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Composition-My Cousin or Cousin

I have a brother and a younger brother. Oh, they are cousins. They all have their own unique nicknames. Do you want to know? Then listen to me slowly.

Careless brother

I have a special memory of my careless brother.

It was a very hot summer. I was "experiencing life" at my brother's house-learning to cook with him. We first learned to scramble eggs. My brother first confidently "guided" me. First of all ... just a few words, he heard the football match on TV. My brother was relieved of the "task" of watching the ball. I was crying and making noise. My brother had no choice but to watch TV at the same time. "One more idiot. Come on, "my brother shouted while watching TV, scrambled eggs. In this way, my brother stared at the TV, called "idiot" for a while, called "idiot" for a while, and I beat another egg ... Finally, I beat seven or eight eggs in a flat pot. It is no exaggeration to say that he is careless.

Question mark brothers

My cousin is in grade one. Although my brother is very young, he always likes to discuss some strange problems. For example, why are there so many stars in the sky ... there are always a series of question marks in his mind.

Once, he asked my "sister" why sharks have been swimming in the water. "I scared him casually:" because he was afraid that there would be bigger fish to eat at the bottom of the sea. " My brother nodded inexplicably. A few days later, he came again and said to me, "Sister, what you said is wrong. Sharks have been swimming aimlessly, because they will sink to the bottom of the sea if they don't swim. " I nodded. I thought to myself, little guy, I can't scare you.

This is my brother. What's up? Very distinctive. This is more exciting. I'll tell you all about it when I have time. I love my cousin.