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Dad's chat with men became popular, and his father's love came off guard. Child: Am I my own?

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It is said that my father loves a mountain, and my father is as motionless as a mountain. In fact, fathers express their love in different ways from mothers, and they are still very happy to communicate with their children.

With the high development of society, many children communicate with their parents in diversified ways.

our chat with dad is not only verbal communication.

Sometimes, if it's not easy to talk in person, we can communicate with dad through the Internet. Especially when children leave home and go to schools in other places, there is less face-to-face communication and more online communication.

It is precisely because of the development of the Internet that many dads have mastered a lot of new words and ideas on the Internet. As a result, the chat style of the dad who was originally serious and honest suddenly changed a lot, and even revealed a strong taste of straight men.

Dad, I want a birthday present:

I just want to ask Dad for a birthday present in advance. Dear Dad, do you want to be so grumpy?

This strong straight-male-style answer really doubts how my mother took a fancy to such a man with no emotional appeal.

Besides, the child who said this was dumb and didn't know how to reply. Forget it and wait until his birthday.

candid camera shot from my father:

I wore my favorite fisherman's hat, but my father took a candid camera shot and even sent it to my child to ask if it looked like a dog.

child: what? Is this really his father? When did it become so skinny? And say that I am a dog, then what is he? Dog dad! I'm so big, I'm not strict at all.

Bring your boyfriend home:

I'm just informing you, not discussing with you.

It's terrible that the Internet has turned a middle-aged man into a fashionista.

What are these words of the tiger and the wolf? It is said that children should not learn badly with the internet, and adults will be left unattended if they learn badly.

If we leave it alone, I don't know what kind of words will be used to punish children in the future! Fortunately, it's not urging marriage, otherwise it would be even more terrible.

When dad is a policeman:

"I turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch." Dad, can you really talk? It's killing me to talk all of a sudden.

I wanted to show you the beauty of fireworks, but you wanted to tell me the fine data.

I told you kindly that I was setting off fireworks, but you told me that you were the one who caught the fireworks. It was naive to talk about it.

Ask dad for living expenses:

Isn't the daughter dad's little lover in his last life! Shouldn't dad be a super-loving daughter?

Is this really your own father? Is that what you're trying to do to stop living expenses?

What does it mean to find a rich girl? It's not that dad is not smart, but that he has no intention.

It is so difficult to get a little living expenses from my dad. Who would have thought he could be so mean? Of course, I believe that dad must be joking. It didn't take long for him to receive a short message from the bank. How can dads be willing to let their daughters go hungry?

Of course, my daughter won't leave it at that, so let's continue to play hardball with dad.

Make it clear that I really have no living expenses, so I have to eat dirt.

can you tell me how to eat dirt? Rich in minerals. Let's eat more. This is really no one.

The last coin toss seemed to give me a chance, but in fact it blocked the road. Give money when coins are broken? Sorry, I don't even have any coins. Such a father is really tiring.

When dad uses emoticons:

Never type a word about something that can be solved with emoticons. When dads use expression packs in different ways, you have to accept them.

The expression packs of other middle-aged people are so serious and rigorous. However, this dad's expression pack really doubts whether he is a young man, at least there is no generation gap with his children.

I don't even have such an expression pack, but it looks really funny. Where can I download it?

Dad sent something to the child:

I finally sent something to the child, and it was actually SF Express. I was so happy.

I didn't expect dad to be so considerate, for fear that the delivery would be slow.

However, the latter sentence "to pay" directly caused his great image to collapse, and his father's love fell like a mountain.

Dad snatches snacks with his children:

The children are going to school, but they forgot to bring Oreo, a prepared snack.

I spoke to my old father, asking for comfort and hugs. As a result, I was directly hit by dimensionality reduction.

I was told by my old father that Oreo had already been eaten. Is this really his own?

About falling in love among family members:

A small group of three must be the happiest? That's not necessarily true, but it must hurt the most.

As a father, he really knows his daughter best. Are you in love? It's impossible.

My daughter likes cartoon characters and stars. How can she fall in love so vulgar?

Family members talk about children breaking up:

I have never seen such a brazen person, flaunting his handsome and good temper by the sadness of his daughter breaking up. Is this really his father?

how can a mature and steady middle-aged man say such wild words?

In the end, mom couldn't stand it anymore, so she just shut up. I have to say that mom's big silence technique is quite useful.

Cross it off from the household registration book:

Never talk to a "pi" father about threats. If you dare to hack him, he will directly remove you from the household registration book and ask if you are afraid?

This kind of father is really black-bellied, but the effect is still very good. The daughter is speechless and shivering.

However, Dad is still a little wordy, and his wordiness is full of concern for his daughter.

Dad helps you quit smoking:

In the name of keeping your son healthy, you actually want to smoke by yourself.

have you seen such a skinny dad? Are you a profiteer here with the children? I thought it was a joke if I didn't know it.

but this is a living fact, and it may not be believed by anyone.

I believe these interesting dads can also create a warm and harmonious family for their children. The family atmosphere is also harmonious, and I really made friends with my children.

Understand children's interests

The most important thing in conversation is a person's interest points. If you grasp a person's interest points, you will naturally talk.

That's what the saying goes: "Every friend has a thousand cups, but lovers talk more than half a sentence".

First of all, it is very important for our parents to fully understand their children's interests, so that they can be used as a starting point for conversation and chat, and then guide their children bit by bit.

Be equal to your children

Don't always feel that you are the parents of your children, just be one level higher than your children.

In fact, it is easier for parents to get along with their children on an equal footing than for you to pose high above them.

Make it easier for children to get close to you, trust you and agree with you.

don't always say things like "I am your father, so I should take care of you" and "I am your mother, so you should listen to me".

When a child hears such words, he will first think that you don't respect him. You only control him in the name of your parents, and you are not on the same platform at all. Then who will tell you so much?

Pay attention to words and emotions in communication

When communicating with children, we can use some popular online words that they like to say, but we must pay attention to the scale and atmosphere of speaking.

Don't talk nonsense to make children feel that their parents are a "tease", which will reduce your prestige in their hearts.

Speak strictly, be close to life and children, but don't be frivolous and damage your image in children's minds. At the same time, pay attention to your emotions, control bad emotions, and don't send bad temper to your children.

In fact, communication between parents and children is also a very important educational means.

Of course, every family has its own specific problems and atmosphere. Some children just like their parents to be more free and easy to play with themselves, while others just need their parents to be strict to control them.

In any case, it is best that parents can effectively control their children according to their actual personality.

With an interesting father and a gentle mother, children naturally live happily and happily, which makes them more confident and successful!

I am a little kindergarten teacher, dedicated to helping more precious mothers!