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In those years, what routines did we encounter in the meat pit?

Which great god is not a little white man! The routine of the meat circle is so deep that it was pitted if you were not careful. This baby was cheated a lot when he first came to into the pit! The following is the most common routine of meatloaf summarized by this baby.

Ordinary goods sell at sky-high prices!

This routine of selling ordinary goods to sky-high prices is not uncommon in old ladies selling flowers on the roadside! It can be said that most of the little whites who just entered the meat pit have been pitted by these grandmothers!

They have one thing in common: they never sell expensive goods! At that time, no matter what rotten streets, fleshy bodies were transformed into nobles in flowers in their hands! What a dollar Bai Mudan, even on Taobao, is only a few cents, but in the hands of an old woman, a small one is 10 yuan, and you can't bargain yet!

So for the old irons who enter the meat pit, cherish life and stay away from the old ladies on the street!

Yaojin naturally wants to buy!

People who like to eat meat all know the variety of rainbow. Rainbow is actually a purple pearl with brocade! Like human albinism, plant flowering is actually a disease.

This morbid beauty is what many fleshy babies like. Generally, the price of a fleshy flower will rise ten times or even dozens of times. However, the probability of many varieties of succulent brocade is very low. Because succulent brocade is difficult to feed because of "skin disease", many businesses have begun to use their brains!

They use drugs to make more meat produce brocade, which is far from natural brocade!

Although natural brocade is not easy to raise, it can still be carefully raised, but the beauty of medicinal brocade can be said to be short-lived. Basically, medicinal brocade will wither and die because of excessive damage caused by medication!

There are also mixed sales of similar varieties.

This kind of person is worse than the old woman in the street. The old lady in the street is still aboveboard, which means selling cheap varieties as expensive ones!

Everyone knows that Rourou has many good sisters. They all look alike, but the prices are quite different. For example, more expensive peach eggs, peach beauty. These two varieties are about the same length, and you will be cheated if you don't pay attention!

There are also varieties with similar looks but very different prices, such as peach eggs and cheese, peach eggs and fate (some people say that fate is a peach egg, just a gimmick, but now the fate on the market is really much more expensive than peach eggs! )。 These similar varieties will make people stupid and confused!

This kind of merchant selling fake goods is the most hateful and I hate it the most!

There is also a variety with several names!

Which is more advanced, Mary in Northeast China or Mary in Taiwan Province Province?

In fact, many succulents' names were introduced from China, so many merchants made a fuss about succulents' names.

Everyone knows that Chihuahua is a cheaper variety. But you don't know that Chihuahua actually has several faces! It is a chihuahua, a peach or a Momotaro.

In fact, so many names are for selling a good price, and so many ordinary meats are packaged into new varieties by merchants to pit Xiaobai!