Tik Tok's funniest copy (1 14 sentences)

1. Sister is sister and has never been surpassed.

Everything is false, only poverty is true.

3. The taste of the world is a definite happiness. Can you create an object?

Xiu Yuan Road is far away, so let's take a taxi.

I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. I will do it myself.

6. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here.

7. Don't tell me you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?

8. I staggered forward, although blood and bones were scattered all over the floor.

9.* * is my mantra, and ignoring people is my specialty.

10, you can dress up all, I only like sparrows in the tree.

1 1. Don't worry, I won't leave you first unless you let me go.

12, if you dare to betray your sister, I won't sell you anything in the end.

13, you know so much about people's depth, but you don't know good or bad.

14, don't write your sadness on your face, it will look very worthless!

15, women are used for pain, and men are used to support their families.

16, I described the depths of people's hearts, but I saw the shallowness of people's hearts.

17, I quit high-profile, making you shameless happiness.

18, give you a slap and then rub, this is the heart.

19, this road is full of scenery, so I won't go over the mountains for you.

Since you don't know who to cry to, smile at the world.

2 1. In this world, love always kills love. Hate masks love.

22, I am dead, I have something to burn paper, small things to evoke souls, and big things to dig graves!

23. Love is like this. Either you lied to me or I was cheated by you.

24. It is said that what a horse is a cloud, and that swift horse is a cloud in a cloud.

25. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

26. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they're down. I just closed the well.

27. I am so cold that I want to bow my head unless there is money underground.

28, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and tearful, and I will go if the child doesn't go.

29, cool like the wind, wild like a dog, not charming, but also free.

30. All the introversion in the world is because I can't stand the boredom of others.

3 1, it's not that you make me silent, it's just that you make me speechless.

32. As a teacher, it is estimated that the homework assigned this year will be left over to next year.

33. I heard that you want to see a snow. I silently saved dandruff all winter.

34. Even if women are like clothes, some women are brands you can't afford.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

I love you forever, because you are the only one I am looking for.

37. Between boys and girls, there is always ambiguity to have a good impression.

38. Looking at last year's yellowed calendar, we have good memories.

39. Don't think you are unique. There are many pearls in the world!

40. Dear, I have given you my heart. What else can't I give?

4 1, don't ask me what kind of person I am, I am a good person if I am not bad to you.

As long as you want it, as long as I have it, I won't give it to you anyway.

43. May you be brave even if you are alone in the future.

44. I put down my self-esteem to love you, and all my thoughts are on you.

45. I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy an extra piece of land in your heart.

46. Every time the Chinese class answers questions, the whole class is always silent.

47. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

Teacher, our class is all idiots. How can I be smart?

49. What's your concern when you grow up like this and dare to wander the streets all day?

You said you loved me, but in the end you broke your word. Who the fuck are you kidding?

5 1, I found that children wash their hair now, not for cleanliness but for hairstyle!

52. Speak up if you don't understand. Don't say it when you understand it. Just smile.

53. If you can't get rich overnight, two nights will do, and I can accept half a month.

54. The harder you work, the harder you work, and then the wind and water will flourish; All beings are suffering and can't give up.

I didn't know dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

56. Things that have made you cry will make you say it with a smile one day.

57. All people's unhappiness basically comes from lack of money or love!

58. Don't always rely on others, you will always be good to you and often think about which onion you are.

59. You are young, but you carry a lot of weight. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

60. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.

6 1, if you don't look back, you won't for the rest of your life. There is still a long way ahead. I hope you can do it and cherish it.

62. There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately!

63. When personality is troubled, the moral level is not clear, so teachers should pay attention.

64. Do you get up early because of the pursuit of the toilet or because the bed is not reserved?

65. Shut up and pick up your legs. In the end, you will find that your face is big.

66. The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.

67. Girls with fat hands are the most suitable. In the future, the gold ring given by my boyfriend will be bigger than others'.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

69. I'd better call you a single turtle. After all, at your age, several dogs have died!

70. A person's real strength lies not in what he can do, but in what he can bear.

7 1. Have you ever been kicked in the head by a donkey, pushed by a door, caught by a scallop, or farted?

72. You think you are great because you are big and dinosaurs are big, so you are not extinct.

73. Don't call if you have activities during the holiday, just pick me up. Fast and handsome.

74. Don't always say leave everything to time. Time won't bother to clean up your mess.

75. People who only know justice are bound to be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.

76. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't be self-sufficient in happiness.

77. Wukong, there is not enough firewood. Bring more scriptures. Jason Wu, do you think Bajie is familiar?

78. After studying for so many years, when I think about it now, I was the best in kindergarten.

79, * * is a symbol of power, women can conquer men, men can conquer banks!

80. People will tell the truth in three situations: before leaving, when they are desperate, and when they are drunk.

8 1, I thought I was just shocked before, but today I finally saw what dysmenorrhea is.

82. I would rather spend time cultivating my imperfect self than wasting time expecting perfect others.

83. Those girls who can't twist the bottle cap are all pretending. Ask her to open a courier if you don't believe me.

84. If a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you are with the wrong person.

I learned a new word. The poor are not called poor, but called "rich people", and instantly feel high-end westernization.

86. I hope you don't live as well as me, die earlier than me, eat badly, sleep badly, and look particularly old.

87. It is bad enough to say that marriage is the grave of love. What's even sadder is that mistress is coming to rob the tomb!

88. Bowing your head is not to admit defeat, but to see your own way clearly; Looking up is not pride, but seeing your own sky.

89. You only pretend to be forced with me because you don't. You pretend to be pure with me only because you are not pure.

90. I like you very much in spirit. If I don't sleep with you, I feel particularly disrespectful to your body.

9 1, let nature take its course, don't insist, don't retain, don't insist, come if you should, and roll if you should.

92. Life is like a cold, cold and hot. There is no panacea that can be cured immediately, but it is not fatal.

Actually, you don't know what will happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy journey, and nothing can be guaranteed.

94. Women may betray you, brothers may cheat you, but not math. Math can't!

95. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

96. When you feel that life is not satisfactory, don't panic. Just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

97. Many people mistakenly love a person because they are lonely, but more people are lonely all their lives because they mistakenly love a person.

98. I do something, either I don't do it or I try my best. So I choose not to do it because I can't do it well!

99. No matter how big or small, as long as you think you are doing well, do it resolutely. This is character.

100, someone asked me why my skin is black. I smiled. One white covers all the ugliness. You hide your ugliness for nothing, but I'm not ugly.

10 1, I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor and only put a dollar in my bowl.

102, when I told you my troubles, it was not my complaint, but my complete trust in you.

103, the clearest sentence in listening comprehension of CET-4 today: Now please take out the tape and turn to side B to continue listening.

104, choosing a name is really important. That day, I saw a person with a unique name, called "Silver Sword"; Unfortunately, his surname is "Fan".

105, if you are considered unsociable, you are unsociable. If you are called a freak, you are a freak. You'll be as short as a fart all your life. Just be happy!

106, the lover you can't get is the wind after all, and will leave after thousands of times. From then on, the mountains are long and the waters are wide, and the green hills are far away. You are you and I am me.

107. If a friend who chats well with you online suddenly ignores you, then you should reflect on whether you are taking selfies online.

108, compared with childhood achievements. Grow up and pay more. It's okay now. When you walk a road, you must compare your steps. Leave me alone. I just want to be an undisputed garbage.

109, some people say that life is daily necessities, others say that life is a mess, and I am special. One is struggling to survive and has not lived yet.

1 10, so old, I mastered a specialty without learning other skills. I can sleep well without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.

1 1 1. Women were naughty when they were young, grew up in Taobao, worked for gold, married Taomi, and were eliminated when they were old. Women, act quickly while you are still young.

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1 13, people used to say that I have small eyes, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

1 14, happiness can be enjoyed by others, and suffering can only be strong; When you go straight ahead, don't forget to look back at what you used to look like. Some things can't be returned. This is growth.