Humorous short message joke

Funny short message joke: Fahai provoked White Snake, Jinshan Temple was flooded; Pig Bajie provoked Chang 'e and was sent down to earth. Cowherd angered the queen mother and was separated from her. Don't mess with women, whether it's yours or not. Weaver girl? , or yours? Grandma? . More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Article 1: Funny SMS joke 1, it's hot, give you an electric fan, and happiness will revolve around you; Send you an air conditioner, only you cool others sigh; Send you an ice cream, your mouth is sweeter than your smile; I say hello to you and let you cook. This is called reciprocity. Remember to be there or in the square!

2. Happiness is not afraid of dullness, even if time is like electricity; Dreams are not afraid of being far away, even if hope is like smoke; Friendship is not afraid of time, even though missing is like a thread. Send this message, one is to contact feelings, and the other is that you still owe me a meal. See you when you invite me.

I will send you a girl without sadness and catch a happy bird for you. When a happy bird flies to you with a girl who is not sad, please tidy up your heart. That is my best blessing to you: I hope you will be happy forever!

4, eat a bean to draw a tendon, find a lover to hurt a heart, the onion planted on the stone can't take root, the kiss on the glass is personal anxiety, and the text message can't see someone, which makes me miss someone.

5, silly to send some flowers and plants, frivolous led around, tacky' full, boring dancing, bold cuddling, crazy on the spot, timid to send a message to say hello, did not stay at home and think hard.

6. Be as strong as swift, as happy as dove, as happy as sparrow, as free as eagle, as chic as seagull, as beautiful as swan, as graceful as egret and as auspicious as magpie. So the legendary bird man is you!

7. Life is hard without you; Without you, my heart is very annoying; When I lost you, I burst into tears; Pursue you and never get tired of it; It is sweet to have you in my heart; Embrace you, the world is wide; Oh, RMB, I am willing to be with you forever!

8. What do you mean by looking at you with a pen? Did Pam see you? ; What does it mean to smile at you with a ruler? Does the ruler laugh at you? ; What do you mean by looking at you with a cup? You are very. Cup ratio? .

Chapter 2: Funny SMS jokes 1. As a boss, I am very cautious in texting. Fame is given by everyone, status is spelled by brothers, and we are responsible for everyone! Remind you for decades, the Dragon Boat Festival is here, and it's time to pay the protection fee this month!

2. Who are you after receiving this message? Zongzi? Manager; Reading, and you are? Zongzi? Person in charge; Save, and you are? Zongzi? Tube; Forward, and you are? Zongzi? Work; Delete, and you are? Zongzi? Stop. ? Zongzi? Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

The Dragon Boat Festival is coming. Our boss not only gave zongzi, but also lost his temper: everyone will work overtime after eating zongzi, and no one is allowed to take time off.

4, you are afraid of heat, but you are wrapped in clothes; You are afraid of pain, but you just tighten your belt; You are afraid of being tired, but you are just wearing jewelry; You love swimming, but you don't even take off your clothes. No, it's baked with fire. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

5. I am a glutinous rice leaf and you are rice, wrapping you layer by layer; There are a few meters in zongzi, which means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or Zongzi will choke you to death! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

6. On May 5th, after the Dragon Boat Festival, wrap a zongzi to send blessings. I wish you a hard life and a loving career. Drink realgar, celebrate sunset, a love story rises, the dragon boat race flies, and the long vacation is refreshing!

7. The afternoon festival is over. I am a friend of a woman on the moon. My western daughter is a star, and my daughter begs for food. It's too late, I want to see you! Brother, you held a special lunch festival. Have fun!

8, the Dragon Boat Festival weeding, sweating and sowing, for Chinese food, Zongzi is not afraid of suffering. I wish you a healthy heart, happy and not lost.

9. I tied myself round and round; Dress yourself again, soak yourself in water one by one, and wash it day after day. Dressing up is not just for you on the Dragon Boat Festival.

Article 3: Funny SMS joke 1, cricket and bear bet that you couldn't see me jumping into the grass, and the bear didn't believe me. The cricket jumped into the grass, the bear was watching, and the bear was still watching. Why is the bear still watching? Bear! Stop looking!

Let's break up. Although many lonely nights haunt me because you are not lonely, it hurts my heart too much. Now I finally understand that smoking is harmful to health.

3. They stood opposite each other, undressed and sweated a crack. Ha ha! ..... sawing wood!

4. Valentine's Day taboo? One? You should send two short messages, have two bowls for dinner, drink two cups of tea, walk the dog in two pairs of socks, and hold you in one hand and in the other.

5. Single women are called petty bourgeoisie, single men are called bachelors, ugly women are called dinosaurs, ugly men are called frogs, what is shrimp, and the supporters are called top. Even you are called Xiao Qiang instead of cockroaches. Isn't that much better?

6. I haven't had a good time recently and I haven't had much contact. Please apologize to me as soon as possible. Call and text me, whatever you want. You'd better invite me to dinner. We are still good partners!

7. Look at you. You didn't seize the opportunity to get rich. I didn't buy a house when the property market was on fire, and I didn't speculate when the stock market rose. Now I'm too old to sell meat!

8. One day, I found that my little pig suddenly stopped sleeping late. This is very strange. When I went to see it, I saw the little pig and didn't know what to do. I took a closer look. Wow, the pig is reading the message!

9. A puppy whispered to a mouse, Do you like me? The mouse said affectionately, I really like you. You can read text messages and pretend to be human.

10, once upon a time, there was a big bachelor. I heard that as long as you dress yourself with beautiful feathers, you can attract the attention of the opposite sex. That's it. From then on, people will praise it when they see it: what a big duster.

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