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Personality humor birthday greetings

1. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will be happy forever!

2. Today is your birthday. I pray that the wind will cross thousands of ditches and valleys, with her tenderness, brush away the fatigue on your face, clean up the dust of your heart, shake off the burden of your whole body, and let you walk along calmly and smartly!

3. The leader's birthday is a treat, everyone sends money and things, and strangers send couplets. Part 1: Beer, wine and cocktails have been waiting for you for a long time! Part two: rooster, hen, black-bone chicken, just in time! Horizontal approval: supervision and supervision!

4. Give you a birthday present with the heaviest amount of shit since there was shit. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that there is not enough feces, please help yourself.

May your birthday be filled with endless happiness, may your memories today be warm, may all your dreams be sweet, and may you have a happy New Year!

6. One should learn to forget his achievements. Some people become complacent after a little success, which is obviously a reason for failure. Achievements are just the past, and everything must start from scratch, so as to cross a new realm of life.

7. No matter how busy I am in the future, I will remember to miss you! Remember to pass on my heartfelt wishes to you!

8. On your birthday, I couldn't stay with you and give you my warmth. I can only keep my wish. I wish you happiness every day!

9. Wish yourself a happy birthday in advance! I hope that no matter what happens, I will face it well, not for anything else, just because I am light light blue! Ha ha! Come on, light light blue!

10. Today, like a bird spreading its new wings; Tomorrow is like Pengcheng Eagle, Wan Li. Happy birthday to me!

1 1. Today is your birthday. May all happiness, all happiness, all warmth and all good luck surround you. Happy birthday!

12. Life is like a dream. Some people say it clearly, others say it vaguely, and everyone is destined to be a happy person with success or failure, with gains and losses, forgetting troubles! Happy birthday to myself.

13. I always hope to get a lot of love. Without love, a lot of money is good. If there is none, I am still healthy. I'm not really poor. Happy birthday to myself.

14. On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. May you have 365 beautiful days, and sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday to me. In the future, I will cherish time and create value for mankind. I will also feel sorry for myself, not too tired, and I will also care about filial piety.

Humorous birthday greetings (2)

1. Birthday wish: I hope your God, my Bodhisattva, can at least bless the three good creatures I accidentally injured to tolerate my mistakes and help me correct them!

How I want to see you, see your recent changes, no.