Funny jokes about Chinese Valentine's Day

1. The night is soft and beautiful, and the moon shines on the Chinese Valentine's Day. I hold my cell phone tightly and edit every word, traveling through the past in my memory, conveying my long-lost friendship and your still breath.

2. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the ups and downs we have gone through with you. If there are only three minutes left, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left, I will say I love you. you!

3. Due to the recent strong solar ions, there will be no signal when talking on the phone under the sun. Please raise your other hand above your head to block the sun when talking on the phone! Remember, the higher the better!

4. Female: Why do you use one eye every time you look at me? Man: You can see it more clearly this way. Woman: Why? Male: When shooting, you always aim with one eye.

5. I have always been indifferent to illusory love, always thinking that I don’t care. It’s just because of you that I can’t help myself; it’s just because of you that I fall into the trap of love!

6. You have a thousand and ten thousand reasons to hate me, but there is only one exception, I still love you! My dear, Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day!

7. I envy the sun, which can see your bright smile. I envy the moon, which can watch you sleep peacefully. I envy myself, at least I can miss you all the time.

8. Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are the phoenix in the sky flying and flying. I am the crow on the ground chasing and chasing you. I won’t hit you or scold you. I use my feelings. Torture you.

9. I am leaving, don’t look for me, because where I am going, you will never see me again. Your heart is so warm, I will keep it in your heart forever.

10. "I am always rejected by others, and I also want to reject others once. It's Chinese Valentine's Day, so you can confess your love to me and make me happy once." "Okay, I like you." "Me too. "I like you."

11. Women are amazing, they can give birth and sleep; they dance when they see money; they smile when they have food; their faces change when they talk. Screaming like a ghost!

12. I entrust a mosquito to find you, let it tell you that I miss you, and ask it to kiss you for me. I hope you don’t burn mosquito coils to scare it away, and it will tell you that I miss you. Miss you very much!

13. Husband, no matter you choose a wife or a lover, I am your only choice, right? For me, you are the only one. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

14. Wife: Dear, if the weather is good tomorrow, come with me to the street to buy some clothing materials! What did the weather forecast say just now? Husband: "It rains, winds, thunders, and earthquakes."

15. The Chinese Valentine's Day is here, and I don't have anything to give, so I give you a couplet. The first couplet: cold eyebrows and eyes; the second couplet: bow your head and be a bachelor; horizontal comment: long live the bachelor! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

16. I like to see your smile as bright as a spring flower, and your elegant and quiet figure. Did you have a good holiday? Did you remember me? I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

17. I feel the sunshine is warm because you are bathing in it; I feel the scenery is beautiful because you are walking in the scenery. No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you are the only one I will always treasure in my heart.

18. Male: Every time I miss you, the stars will shed a tear. This is how the ocean is formed. Woman: I fart every time I miss you. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

19. I love you. Not because of your wealth, your appearance, your figure, your career. I love you because I have decided to love you. I love you because of my decision.

20. A lover’s thoughts are always moist and warm, so tough that they can travel through light years! Even if you are on the other side of the galaxy, I will summon all the birds to send my love to you.

21. When I'm with you, you don't have to hold on to the armrest when riding in the car. You can choose my tie, belt, suit pocket or simply let me hold you in my arms.

22. Dear, from now on, I am willing to be your accelerator. If you tell me to go fast, I will go fast. If you tell me to go slow, I will go slow. And you are my steering wheel. You tell me to go east, but I will never go west.

23. Me! Like a dragon in the sky, you! Like a phoenix on the ground, I fly and fly in the sky, and you chase and chase you on the ground. I love you, I won’t lie to you, just like farmers love corn.

24. Looking for a girlfriend: The personality is the same as you, the appearance is the same as you, the appearance is exactly the same as you, the cuteness is as cute as you, I feel exactly like you!

25. Use the horizon to knit a sweater for you, no matter where you are, you can't escape my sight; use the sight to knit a sweater for you, no matter where you are, I can see you.

26. I miss you: day and night; I miss you: the clouds rise and the mist clears; I miss you: before the flowers and under the moon; I miss you: in my eyes and in my heart; I miss you: in this life and the next! Happy Valentine's Day!

27. The moths and fireflies have passed away, and the school friends have no sons and left their beards. Occasionally, one person is left behind, and they say nothing. The cowboy crosses the river and builds a raft, and he stays here for three days. It turns out that this word is in front of the boundary.

28. I am a dragon in the sky, and my sister is a cluster of flowers on the ground. If the dragon does not raise its head, it will not rain, and if the rain does not hit the flowers, they will not be red. I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

29. Female: How do you know you fall in love with me? Man: I have insomnia because I miss New Year. Woman: This is not enough proof, because my mother also loses sleep because of you, but I know she doesn’t love you!

30. Me + you = happiness for each other. Whether you accept it or not, I really love you. You are my sunshine after the rain and the warmth of the winter! Happy Valentine's Day!

31. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour text messages. You have only two choices. One is to have your defense line completely destroyed; the other is to say you love me.

32. Touching songs, pure love, you dominate my heart. You let me move forward, and I will never dare to stop. You are my traffic light, and all actions follow your orders.

33. Love is a profession, liking is the foundation of love, missing you is my homework, and loving you is my career. Although I occasionally lose my job, I still insist on repeating my old career

34. Sister, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. I miss you every time I click. I fall in love with you at first sight. I chase you without saying a word. I come to you again and again. I must chase you. .

35. Dear lazy insect, do you have a deep winter sleep and still smile when dreaming? The weather is so good today, remember to take a shower in the afternoon, lest your fragrance will knock me down tomorrow!

36. If you read it, you owe me a hug; if you delete it, you owe me a kiss; if you save it, you owe me a date; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you don’t reply, you are mine. choose!

37. Why do you want to divorce your wife? “Because she’s going to the bar every night. "She's a drinker, isn't she?" ""No. She would always go to the bar and pester me home. ”

38. Please stop reading and turn off the phone! There is really nothing interesting to see, please! Do you really want to see it? Don’t regret it? Okay! This is what you want to see - ―I love you so much!

39. My longing for you has not changed day after day. When will the beautiful dreams appear? When will I see you again?

40. I tried to explain the subtle feelings in my heart when I saw you, but I found that I couldn’t analyze it based on what I learned. Later I learned that this feeling is: I like you.

41. My dear. , I don’t know why my heart is for you, my love is wonderful because of you, I just want to say to you: As long as you are willing, I will protect you with my lifelong love!

42. Mathematics! It makes me very tired, and my physics is really wrong. Still in love! Today is Chinese Valentine's Day, my dear, do you see them?

44. Oh no, there have been heavy rains, frequent earthquakes, and constant disasters... , let's pray to the sky together, and the prayer is - I love you!

45. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day, and will become violent in the afternoon, and my mood will drop by five. Affected by this low mood, it is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you.

46. I really want to be with you for the rest of my life and travel to all corners of the world; I really want to be with you for the rest of my life. After that, I won’t stay alone anymore. My heart is sad for you, and I shed tears for you. You will always be mine.

47. An unmarried woman sighed: Why do all good men become other people’s husbands? Remind her: Wives raise good husbands by themselves, and no man can be self-taught.

48. When I was in poverty, there was a girl who was willing to die with me... She said with red eyes: If you don't pay me back, I will die with you.

49. When his wife gets angry, a man has to hide; when his wife gets angry, a man becomes quiet; when his wife gets fat, a man stumbles; when his wife gets rich, a man steps down.

50. Above the Milky Way, a lifetime of waiting and several lifetimes of fate have turned into crystal tears, spilling down to the mortal world, leaving infinite blessings to the world! I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day and sweet love!

51. On the Chinese Valentine's Day, magpies announce the good news, laughter does not end, happiness does not end, romance does not end, happiness does not end, beauty does not end, blessings do not end, I wish my dear friends that the fire of love will never go out. !

52. I don’t love you, I’m lying to you, it’s against my will. I really don’t want to tell lies, but I just don’t love you, I just want to lie to you, and I can’t let you guess me. Heart.

53. There are many birds flying by the swan lake, but there is no good reason for a couple to walk together. The two trees are not connected by the heart of the forest. If you have no intention, you will fly away first. (I miss you so much) Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day!

54. My dear, let’s celebrate the first Chinese Valentine’s Day that we *** have gone through together! There is no need to envy the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meeting each other on the Magpie Bridge, because there is already a rainbow bridge in my heart, pulling each other together.

55. When love is hot, I freeze it with ice; when love is cold, I surround it with a stove; the love I take good care of will be brought to you on the seventh day of July. It will be fresh. Live as before! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

56. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you every moment, and I worry about you every second. The world is very beautiful with you, and the time with you is happy and sweet. Honey, I love you.

57. The love letter was written by me; the phone call was made by me; the roses were sent by me; the blessing was said by me: Happy Chinese Valentine's Day! And I will always love you.

58. When I bump into you, we are in love with each other; when I kiss your lips, I am drunk with tenderness; when I hug you, I want happiness; when I hook up with you, we are destined to be together. !

59. If you say money is a sin, everyone is trying to make money; if you say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; if you say the heights are too cold, everyone is crawling; if you say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, everyone will not quit; if you say heaven is the best It’s so beautiful, don’t even go!

60. When you are free, look up at the sky. The moon is my eyes looking into you. The hazy cloud shadow beside the moon is the screen embroidered by the Weaver Girl herself for the Cowherd! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

61. Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration! I have loved you for five thousand years without hope! Loving you for a thousand years is ridiculous! A hundred years is too long to love you! I have loved you for 70 consecutive years. As long as I am healthy, this is my strong point.

62. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other can understand it best.

63. Five hundred years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family. That day I peeked at you chopping wood from the window, and I fell in love with you. Please don’t blame me for not telling you at that time, because there were no text messages at that time. !

64. I am ugly but I am gentle, I am thin but I am muscular, I am soft-hearted but my legs are not short, you are a little fat but you are plump, especially your smile is so beautiful.

65. Men’s biggest secrets are often told to their close friends, not the same sex, family members or wives. When a confidante becomes a wife, this part of her power is immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.

66. On September 1st more than ten years ago, I walked into school with a happy smile, a small schoolbag on my back, and embarked on a road of no return.

67. Dear! The doctor said I was lovesick, and the prescription was as follows: three passionate kisses + 2-3 drops of lover’s tears + eternal love stewed for a lifetime. I think only you can save me!

68. Sincerely accept your wife’s emotional dictatorship and “don’t talk to strangers”, especially not to strange women. Except, of course, the old lady asking for directions.

69. In your previous life, you were a landlord and I was your domestic worker. I worked for you for thirty years and you didn’t give me a penny. In this life, God destined you to accompany me all my life to repay you!

70. There is a kind of love that can last forever, there is a kind of love that can last forever, and there is a person who will be with you for a long time and accompany you to watch the morning glow and morning dew.

That's me!

71. When you read this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue, and stand on the street. You will find that people will give you money!

72. I am happy and worry-free with you. I am really infatuated with you. I worry and feel sad for you. I have also been sad and obsessed with you. I dare not change my heart. Don’t be too suspicious. I am very troubled in writing it. I am most afraid that you are Unintentionally.

73. I know that you love me like God loves a lamb, and a loving mother loves a baby. Your kind and kind emotions make me feel all kinds of warmth and intoxication.

74. Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with petroleum, give you a bubble bath with Rémy Martin XO, and take you to and from get off work with a Boeing 777. Use Zhao Wei as your maid.

75. I heard that if lovers say "I love you" to each other on Chinese Valentine's Day, they will never be separated in the coming Chinese Valentine's Day. If they say it every year, they will never be separated. I love you! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

76. Husband, husband, always works for the sake of the husband. No matter how many glasses of wine you have, you still have to go home and relax! Anyway, just do whatever you want in socializing, my wife will miss you every minute!