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If you pursue girls, if you touch girls.

The pursuit of girls:

1. I don't know how long my life is. No one can understand how important fate really is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. Even if I can't accompany you to the ends of the earth, I cherish every second with you as my friend.

2. I really want to cross the geographical restrictions and fly to your side at once. Look at your face, listen to your voice, smell your smell and miss your heart.

3, raindrops will turn into coffee, seeds will bloom roses, travel is a kind of date, parting is to experience the taste of loneliness, not without company, just strange coffee is not drunk, tired all the way, the rain will break at the touch, only friends are the most precious.

There is an inaudible voice, profane language, indescribable feeling and irresistible force.

A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

6. I want to see you. Without you, I close my eyes and shake all of you. In fact, my heart has never left. I just want to be with you in my life. The most important thing in the world is you!

7. My greatest hope in this life is to wash my feet in the same basin with you every day and stay together until we are old enough to go anywhere.

My love for you can't be measured by distance. No matter where you are, my heart is by your side. My love, you can only feel with your heart.

9. I have never doubted that my love for you is a little biased. Since we met, you and I are as beautiful as fairy tales, and my love for you will never change.

10, whether possessed by ghosts or doomed by heaven. In a word, knowing you is the greatest happiness of my life.

1 1, there are so many people in the world, why do I know you? I know a lot of people, why I miss you. As long as I think of you, my heart is as sweet as honey

12, if I want to leave this world one day, I hope the final destination is your arms, so that even if I drink the bowl of Mengpo soup next to Naihe Bridge, I can find you in the afterlife with the memory of your arms.

13, if everything starts all over again, if the ending is still such a fruitless relationship, I will still choose to love you and will not regret it.

14, my heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you every moment, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.

15, every time I see you, I can't say much; I seem to have a lot to say to you every time I leave you. Although I have never expressed my love, I really want to say I love you.

16, honey, I love you, just like an old farmer who grows rice, waiting for you carefully. When you slowly become rice, I love you and miss you, and I will start planting rice.

17, quietly reading your message, the warmth slowly grows and permeates me for a long time. Thank you for letting me accompany you. Thank you for your gentle care.

18, it is very unfortunate to tell you that at the moment you received this message, you have been poisoned by the most terrible poison on earth! And I visited all the planets in the galaxy, and no one can solve it! The only way is: you have to miss me!

19, I miss you when I am alone; I want to hug you when I cry; I want to pounce on you when I am happy; I want to kiss you when I am excited. Everything is in these four words: I need you!

20, baby, you are the best. I miss you. I promise I will never be angry with you again. I will love you well. My feelings for you are deepening day by day, because someone told me that the price of puppies has gone up and you can sell them at a good price!

2 1, it is silly to love someone. Why am I still stubborn! It's quick to forget someone. Why do I still have your shadow!

22. Loving you is so inexplicable and so unrelenting. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

If you impress girls.

1, really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

3, after knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly, haha!

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife.

5, in every night with your voice, no longer too lonely.

6. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

7. I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

8. Now I wake up every day and all I see is your sunny smile on the wall. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

9. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.

10, although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

1 1. If I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.

12, without your love, the living goal will be hard to recover!

13, if I live, God has given me the greatest life, then living without you will be the greatest gift in my mission.

14, if falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

15, people always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.

16, what you see is the truest me, an endless touch!

17, your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life!

18, I think of you every time I am frustrated? Your encouragement made me face it firmly, thank you!

19, no clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

20. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

If you touch girls.

If you touch girls.

First, stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, and stealing many people's ideas is research.

Second, remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

The fish said to the water, "You can't see my tears because I am in the water." The water said to the fish, "I can feel your tears because you are in my heart."

Fourth, the sunrise and sunset in the East China Sea are also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

Five, it takes only one sentence to destroy a person, but it takes a thousand words to cultivate a person. Please be merciful, disaster comes from your mouth.

Six, the same bottle, why put poison? The same psychology, why are you full of troubles? As the saying goes, "If you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you. You cried, and you are the only one crying in the world. "

Don't talk about other colleagues in front of colleagues, because they are all ants in the same boat. Don't slander your colleagues in front of the boss, because the boss is always smarter than you. Don't express your dissatisfaction with your boss in front of your colleagues, because this is his best opportunity to express his loyalty. Don't complain about your immediate supervisor in front of a higher boss, because their cooperative interests far outweigh yours.

Eight, don't * * the opposite sex, especially girls, because every move will leave a chrome print and become a handle in the future. Don't trust the opposite sex, especially girls, because things change and everyone has too many necessities. Don't rely on the opposite sex, especially girls, because life is heavy and everyone wants to live easily. People in love, don't hurt the opposite sex, especially boys, and don't hurt girls casually, because revenge will come sooner or later, and you will suffer. If you don't want to expect a love, you'd better keep your distance from the opposite sex and stay away from it.

Nine, there was a sincere love in front of me that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God gives me another chance to start over, I will say three words to that girl: "I love you". If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

10. Tears are the most primitive weapon for women and the only irresistible weapon for men. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Every girl was an angel without tears. When she meets a boy she likes, she will cry and become a mortal. So boys must not let girls down, because girls give up the whole heaven for you.

Eleven, there is a feeling of "lovesickness" only when I have insomnia, a feeling of "eternal fate" only when I wake up from my dream, a longing for "attachment" only when I break up, and a feeling of "loss" only when I leave. Giving up is helplessness, giving up is incompetence, not giving up is ignorance, and not giving up is perseverance. Your feelings, your eyes, your mood, should you give up in front of love, instead of persistent persistence?

Twelve, meeting the right person at the right time is the happiness of a lifetime; It is sad to meet the wrong person at the right time; It is absurd to meet the wrong person at the wrong time; Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a sigh.

Thirteen, hold your hand, and son * * *. Hold your hand and sleep with your son. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. Holding your hand, what else can you ask for? What is romance? Is it a flower? Walking in the rain? Can't you stand in front of the building? If two people fall in love and do nothing, the quiet opposite will feel very romantic. Otherwise, even if two people sit on the moon for a date, they won't feel romantic.

Fourteen, the world is always full of temptations-confusion, just like a monkey breaking corn, throwing it in his arms when he sees something good, and in the end, what stays in his arms is actually the smallest. People often feel that what they get is not the best. Anyone who has a chance to pass by wants to seize it and create a miracle, but the real opportunity is rare, and a person may only have one or two times in his life.

If you impress girls.

First, you and I who believe in fate meet.

Second, I am your life, and death is your ghost. I will follow you all my life.

Third, the meeting time is so short, and the parting day is too long. After only one hour, we seem to have left the long century!

4. Don't tell me your phone number, don't give me your address, just let me keep an eternal miss for you. I am very happy in my life.

Fifth, I have a deep affection for you, and I hope you will make eyes at me; Deep affection for you, lemon, waiting for you in the starry night; I love you, please face the Milky Way. I have a crush on you and invite you to talk under the moon!

6. If one day I get sick and die, it must have something to do with you. I will get sick and die for you! Even if others don't know, you must know! Suffering from loving you. Suffering from all kinds of helplessness.

7. Love a beautiful and kind you, say never leave one, take the road of holding hands all your life, keep a lasting love and open an eternal flower. May we be happy forever!

Eight, in the emotional world, I am looking for someone who loves me dead set. Is my perfect lover you? I want to be in this vast sea of people, just to know you, hug you and love you.

Dear, the most romantic thing I can think of is to pick up food for you while eating, and put on your coat when it's cold; Be happy with you when you are happy, and coax you to be happy when you are unhappy; When you are lonely, I always send you text messages!

Maybe it is fate, but it is more resentment. Whether it is fate or resentment. The encounter in this life makes me cherish what I have more.

As long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.

I am a bad-tempered person, but I can tolerate you.

Thirteen, although our life is poor, but because of your existence, I feel very full, life is no longer so lonely, with such concern, I can wait up and down the mountains and the sea.

I thought the sky was blue, but it was gray. I thought my heart was at rest, but it was beating. I really miss you!

Fifteen, it's late at night! Countless stars light up and write your name in the sky. When fashion passes, I can send my thoughts and wishes to you!

Sixteen, through the moon full of flowers, vaguely think of your appearance. The cold picture is full of tenderness and fantasy.

I hope to get some information from you, that is, a short greeting, which makes me feel that you have not forgotten me, that you are still thinking about me and that I exist.

18. I've always wanted to confess to you, but I can't find the right opportunity to take advantage of the National Day, a great day in founding ceremony. I want to announce to you loudly that our kingdom of love was formally established today! I will love you wholeheartedly for one hundred years!

Nineteen, the long road of missing is endless; Rainbow after rain, beautiful moment; Clouds in the air, drifting with the wind; A boat in the middle of the sea, with love as its sail; Starless night, accompanied by lights; Without you, I only miss you!

I wonder if loving you is a thoughtful reason.

I love your appearance and your heart more. Even if I can't make you happy, at least I want happiness to be with you. As long as you are happy, I am satisfied.

Twenty-two, endless songs, rippling with notes of love.

23. Sincere greetings to you, and build a dream here: build a house for you and me, with the summer breeze gently buckled, the bright moon cut off and hugged around, and then you and I hold hands. Will you help me realize this dream?

24. In the long river of love, from the day I fell in love with you, there was more waiting and expectation in my life, looking forward to being with you all the time.

Twenty-five, your arrival, murdered my reason; Your leaving hurt my feelings.

Twenty-six, you are my baby, so that I am no longer lonely; Life is full of fun with you. I will hold you in my hand and take good care of you; I want to be with you, my favorite kitten!

Twenty-seven, if you have to lose, it must be sad; If you must forget, it must be trouble; If you must miss it, it must be bad luck; Please don't forget me if you have to be accompanied. As long as you need it, remember: I am here!

Still can't sleep at night. I don't know where you are at this time. Past promises reverberated in my mind. I want you to come back to me soon. Please don't get lost for me. How can you bear to make me suffer from loneliness? Come back, my baby!

What moves girls the most and what makes them cry.

The most touching words for girls:

1. If I were your boyfriend, I would only play dumb in front of you and make you happy like a pea.

If I were your boyfriend, I would be on your left when crossing the street, and the car would hit me first.

If I were your boyfriend, I would make way for you and let you get the upper hand forever.

If I were your boyfriend, I would give you enough face in front of my sisters and be a real coolie.

If I were your boyfriend, I would suddenly disappear while shopping and give you an unexpected bunch of red roses.

If I were your boyfriend, I wouldn't let your parents know if I called you, so that his parents wouldn't ask you questions in court.

7. If I were your boyfriend, I would let you beat me up after the quarrel. Although I don't have much meat on me, if you are afraid of hurting your hands, you can hit me with a stick, but don't kill me. You can keep it for next time.

8. If I were your boyfriend, I would remember a song because of you. Wherever I go in the future, hearing that song will stop me and remind me of you.

If I were your boyfriend, I would let you buy me the biggest ring, hold you in my arms and look at your happy smile.

10, if I were your boyfriend, I would let you swing hand in hand like a child and let me turn 360 degrees from time to time to see you smile.

1 1. If I were your boyfriend, I would like to have an afterlife. Let me be your boyfriend again.

12, if I were your boyfriend, I would die behind you, because I don't want to make you sad, and I will grow old in deep thoughts about you.

13. If I were your boyfriend, I would let everyone know that you are a peerless girlfriend.

14, if I were your boyfriend, I would personally help you choose a skirt and necklace, so that every boy can see that you are salivating.

15, if I were your boyfriend, I would go to see the night scene with you, take out coins from my pocket and throw them into the night sky, whispering to you: I bought this piece of moonlight and gave it to you, dear!

16, if I were your boyfriend, I would give you many, many cute and silly nicknames. Call me if you need anything.

17, if I were your boyfriend, I would be clumsy to help you wash clothes. Although I dyed your clothes in other colors, you should encourage me to use engraved cards to remove dirt.

18, if I were your boyfriend, if I knew we were destined to be together for a long time, I would always miss you silently until the day I was old.

19, if I were your boyfriend, if I were dying, I wouldn't let you leave me sadly.

Let the girl moved to tears:

1, really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

3, after knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly, haha!

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife.

5, in every night with your voice, no longer too lonely.

6. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

7. I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

8. Now I wake up every day and all I see is your sunny smile on the wall. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

9. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.

10, although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

1 1. If I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.

12, without your love, the living goal will be hard to recover!

13, if I live, God has given me the greatest life, then living without you will be the greatest gift in my mission.

14, if falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

15, people always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.

16, what you see is the truest me, an endless touch!

17, your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life!

18, I think of you every time I am frustrated? Your encouragement made me face it firmly, thank you!

19, no clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

20. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.