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100 blessings for students in 2016

1. The Chinese New Year is coming soon: buying you a Mercedes-Benz as a gift is too expensive; asking you to have a meal at sea is hurting your stomach; giving you a rose is a misunderstanding; giving you a hot kiss is wrong! I have to give it to you. A text message from you is worth it!

2. The New Year is coming and I am sending you a coat. Use it to wrap your warmth, romantic love, and happy friendship. It will keep you healthy and block bad luck every day. Everyone is in a good mood!

3. During the festive season, I miss my loved ones even more, and spend the full moon to send my love to my family; I wish my relatives and friends all the best, and enjoy a good mood every day. Welcome the New Year with joy and bustle, and be happy every New Year and make all your wishes come true!

4. Love and hate are intertwined in life, and sorrow and joy pass by in a flash; face life magnanimously, and be happy all the time; pursue without need Harsh, happy mood! New Year's song: I wish you health, safety, happiness, and many happy events!

5. You can't consume without money, you can't do it without advertisements on TV, you can't do it without leaders at work, and you can't do it without courage in stock trading. In fact, these are nothing, the key is that the Spring Festival is coming, and you will never do it without blessings!

6. The New Year is very lively, the sunrise and auspicious clouds are floating in the sky, the air is fresher in spring, and the firecrackers are playing happily. , the table is full of delicacies to celebrate the reunion, and the coming year will be prosperous and auspicious, and you will be as happy and carefree as gods! I send you a message to wish you a happy new year!

7. The imperial edict arrives: By God's blessing, the emperor called: Because you owed me three New Years last year The cent has not been paid back yet. As a punishment, you are not allowed to poop for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you poop. The paper cannot be more than three feet, until you suffocate to death! Here, get the paper!

8. In life With you, my days are full of infinite vitality; with you along the way, I am not afraid of lightning strikes; just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; without you, who should feed the good pig food?

9. On New Year’s Eve, there are constant cheers; it’s inconvenient to interrupt with phone calls; my wishes come true through text messages saying New Year’s greetings; I wish you and your whole family good health; a happy life and more money in the coming year; I wish you an early New Year’s greeting to avoid busy lines!

10. Gather the sunshine of the Himalayas, gather the breeze from the ends of the earth, bring the blessings of the Gangdise Mountains, and absorb the wealth of Bill Gates. I give it to you as a gift. I wish you a happy new year!

11. Happy New Year, one for every pig! I would rather send three thousand by mistake than miss one! Please forward those who are wronged, save the default ones, and delete those who are thick-skinned. Happy New Year to my dear pig!

12. Twist blessings into wool and knit a red sweater for you: the front body is peace, the back body is happiness; auspiciousness is the shoulders, wishful thinking is in the sleeves; the collar contains Be thoughtful, and your pockets are full of happiness! Let my heart accompany you through the New Year!

13. The New Year is here, do you miss me? If you miss me, just press, and press again. Do you miss me that much? I said yes. I just clicked. Press again! I didn’t expect you to miss me like this, I’m so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

14. The tiger’s tail is tied with gold to attract wealth, and the rabbit’s head is ringing a bell to bring out the gospel. The wind chases the spring, the snow walks in the warm ocean, and the lights light up the journey home. No matter you are far or near, my blessing has already set sail: I wish you a happy Year of the Horse!

15 , In the new year, I wish you good health and all your teeth; a good trip, if you get lost along the way; a good trip, but a fall on the way; a happy day, often abnormal; always smile, and deserve to die!

< p>16. When I say happiness, you say go; when I say dream, you say yo; when you say sadness, I say no; when the new year comes, long time no see, we say hello!

17. Horse New Year’s cheers: high-five with happiness, chacha with happiness, clap with wishful thinking, tango with peace of mind, duet with success, rock slowly with happiness, laugh happily with firecrackers, welcome the New Year, win the prize with others, secretly send text messages, and send blessings to each other! I wish you good luck in the Year of the Horse, everything goes well, and everything goes as you wish!

18. During the festive season, I miss my loved ones even more, and spend the full moon to express my love for them; I wish my relatives and friends all the best, and enjoy a good mood every day.

May you welcome the New Year with joy and bustle, and may all your wishes come true every New Year!

19. It’s only a dime to send a text message, and it’s a dime to reply to a text message, and it’s a dime after a dime, which adds up to a lot. Mao, the New Year is here, I endure the pain and pluck another hair, and give it to you! I wish you a happy Spring Festival! It would be you, if it were someone else, I wouldn’t pull out a hair!

20. Constant pressure means a good job! Often Washing and rinsing means having a good home! Going shopping often means you have money to spend! Being entertained often means you are worth something! Being often dated means you are young! Receiving messages often means someone cares about you! I sincerely wish you a happy New Year and all the best. !

21. It is true gold, never afraid of the fierce flames; it is green pine, never afraid of the long cold; it is Haiyan, never afraid of the lightning that cuts through the sky; it is a fool, still staring at the text message stupidly Look!

22. You are my cotton-padded jacket in winter, the light bulb in the dark night, the bread in hunger, and the ice cream in summer. This Spring Festival you are not with me, I have nothing. I can only compile my thoughts into text messages to wish you a happy New Year.

23. When you can’t buy tickets, please think of buying some: queuing up exercises one’s patience; crowding allows you to truly feel the beauty of the family planning policy; crowding adds to the joy of winter. warmth.

24. Work away from home and think about your family. The Spring Festival is coming soon. It is difficult to buy tickets for the Spring Festival travel home. There are crowds of people to stay safe. You have to queue up all night to keep warm. A ticket is sweet in the palm of your hand. I wish you peace and security. Return home and celebrate the Chinese New Year happily!

25. When the Jade Rabbit jumps, work ends early; when the Jade Rabbit comes to graze, housing prices rise; when the Jade Rabbit jumps, prices rise and fall; when the Jade Rabbit beats, Come on, your income will increase several times; I send you good and auspicious words in the Year of the Rabbit, and may your life be as you wish!

26. I wish you a successful career in the new year, a body as strong as a tiger, and endless money. , work is not hard, leisure is like a mouse, romance is like music score, happiness belongs to you alone.

27. There are always windy mornings, warm afternoons, brilliant dusk, and shooting star nights. There is always someone praying that all the beauty in the world belongs to you! I wish you Happy Year of the Horse, may all your wishes come true!

28. Because of dreams, they are wonderful. Because it is fulfilling, it is happy. Because of caring, it is warm. Because I miss you, it is sweet. Because of trust, we are at ease. Because of you, I am no longer alone. Happy New Year!

29. The spring breeze arrives overnight, and the New Year flowers are blooming. Qiao doesn't fight for spring, she only repays her blessings. The winter snow falls quietly, and blessings arrive quietly. Happiness surrounds you, good luck abounds, and happiness and auspiciousness embrace you.

30. In the past three hundred and sixty days and nights, my heart has been waiting. In this New Year, I am still waiting, waiting for you to pour out the words in your heart.

31. New Year’s blessing text message: Happy New Year! I sincerely wish you: God bless you! Allah cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! If you want clouds, you will get clouds, and if you want rain, you will get rain. Live in a world of wine and gold.

32. When I say happiness, you say Go; when I say dreams, you say Yo; when you say sadness, I say No; On the New Year, Longtimenosee, let’s say hello!

33. The New Year's bell is about to ring; the happy flight is about to set sail; new dreams are about to bloom; take confident steps, and I guarantee that your future road will become smoother and smoother, believe me, I'm right!

< p>34. A jar of aged wine needs many long years to brew; a successful life needs to go through many ups and downs; on this New Year's Eve, let us toast to the past and move towards a new dream journey.

35. Monkeys wander around the rivers and lakes, and get angry when they are unhappy! I wish the Year of the Monkey a prosperous and prosperous year!

36. A thousand sheep in sight is not as good as a monkey in hand; a wolf in a sheep If not, the horse will jump and the monkey will not; the Year of the Monkey is auspicious!

37. The sheep's tail is tied with gold to attract wealth, and the monkey's head is ringing a bell to ring the gospel. The wind chases the spring, the snow walks in the warm ocean, and the lights light up the journey home. No matter you are far or near, my blessing has already set sail: I wish you a happy Year of the Monkey!

38 , there is always a windy morning, there is always a warm afternoon, there is always a brilliant dusk, there is always a night with shooting stars, there is always someone praying that all the beauty in the world belongs to you! I wish you a happy Year of the Monkey and all your wishes come true. !

39. With family as the center and happiness as the radius, draw thousands of happy families! I won’t give you gifts during the holidays this year, but I will send you a text message.

May health and happiness always be with you, and let me tell you: the God of Wealth has followed you!

40. During the festive season, I miss my family more and spend the full moon to express my love; I wish my relatives and friends all the best, and enjoy every day. Good mood. May you welcome the New Year with joy and bustle, and may all your wishes come true in the New Year every year!

41. I wish you always have abundant blessings, and auspicious clouds and auspicious energy gather in the New Year! Good luck in the New Year! , the lucky star comes in! I wish you good luck and all the best!

42. Every snowflake falls, every firework is lit, every second of time flows, every thought is sent , all represent every blessing I want to send you: Happy Year of the Monkey!

43. The bells of spring are ringing, and the footsteps of the New Year are stepping forward. I hope the bells of the New Year ring the happy notes in your heart. , luck and peace, follow closely like the footsteps of spring! Spring and Autumn Fruits, I will always be with you!

44. Time can fade away memories, but it cannot fade away the laughter and laughter we left along the way. I wish you a happy New Year and a peaceful life every year!

45. Happy New Year to you! I wish you good health, a better mood, and a more beautiful person! Your life will become more and more romantic! Happy New Year !

46. From the first to the fifteenth day of the lunar month, everyone dances together, everyone celebrates the New Year, everything is renewed, wealth and treasures are brought in, happiness is wrapped up for you, I wish you a smile and good luck. !Happy New Year!

47. I wish your daily mood is full of freshness, without grudges, flowing sweetly, and growing love; I wish all your wishes will be realized smoothly, and happiness will stay in your heart forever! Happy New Year!< /p>

48. The Spring Festival is here, so I wish you an early New Year: the first prayer is to wish the whole family well; the second prayer is to alleviate difficulties; the third prayer is to eliminate worries; the fourth prayer is to not age; the fifth prayer is that children are filial; the sixth prayer is to surround you with happiness; the seventh prayer is to throw away sorrow; Eight prayers means high income; nine prayers bring peace; ten prayers means happiness and freedom.

49. I twist blessings into wool and knit a red sweater for you: the former is peace, the latter is happiness; auspiciousness is the shoulders, wishful thinking is in the sleeves; the collar contains thoughtfulness, and the pockets are full of happiness. !Let my heart accompany you through the New Year!

50. I heard that you are going to be a guest at our house during the New Year. My brother will pick you up on my behalf. In order to confirm your identity, please take two in your left hand. High-quality cigarettes and two bottles of Maotai liquor in his right hand.

51. My love, you have added many beautiful memories to the screen of my memory, like a brocade! Please accept my deepest wishes, and may all the joy be with you forever! Happy New Year!

52. The days we get together are just for brewing a cup of strong wine and flowing lovesickness. Looking at your charming face amidst the sound of New Year’s firecrackers, I just want to say to you: I will love you for ten thousand years!< /p>

53. I wish you good fortune, partial wealth, windfall, and abundant financial resources; good luck in family, friendship, and personal relationships; I wish you good luck in officialdom, wealth, and love affairs.

54. The longer the wine becomes, the mellower it becomes; the longer the friendship lasts, the more true it becomes; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter. I wish you a happy New Year and always be in a good mood!

55. My thoughts for you are like the curl of light smoke, and my blessings for you are like the tinkling sound of the gurgling stream. Maybe time will fade away the past, maybe spaces will be isolated from each other. But what is worth cherishing is still the friendship you gave me. I say to you again: Happy New Year!

56. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, wealth, and happiness. Auspicious, enter the new year, spend every day happily!

57. When the new year comes, please click the happy note and let it download family affection for you, transmit love, and save my friendship in your heart. In the deepest part, I wish you a happy New Year! Blessing text messages block the network. I, the invincible super genius in the universe who has ideals, vision, and extraordinary wisdom, wish you in advance: Happy New Year!

58. Years The image is gradually turning green, and the songs of young leaves and new leaves are spinning along the annual rings. Happy New Year!

59. Funny Spring Festival greetings for the Year of the Monkey - Happy New Year! All the best! Happy family! Good financial resources. ! Good luck! Flowers bloom and wealth! The house is full of gold and jade! May you be blessed with good fortune and longevity! Congratulations on getting rich!

60. In the new year, I wish my friends: As long as you have more money and less money, you will be good; It’s good if a person is ugly and pleasing to the eye; it’s good if the old and young are healthy; it’s good if the family is poor and the family is rich; it’s good if all worries are understood; it’s good if a person’s life is peaceful!

61. During the festive season, miss your loved ones even more. Flowers and a full moon send love to family members; I wish relatives and friends all the best, and enjoy a good mood every day.

62. Happy New Year! I sincerely wish you: God bless you! Allah cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! Clouds will get clouds, rain will rain. Flowers and wine, gold everywhere.

63. I sincerely wish you that in the new year: all your expectations will come true, all your dreams will come true, all your hopes will come true, and all your efforts will succeed!

64. Wish May sweetness accompany you every day of the New Year, may warmth accompany you every hour of the day, may peace be with you every minute of every hour, may happiness be with you every minute Seconds!

65. I would like to say hello to you in the new year: success in the office, better life, mid-term lottery draw, good luck every day, wins in card games, good taste every time, and the younger you live, the younger you will be. , the longer you are, the more handsome you are, gold comes from your home, and money grows on the wall!

66. Send you every day, send you everything smoothly, send you every day, be rich before and after, send you every day, go to work every day No hard work, I send it to you every day, no matter what you do, you will pass!

67. Welcome the new year and bid farewell to the old one. I wish you new harvests in the new year, get rich on the Marlboro Road, climb the Hongta Mountain in your career, and love the game. If you cross Ashima, your wealth will spread throughout Greater China

68. If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will give you an East China Sea; if a star represents a happiness, I will give you a Milky Way; if a tree To represent my longing, I will give you a forest. Happy New Year!

69. I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three goats opening up, peace in all seasons, five blessings, six six, good luck, seven stars shining in all directions, wealth coming from all directions, ninety-nine, concentricity, perfect perfection, Pepsi, a thousand things, good luck, and all the best!

70. The longer the wine lasts, the mellower it becomes; the longer the friendship lasts, the more true it becomes; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become weaker and weaker. I wish you a happy New Year and always be in a good mood!

71. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, wealth, and good fortune. , enter the New Year, and spend every day happily!

72. $$When you receive these money symbols, it means that you have received the blessings of the God of Wealth, and he will help you in the new year. Bring wealth throughout the year!

73. A green leaf is full of friendship to its roots; a congratulatory message condenses my wishes for you. Another wonderful beginning - the beginning of the new year. I wish success and happiness will always be with you.

74. I have been picking a flower for a long time, but I can’t bear to throw it away when it withers; I have been holding an umbrella for a long time, but I can’t think of picking it up when the rain stops; I have been walking on a road for a long time, and I can’t walk even when it gets dark. At last; after waiting for a long time to say this, I can finally say to you today: Happy New Year.

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76. I wish you a happy year ahead Heart, may you have a happy life and a peaceful life. May every wish in your life be fulfilled. Have a happy New Year!

77. On New Year’s Eve, I dreamed of you. Happy New Year to you: Happy New Year! I woke up from my dream with a sneeze. I knew you missed me, so I called you immediately to tell you to bring the red envelope!

78. The New Year is here, and I think I have nothing to give. I don’t intend to give you too much, I only want to give you 50 million: Be happy! Be healthy! Be safe! Be content! Don’t forget me

79. I wish you that in the new year, you will be free from work, win money by playing cards, your bankbook will increase infinitely, your pocket will be filled with dollars, your bed will be crowded with beauties, you will be full of energy, and your lover will be fierce and sweet.

80. "Pig" you are safe. "Pig" you are happy. "Pig" you are happy. "Pig" you are so anxious that you jump over the wall. "Pig" you come safely.

81. The hero rides away on horseback, the beautiful woman shepherds the sheep and brings blessings. Everyone will get drunk if they are not drunk with wine, and they will be obsessed with sex if they are not charming. I wish you a new year: make money when you go out, catch the fish when fishing online, and have a good meal. There are endless wings to enjoy, and there are endless opportunities to pick up pretty girls every day!

82. Happy New Year, I wish you: good health, all the best, a happy family, a happy life, a successful career, a house full of jewels, and a long life. Wealthy, powerful, invincible, and invincible!

83. As the saying goes: The plan for a year lies in spring. Let me tell you a secret to get rich in the New Year: Seize the opportunity whether it is an old chicken or a young chicken; take care of the rams and ewes and take advantage of them.

84. Click to see your face all winter; copy your enthusiasm and paste it in my heart; download your breath and save it forever; delete all gray viruses and welcome the brilliant Happy New Year, say goodbye to the old and welcome the new!

85. The new year is coming. May you receive gifts and red envelopes every day, win money as high as the mountains from playing cards, may your new couple love you like a bean bag, and set off firecrackers all over the streets. Say hello to anyone you arrest, you don’t have to worry about the police knowing about it! Good luck to you!

86. As the New Year approaches, I wish you to become: a leisurely sheep, a powerful ox, a mighty tiger, an obedient rabbit, a noble sheep, and an auspicious snake. , a thousand-mile horse, a docile sheep, a smart monkey, a diligent chicken, a loyal dog, and a happy pig!

87. One pound of melon seeds and two pounds of dates, I wish you good luck early; one pound of candy and two pounds of bananas, I wish you good luck. Good luck will not run away; one pound of peanuts and two pounds of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket!

88. On New Year’s Eve, four dishes and one soup are given: braised for happiness, steamed for friendship, stir-fried for wealth, water Cook healthy, happy soup every day, and a bottle of Lanling old good-luck wine, and give me a bowl of worry-free rice for a happy new year.

89. It’s the Chinese New Year, and I have compiled a couplet for you! First couplet: I suffer for you, I am tired for you, and I shed tears for you. 3 latest 100 New Year greetings for 2016. 3 latest 100 New Year greetings for 2016. Second line: I am crazy about you, crazy about you, and hit a big wall because of you. Hengpi: related to the post. I wish you a prosperous New Year!

90. The New Year is approaching. For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can fill in the greetings with a pencil on large-denomination RMB and send them to me! Thank you Your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

91. Good luck in the New Year! I wish you are more popular than Our Lady, rich enough to be the mother of Bill Gates, more heroic than Saddam Hussein, and as handsome as Beckham. Mum, you must be the international superman!

92. When I have money, I will use Remy Martin to flush your toilet, use US dollar bills to light your cigarettes, and use a rose to give you a bubble bath. , use Boeing planes to pick you up from get off work, and use Huanzhu Gege to serve as your maid! Happy New Year!

93. No matter how watery the sea is, how majestic the mountains are, how many legs the spider has, or how spicy the peppers are Mouth, no matter how stupid the D is, how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful during the Spring Festival! Happy New Year!

94. There are two main purposes for sending text messages this time: one is to practice fingering; To keep in touch with each other, I am very responsible to tell you that today is New Year’s Eve, and the new year is coming soon. I would like to send you a technical message: Happy Spring Festival!

95. Four blessings: Booking a New Year’s Eve dinner for New Year’s Eve , go out and hail a taxi, visit each other to get lucky money, and have a holiday from the first to the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year; I wish you good fortune, partial fortune, windfall fortune, and abundant wealth; family, friendship, personal love, and all the best!

96. Considering that in the next few days there will be overwhelming text messages of blessing clogging up the Internet, the super invincible genius in the universe who is unparalleled in ideals, vision and wisdom congratulates in advance: Gude Gude is dead, Team Team Apu, eh Hi, Pi Niu Yeer!

97. The New Year is here, do you miss me? If you miss me, just press, and then press again. Do you miss me that much? I only pressed the button when I said you missed me. Press again! I didn’t expect you to miss me like this, I’m so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

98. I asked about the worry, and it doesn’t love you at all. It also said that it will never pay attention to you. Let me tell you not to be sentimental! Also, Health asked me to bring you a love letter: it has a secret love for you. You have been with me for a long time and will remain unchanged throughout my life! Happy New Year! I bought two pounds of fashion in a specialty store, three pounds of romance from the supermarket, eight pounds of self-made happiness, and cut out a ton of care from the bottom of my heart to be a A gift for you in the Year of the Monkey!

99. From tonight to tomorrow day, goose feather-like blessings will appear on your mobile phone. Your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep over you. Around, it is expected that the wind will continue to blow in the coming weeks!

100. Steamed fish, sweet and sour fish, boiled fish, pickled fish, the fish is endless, like a fish in water, the fish eyes are mixed, the fish is fried, the fish is incoherent , I wish you a happy Year of the Monkey! Prosperity every year!