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What do you think about Song Zude’s Maotai liquor? The price should not be higher than 70 yuan per bottle?

Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next.

Song Zude has a really good mouth and can say a few words about anything

The problem is that he never analyzes data tables with pictures and texts like others. He just thinks of it. One out is one out.

Someone summed it up and said that Song Zude cannot speak with his brains

Are you kidding me? Big Vs who cannot speak with their brains have already gone in, and those who can stay are all with their brains. Yes, Song Zude was not only overthinking, he also racked his brains to come up with several controversial topics to hype up. If you don’t say anything shocking, you will die without stopping? Brother Song is following the path of cultivation that scares a cow to death with just one sentence.

Taking quarrels with celebrities and netizens, there is nothing that Song Zude cannot antagonize in current affairs news from all over the world. In this movie, today he antagonized Maotai again.

Moutai should not exceed 70 yuan per bottle. Stop all advertising and make it affordable for ordinary people.

I don’t know what data Song Zude calculated based on this? 70 yuan per bottle?, but I know that as soon as the 70 yuan came out, the boss of Maotai got a big headache.

It’s so cruel. I worked from 2,000 to 70, and I didn’t even mention bargaining for clothes until I got a fraction.

We can’t calculate the cost of Moutai. It should be a commercial secret, but Moutai’s pricing must far exceed the cost. The degree of huge profits from the premium is second only to medicine and female anchors.

Doubling in ten years and tenfold in twenty years, the price of Moutai is getting higher and higher, becoming more and more unattainable.

In addition to the fact that Moutai liquor is indeed delicious, the Moutai Group’s promotional pages are indispensable. Have you ever seen any company whose advertising expenses can reach billions a year?

That’s right, Maotai liquor can throw out billions just for advertising. The wool comes from the sheep. If the price does not increase, where will the money come from?

Should Moutai be priced at 70 yuan? It definitely shouldn’t be.

Don’t tell me how Moutai was made. The cost was only tens or hundreds.

We all know very well who are the people who like to drink Moutai now.

1. Jack Ma’s kind of rich father who doesn’t take money as money.

2. A boss who has a secretary when he goes out, and the brand of the car is more expensive than the car.

3. At the state banquet

But the price of Moutai was speculated by these three waves of people, no!

It was the common people who started it!

Everyone knows that Moutai is ridiculously expensive, but why do we still drink Moutai when we treat guests to dinner and give gifts.

It should be too good at pretending to be X.

Come on, let’s think about which three groups of people love to drink Moutai, yes, but they have status, status, and face

They all drink Moutai, so we can treat them to it Moutai, that’s a lot of respect and face.

Moutai is also doing its best. For so many years, it has been ambiguous with the national wine.

This time it’s even better, the best wine in the country, top quality.

You can buy the best wine in the country for 2,000 yuan. If you can drink the same thing as that group of people, doesn’t it mean that everyone has the same taste, and your status will be closer to you in a daze?

So, people who can spend 2,000 on a bottle of Feitian don’t care at all about spending an extra 2,000.

Is that wine sold by Moutai? What is sold is the brand!

A Rolls-Royce umbrella sells for 100,000 yuan, and a gold thread on the car body is priced at 30,000 yuan. People say it was painted by a master.

I’m just kidding, are your paintings straighter than those sprayed by machines, or are they more wear-resistant than those sprayed by machines?

This is what people want. If it’s too expensive, don’t buy it.

The same goes for Maotai. People say that the sorghum used for brewing is picked out one by one by 28-year-old girls with their ears. People say that the water for brewing is flown in from Brazzaville, Congo. , what’s wrong, no?

Why, do you still dislike the low cost? It’s easy to say.

The price increased to 8,000 a bottle, and the purchase had to be limited. It was packaged in LV style, the bottle was made of white marble, and the bottle cap was made of gold and diamonds. It doesn’t matter how expensive it is.

See if anyone buys it, still the same!

Face!

They also called for 70 yuan per bottle. If 70 yuan can buy Moutai, can it buy face?