Your appearance is really bad ~!

80. Reverse sarcasm makes children hungry and silly, reverse leather shoes hungry and playful, reverse Hami hungry and widowed, and reverse lack of hunger and stupidity (you are wind, I am sand, you are leather shoes, I am a brush, you are Hami, I am a melon, you ignore me and I commit suicide) Shaanxi version.

8 1, you are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are … bloated!

82, you eat yours, I eat yours, you don't eat mine, I only eat yours, eat yours, you go! Jingpianzi

83. Your phone bill balance is less than 0. 1 yuan. Please pay the phone bill in the near future: sell children, women, rice, iron, houses, land and wives!

84. Your mobile phone has been infected with HIV. For the sake of safety, please wear a mask, gloves and condoms when using.

85. Hello, your good friend, I ordered a power train for you. Please hit your head on the washbasin. Did you hear "when"? Ok, the song list is over!

86. You broke my heart! Now smash the car, jump into the river and touch the switch as soon as you go out! Jingpianzi

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