Humorous connotation and personality of laughter

Humorous connotation and personality of laughter

1, all TM profiteers who write a little on the answer.

Give me a car accident, either death or amnesia.

3, I am a madman, for a liar, and then gave up a fool.

The teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check.

5. The highest state of a friend is that in the eyes of others, you are gay …

No matter how big the sun is, no matter how big the dark clouds are.

7. People who seem to be laughing and laughing sometimes suddenly cry or become silent, indicating that she has something on her mind.

8. A woman just wants someone to save her and love her as much as she loves him.

9. I wonder what will flash through your mind when my name passes by your ear.

10, I am used to being alone, not without you.

1 1. Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for someone, the deeper you get.

12, I don't feel anything when I have it, but once I lose it, it's like losing everything.

13, you promised me everything, but you gave me nothing; I promised nothing, but I gave you everything.

14, we all have some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

15, have you ever tried to support the person you like to say good night, and then fell asleep as soon as your mobile phone was dumped? ...

16, I'd rather stay alone than be with someone who doesn't fit in.

17, if I hadn't met you, would I still be like the past?

18, when you leave, can you think of our persistence together?

19, thinking too much will ruin yourself;

20. Don't quarrel with your parents. You will only be scolded if you don't win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

2 1, persistent persistence is due to unwillingness.

I believe that there are always a few people who live for me.

23, don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Okay, then.

24. I can't sleep during the day and I can't sleep at night. "This is my present state of life.

25. You thought you could cut off that memory by cutting your hair, but you found that you had cut your hair, but you kept thinking about it.

26. I am not a whiny bitch. I am a good girl full of fucking.

27. In class, the head teacher always looks out of the window, and you are not allowed to look at him.

28. Fate will not sympathize with the weak. Only when I become strong can I defeat you who betrayed me.

29. Life is a road. You meet different people on the road, some stay with you for a while, and some stay with you for a lifetime.

30. Someone asked, "What does your friend say to you that usually moves you?" I thought about it and said, "I'll pay."

3 1, love to live. Remember, the sun is new every day, don't live up to the beautiful morning light.

32. Our present state is: we can't learn, we can't have fun, and we can't sleep well.

There is no simple love in the world. Every man approaches you for a reason.

34. I don't think I'm good enough, and I always make you want me.

35. Is there anyone like me who chats on his QQ when he has something on his mind?

36. This is life, just like fish drinking water.

37. We were once in love, and it hurts to think about it. Not because we love each other, but because we used to.

38. I went out wearing flip-flops today, and I was trampled while walking. As a result, the flip-flops are still there, and they are gone!

39. Have you ever found that sometimes the scene in front of you seems to have been seen somewhere?

40. My dearest and best friend, love him and don't hurt yourself.

On the Humor Connotation and Personality of 202 1

1, your attractive little face will always be my guide to vomiting after meals.

Our love originated from liking, but ended in tears.

3. Either that person or us, life is so simple, but you are so complicated.

4. Looking back occasionally, I don't want to follow forever, but I don't know that I failed.

There are endless tears in my eyes, because there are endless sins in my heart.

6. It's not your fault that you have a big mouth. It's your fault that you have a big mouth.

7. If defection is a kind of courage, it takes more courage to undertake defection.

8. I once passed your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because I didn't want to accept it.

9. I believe that a man will come to this world because he loves me.

10, please don't see me after we break up, because you never belonged to me.

1 1. Happiness is like prayer. If it expands indefinitely, it may explode.

12, my advantage is that we are handsome, but my disadvantage is that my handsome is not obvious.

13, as you can see, this is my sadness.

14, the real warrior is to dare to face beautiful girls and pale singles.

15, I am also a good boy. It is my dream to study hard and make progress every day.

16, I got the eggs after the exam, didn't you?

17, I caught the tail of time and it ran away.

18, a mosquito around me, I thought it was in love with me, but who knew it would only drink my blood.

19, you came into my life, but it became the biggest stain in this white world.

20. It is said that women are made of water. This is a serious water pollution recently.

2 1, the doctor said that my nerves are very developed, and I won't be a neuropathy, but my laughter nerves are developed.

There is a saying in the world that smoking is harmful to health on cigarette cases.

I have always known that women can run faster than men as long as they work hard.

I know who you are, so I want to see how tragic your final outcome is.

25. Don't be confused, don't be trapped in love, don't be afraid of the future, and don't think about the past.

26. I often wet the bed when I was a child. When I grow up, I often cry my pillow wet.

27. You lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you got stuck in it when you got fat.

What is more sad than being sad is that you don't even know where the pain is.

29, I am not happy, let the doctor do a happy operation, it is useless.

30. In the computer class, a classmate had a problem with the machine and shouted, Boss, change the machine.

3 1, if you were a hedgehog, I would hold you in my arms to give you warmth.

32. I smoke because my grandfather and father both smoke, so my generation can't stop burning incense.

33. Be kind to the road idiot, and be careful that he is close to your heart and can't walk.

34. I didn't know until I got to the hospital that people are more likely to hang up than numbers.

35. A man's infidelity is actually an opportunity for a woman to choose again.

36. Yes, I like you. I don't believe you like me, too.

37. Once you are unfaithful, you don't have to use it for a lifetime. Whoever lets me down, I will let him despair.

You broke my heart, so I want you to know that it was black and blue.

Since you are so sad, share your sadness with everyone and you won't be so sad.

40. I am indifferent to being hurt by strangers; I can't stand being hurt by people I know.

4 1, there must be cracks in life before the sun can shine in.

42. The easy way is downhill, which can also speed up my progress.

43. No matter friendship or love, separation is my most taboo word.

44, my heart, who is hurting; Please don't comment blindly if you don't understand my pain.

I heard that you bought a watch last year. Is it true?/You don't say. Is the effect good?

46. It is not only height that makes people fat, but also fat.

47. Monk, I love the wrong person. The following nuns cannot change their Taoist views.

48. In repeated setbacks, what I see is not hope, but sadness.

49. If falling in love costs money, I'd rather not talk about it.

50. Why pretend to be pure when it's all water? They're all perverts. Why pretend to be sheep?

Make you laugh, internal injuries, funny jokes.

Let you laugh at internal injuries, funny and humorous stories, select one:

1. Last night, my daughter took her boyfriend home for dinner for the first time. I got him drunk as soon as I was happy. I didn't expect this boy to drink badly. He was drunk and secretly told me to take me to the lady. I'm still very angry. How can my daughter have a crush on such a man who doesn't keep his word!

Second, a buddy goes to a restaurant for dinner. He asked the boss: Is your hotel hygienic and environmentally friendly? The owner said: Don't worry, it's absolutely environmentally friendly. Even our cooking oil is recycled!

Me: Honey, do you like me being a lady? Or coquettish? Boyfriend: I just hope you can be as obscure as my ex-girlfriend. Me: Are you still an ex-girlfriend? I don't know! Boyfriend: Inflatable. Throw it away after use. She never complains.

A man slept with a girl who had a boyfriend. The girl asked him why he didn't marry her. A man replied: I went too far and stole other people's food. Why should I take someone else's pot?

Today, my relatives are getting married, and my husband is going to attend the wedding. He sent me a photo, and I replied with four words: cabbage is good. . . Husband: Pigs are also quite fat! God, when did our communication become so meaningful?

Sixth, the height of this thing is more than one meter, so there is nothing to ask; Weight is such a thing, everyone is less than 200 pounds, there is nothing to ask for; There is nothing to ask about such a thing as salary.

Seven, this broadcast gymnastics is too fake. Girls have been doing chest enlargement exercises for more than ten years and it has no effect at all ~

8. On blind date, I asked: What do you do? M: I work in indoor light control equipment. I thought it was high-tech, for fear that people would think I didn't know anything and didn't have the courage to ask, but I was flattered. I learned later, damn it, it's a curtain seller. . .

Nine, go to the public toilet and find a girl inside. . . I stayed for a few seconds and then hurried out. Think again, it's not right! I didn't say I was sorry, so I went in again. . .

Ten, accompany the buddies to blind date. He sneezed as soon as I sat down. Just when I said hello rudely, I saw my colleague silently look up and say, sorry, I'm allergic to beautiful women and I can't help it. I admire it. Too fucking witty.

Chatting with my best friend, I told him that I had to find a handsome guy to marry for my next generation. As a result, the idiot said that the handsome boy would not marry you for the next generation.

In the coffee shop, he sat quietly opposite me, sipping a cappuccino carefully. He was so dazzling that he attracted the attention of all the audience. After all, I couldn't hold back and said to him carefully: I remember seeing you just now, or on the street corner. He stared at me with a smile on his lips: You are tired from work, so relax. I was speechless after listening to it. After all, there are not many beggars who are so literary now. . . Unexpectedly!

Thirteen. After his mother knew about her boyfriend, my aunt locked her boyfriend at home and refused to see me. I begged outside the door, and menstruation said behind the door, Go home, I am an only child. Me: Aunt, if you let us be together, you will have two sons. . .

Fourteen, a buddy loves to show off his wealth. One day, he invited him to dinner and said, I don't lack anything now. I have a house, a car and a deposit. I don't even know what to let her bring. At this time, a sister next to her said faintly: You can ask her to bring you a child!

It is said that it is a good idea to fall to the ground with the old lady when touching porcelain. You can forget it. Now the old lady is blaming me for sleeping with him. I must take full responsibility. . . . . . I hate you guys who are blind to ideas! ! !

Sixteen, mom, because you won't let me fall in love, I can't find anyone now! That's why you're not allowed to fall in love, or you'll know you can't find it.

Woman: Honey, do you think my breasts are big? Man: mmm! Like two mines! Woman: Bah! Karen's house is not that big! Man: mmm! Buried in the soil!

Eighteen, a brother said that his wife ran away with a man and was very sad. He asked me to go to a bar. After comforting him in the bar for a long time, I realized that it was his wife who took her son back to her mother's house. Lie in the trough! who the hell are all these people？

Nineteen, the woman with a knife said to her boyfriend with tears: You actually let me do that. We have been together since college, and it has been two years now. Do you deserve me? Oh, honey, stop it. Just cut an onion. Is it necessary? I'll cut it if it's a big deal

Today, I went shopping with a goddess who has been secretly in love for a long time. When you see an idiot friend, go up and say hello. He saw us and asked me, is this your girlfriend? I slapped you when I went up: Who the fuck let you spoil it!

I didn't know what I should be good at since I was a child. In desperation, we have to develop in an all-round way.

Make you laugh into internal injuries. A humorous story. Selected paragraph 2:

1, see how other pupils fill in the test paper. Q: What is steel made of? A: Cheng Hegang. Q: What can't I eat for breakfast? Chinese food and dinner. Q: What drinks can't you drink during a cold? A: Dichlorvos. Mr. pawn, I heard that this student is still kneeling at home to rub the washboard!

2. I remember when I was a child, my four-year-old brother came to me and said, brother, I just found a lot of raisins in the mouse hole, which may have been stolen by mice during the Chinese New Year. Do you want to share them? I was about to say, but he threw one into his mouth and tasted it. He suddenly spit it out and said, no, it looks like rat shit.

The rent of the house is really too high these two years. A friend of mine, who was originally an ideal young man, was finally kicked out of my house because of the heavy pressure of renting a house.

The radio DJ received a call from a listener. The audience said: I found a wallet with two thousand dollars in it. DJ said: Thank you very much for this enthusiastic listener, so what can I do to help? Help you find the owner? The audience said: no, no, no, I just want to order a song to express my mood now.

5. Skipping classes at the university and going out to meet people at the station without asking the teacher for leave. About ten minutes after class, I sent a text message to my roommate in fear: Did the teacher call the roll? Roommate replied: No roll call. I was very happy. Then another short message came from my roommate: But the teacher asked you to do the questions on the blackboard.

In the street, I saw a beggar sitting on the side of the road with his head down. In front of him, I was disfigured by sulfuric acid. Please kindly help me. What a terrible experience! I hurried forward. He looked up at my face and silently gave me a hundred dollars.

7. I bought a ticket at the train agency today. In front of me, an uncle is buying tickets. Uncle said, buy a ticket. The conductor MM asked him for his ID card. He silently took out a household registration book and handed it to the conductor MM. MM asked: How many copies do you want? Grandpa's domineering answer: buy a hukou book.

8. Mom is not at home, only dad and dog. At noon, my father cooked noodles, squatted in front of my dog and said, "It's just me and my father today. Let's have a bite of noodles. " Then I picked the noodles from my bowl into the dog's rice bowl, and later I found that I didn't have enough to eat, so I picked them back from the dog's bowl. I didn't remember until I ate it!

9. Jing M.Guo, dressed in red, stood in front of the burning house and stared at the flames. It was so beautiful that he became a little sentimental. Suddenly, someone picked him up and rushed into the fire, shouting: I found the fire extinguisher!

10, a trip, on the mountain road, I couldn't find the toilet for a long time, and everyone was holding their urine. Then the driver had a brainwave and said that the man was standing on the left side of the car and the woman was standing on the right side of the car. Facing the car, everyone twisted for a long time to solve it on the spot, and then peed. Nima's second-rate driver took the car and ran away.

1 1, a buddy got drunk, took the tram home, and then plunged into the van on the side of the road. Yes, he rear-ended the car. Dude, get up and chase the truck driver's seat Pull the driver down: How the fuck do you drive? The driver looked frightened and said, big brother, I ... I've been here for over an hour.

12, a company's recruitment entered the interview process, and many people called to say that security guards were not allowed to enter, hoping to answer. The examiner said, if all this can't be done, don't come. At last most people came in. Over the wall to open overseas markets; It is the R&D engineer who makes sense; Soft grinding and hard foam came in and became a service engineer; Fake work card, became a product manager; Those who wallowed in the search were later promoted to supervisor; Forced entry, changed security.

13, people nowadays are really abnormal! Today, I was on the bus. A chick wore a short skirt with a silk screen and tied a pigtail. It's a man, damn it. It took me a long time to find out!

14, Taobao bought a headset with a magic sound of 5000 yuan the other day. When I heard it on the left, there was no sound. I talked with the store for a long time without results. Finally, I went to the hospital for examination. It turned out to be an ear problem. Great, the earphone is not broken. What a false alarm.

15, master, I'm going bankrupt with the ceremony. Please give me some advice. The master pointed to the almanac, and I said, why don't I choose a day to put on a banquet to earn it back? The master shook his head and said, turn off the phone when you see a good day.

Connotation joke of qq space humor personality

First, the beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

Second, take care of your love and thighs, my man. Don't touch, don't touch and don't even think about it.

Third, all relationships that do not aim at marriage are obscene hooligans, and all relationships that aim at marriage are upper-class hooligans.

4. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, you and San Xiao are going to jump off the building, and I will shout for gas downstairs.

Fifth, housing prices have become a permanent pain in the hearts of ordinary people. Tomson sold 65438+100000 square meters a few years ago, and no one bought it. This year, it rose to 65438+ 10.6 million square meters, and several sets were sold. Why does it have nothing to do with ordinary people? 160,000 discount to 8. 1 10,000 square meters. Will you buy it? I still can't afford it. If we make a break, it will be 80,000, 4. 1 in case of square meters, I still can't afford it. I don't want this house for me, because I can't afford the property management fee.

Six, shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

Seven, you are too short! Let me borrow your telescope to see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

Eight, I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

Nine, with a grain of salt, it is the sea that loses his temper.

Since you stopped chatting with me, my internet speed has been much faster.

Eleven, the second row of letters on the keyboard means: cry after falling in love with each other, and vice versa: open chrysanthemum offensive and defensive is love.

Don't challenge my password with your Trojan horse.

Thirteen, I am flat-chested, I am proud, and I save cloth for my country.

Fourteen, raising fish is very troublesome. I have to change the water once a week, which I often forget. Then I have to change the fish once a week.

Fifteen, memories in the traces of years, precipitate a good-looking look.

Sixteen, the early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

Seventeen, men who go home early, tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

At the age of eighteen, I took a vacation and met my teacher. My eyes are getting smaller, my hair is getting less, and people are getting older.

Nineteen, big brother, do you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

Twenty, bear it or be cruel.

Twenty-one, and the most negative: optical fiber has no copper, and it is useless to steal it. Without copper, you should probably have some other metals and you can sell them. That's funny!

Twenty-two, modern men: drinking, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. You can jump three or four steps. Play mahjong for five days and six days without sleeping. Go to work and doze off!

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

Your name is the default input method on my mobile phone.

25. When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what the stuffing is.

The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm.

Twenty-seven, there are difficulties to help, there is no difficulty to create difficult help. In the face of beauty, it is revised as: there is danger to save, and no danger can create danger.

The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone. Classic funny message sentences.

Twenty-nine, you are free first, so that I can stand up straight.

The computer is processing your information. A moment, please. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

3 1. The smell of a woman lies in the smell of a man standing next to her.

Since you stopped chatting with me, my internet speed has been much faster.

33. Lie down where you fell.

Thirty-four, sad, just squat down and hug yourself.

Thirty-five, go your own way, do what you want, and let the cat and dog call you!

Thirty-six, money is a good medicine, which has a blatant effect.

37, a face of false prosperity.

Don't challenge my password with your Trojan horse.