Collect humorous short messages about Women's Day

. . Important notice: During the March 8th Festival, women all over the country have a holiday to watch a movie: Men's Bath.

. . Today, I don't complain about not going shopping with you. It's really a happy lesbian festival, so I still have to stick to my post. Wow, I will reimburse you for shopping.

. . I want to say to you: you have the face of an angel, the figure of a devil, elegant temperament and flexible mind ... March 8-Happy Women's Day! !

. . On Women's Day, I'll give you three ways to keep fit: 1 Be happy and smile at me for a long time; Be careful, do whatever I tell you to do; 3 Intimate, always put me first. Do you remember?

. . Dear, today is March 8 Women's Day, and there is a sentence that has been hidden in my heart for a long time, and I have always wanted to tell you. ............................................................................................................................

. . Without you, the world will collapse, and with you, the world will be turned upside down. Your hair is always longer than mine, and you always wear more colors than mine. Calm to remind you that it's time to lose weight.

. . Eye contact produces sparks; Spiritual communication inspires enthusiasm. Without you, my eyes are dull and my heart is tired. You are my world! Happy holidays! !

. . Congratulations on your holiday. I'll cook and you eat. You only have one holiday a year, and the rest I have every day. I take one day off a year, and the rest you work overtime.

. . Oh, you went on holiday, let us bear it. Should we entertain you tonight?

. . Women's Day on March 8, when men do things and women rest; If the husband wants it, he refuses and lets him stick it on the wall. Ask for it yourself, put it yourself, and pick it up if you want.

. . Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but I can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day!

. . Honey, today is your holiday. I don't know what to say but countless gratitude: thank you for growing old with me! I love you forever!

. . When you receive this message, you have been cursed. The only way to detoxify is to say "Happy Holidays" to me loudly, or you will be bombarded with my blessing!

. . In order to celebrate Women's Day on March 8th, the company decided to give each female employee a holiday fee of 5,000 yuan (solatium) for each male employee, which will be collected from the general manager before leaving work.

. . That's my greeting when your mobile phone rings; When you receive the message, it has my heart; When you read the message, you have my concern; When you are ready to turn off your mobile phone, remember that I said happy March 8th today!

. . Waiting for your life is not a simple and pale pledge of eternal love, but countless dull days in the same boat. Today is March 8, which is your holiday. Let's help each other!

. . Farthest you are my recent love! I've been waiting every day recently. When you return to China, the red carpet will be laid for you! Dear, happy holidays!

. . I wish March 8th a happy life. I am no longer March 8th. Hehe-

. . May all lovers finally get married, those who cheat are happy, heartless people will always be lonely, double-hearted people will take poison boldly, fickle people will meet unhappy people, and people I know will be happy! Happy Women's Day!

. . March 8 is a beautiful spring day, and women hold meetings on this day. Who says women have no status, bah? At that time, the evil old society was dominated by women, but then again, it was in vain without gentlemen! Happy holidays!

. . Today, I saw a meteor across the sky. I quickly closed my glasses and put my hands together in prayer. Do you want to know what I made a wish? Tell you: Happy Women's Day!

. . Send you a plate of duck, you will miss home; There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; Drinking a bowl of soup will always be healthy; Another glass of wine will take a long time; Add a bowl of rice and love will always be with you! Happy holidays!

. . If beauty is a sin, then you have committed a heinous crime! If temperament is a mistake, you have been wrong again and again! If wisdom is to be punished, don't you have to cut it into pieces! I wish the most beautiful woman in the world a happy March 8th!

. . Urgent notice: According to reliable information, your wife will search your "Golden Pants" thoroughly from the outside to the inside on March 8th 18: 18, and will search it from the inside out 18 times. Please be prepared for future reference!

. . Give you a little color, you will shine, give you a little fat, you will get fat, give you a rose, you will feel dizzy, give you a husband, you will not know the direction, and I wish March 8 th a better life.